Mayo 25, 2018

"Smoked 3 joints been bothered by non cops 6 times... Suck my d--k San Antonio... San Antonio sucks and so do their tacos."

Tweeted the comedian Ronald Funches, quoted in "Comedian unhappy with San Antonio shows leaves a crude message for the city" (LMT online).

I'm blogging this because: 1. I think the contrast between the insults and the headlines is funny, 2. I can't tell exactly how hostile/self-critical Funches really is and the complexity intrigues me, 3. The concept of "non cops," 4. The specificity of the numbers 3 and 6 and the issue whether details like that are essential to humor, 5. This is the second post of the day and the first post had brats and this one has tacos.

31 komento:

Eleanor ayon kay ...

He could stand a few weeks without tacos.

rehajm ayon kay ...

Quite a prestigious vc. Perhaps it is you what suck?

tds ayon kay ...

I'm getting the message: "451 Unavailable For Legal Reasons. Sorry, this content is not available in your region." on the whole LMT site.

It seems EU data protection act is fully operational

bleh ayon kay ...

San Antonio is where tacos were born.

Darrell ayon kay ...

What is "Why do you think they call it dope?" Alex.

gilbar ayon kay ...

"San Antonio is where tacos were born"
Really BDNYC?
I suppose so, but i always think of San Antonio Chili

Stephen Taylor ayon kay ...

Being from Central Texas, I can see where San Antonio might be a hard town for certain comedians. I understand the Rio Grande Valley is difficult as well.

Darrell ayon kay ...

What percentage of his act is Trump material?

Kolchak James ayon kay ...

"4. The specificity of the numbers 3 and 6 and the issue whether details like that are essential to humor"

Now, if 6 turned up to be 9 I don't mind.

-LWL

William ayon kay ...

Why would you pay one iota of attention to this idiot? Pul-eeze!

rhhardin ayon kay ...

I've managed to go through life without smoking any joints.

Sebastian ayon kay ...

Comedian? That's Not Funny. Really.

Heartless Aztec ayon kay ...

Three spleefs of modern weed in one setting? Do the math. One puff of Purple Haze sensimilla = an entire matchbox of 1968 Panamanian Red. Beyond baked. Self induced stupid.

Wince ayon kay ...

Funches has the munchies?

reader ayon kay ...

Three second take when I read that was that it was about nine cops bugging a guy smoking pork butt. It's all about the BBQ.

Ignorance is Bliss ayon kay ...

Suck my d--k San Antonio

He's not very feminine...

Kevin ayon kay ...

I live in NC and work in NYC, and in both places the open smoking of marijuana seems to be completely tolerated--in a way that the open smoking of tobacco is absolutely not. I didn't know people would even complain about it anymore, out of fear of appearing uncool.

mikee ayon kay ...

Like Nixon going to China - only Althouse can bring brats and tacos together.

PM ayon kay ...

...and so do "its" tacos.

hstad ayon kay ...

Blogger BDNYC said...
San Antonio is where tacos were born.

5/25/18, 6:38 AM

Proof or sarcasm? I believe that tacos where started by Mexican silver minors as a poor man's meal.

hstad ayon kay ...

Oops s/b "silver miners" fat fingers are the enemy.

rcocean ayon kay ...

I thought it funny when Kathy Griffith told some WH official to "Suck my Dick"

Tell us more Kathy!

rcocean ayon kay ...

As the San Antonio guy - i bet he's really, really funny.

Funny Looking.

MadisonMan ayon kay ...

Brats then tacos. Were you posting before eating breakfast?

MadisonMan ayon kay ...

(Why DO so many comedians die in San Antonio?)

Bad Lieutenant ayon kay ...


rhhardin said...
I've managed to go through life without smoking any joints.

Is that how you ended up this way? For the love of Jehovah, somebody roll me a fatty, stat!

Bad Lieutenant ayon kay ...
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Openidname ayon kay ...

Supposedly when the Marx Brothers were still in vaudeville, they bombed in Nacogdoches, TX. There was a runaway mule outside, and half their audience left, thinking was a batter show. Groucho started ad-libbing insults, including "Nacogdoches is full of roaches!"

daskol ayon kay ...

wiener schnitzel

daskol ayon kay ...

nope, don't need numbers

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