Mayo 3, 2017

"I am a Tinder guy holding a fish and I will provide for you."

Very funny. I recommend this humor piece in The New Yorker... and I don't even know the Tinder photographs it's making fun of.

16 (na) komento:

I Have Misplaced My Pants ayon kay ...

Eh I think you have to have spent way more time on Tinder than I have (which is to say, any time at all) to get the full effect of the jokes.

themightypuck ayon kay ...

Started great but slowly became lame. Which I expect tracks most relationships started under Tinder or many other relationship starters, although not the pre Vatican II Catholic Church.

Etienne ayon kay ...
Naalis ng may-ari ang komentong ito.
Ann Althouse ayon kay ...

I had to just infer what's happening on Tinder and I found it very funny. Have never once looked at Tinder... only read about it.

mockturtle ayon kay ...

Is this another escort story? I'd like to behold his mackerel! ;-)

Dust Bunny Queen ayon kay ...

I will provide you with many orgasms and sea bass.

I dunno....this doesn't sound half bad. Sea Bass are actually rather hard to find in the stores.

Tim ayon kay ...

Sea Bass are pretty hard to find. Orgasms are quite scarce where I shop for victuals. -Probably a good thing too.

tcrosse ayon kay ...

It reads like a rip-off of Borat.

fivewheels ayon kay ...

Fairly obvious jokes, and emblematic of the condescending blue-state humor you'd get from the New Yorker. Guess who hates and ridicules pictures of people who enjoy fishing? People who have never gone fishing and think only hillbillies do.

fivewheels ayon kay ...

FYI, the whole fish-picture divide really is a thing. Indicating that you're an outdoorsy person probably seems like relevant information on a dating app, so it's a common theme. But there is also a faction of woman whose profiles will include admonitions like: "If there's a dead animal in your profile pic, SWIPE LEFT." Some people find it very upsetting for some reason.

I'm guessing Miss Collier's profile has a bathroom mirror selfie with duck lips.

mockturtle ayon kay ...

Orgasms are quite scarce where I shop for victuals.

Don't buy liver where Portnoy shops.

Tim ayon kay ...

Ok important safety tip Mr. Turtle.

mockturtle ayon kay ...

Ms. Turtle.

Jaq ayon kay ...

Don't buy liver where Portnoy shops.

That was a funny book.

Krumhorn ayon kay ...

I can't escape the impression that Laslo Spatula could have written that. It has his diction and rhythm. I will provide you with many orgasms and sea bass is right in Laslo's literary wheelhouse. Plus the repetition of the rock hard abs. It's like the clean antifa girl who now has herpes.

-Krumhorn

Tim ayon kay ...

Sorry, Ms Turckle

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