29 ડિસેમ્બર, 2016

"What’s 'great' about this look is that it combines so many awful red carpet trends..."

"... the overuse of black lace, the 'I just survived an attack' aesthetic, and of course, the proliferation of Barbie Crotch. It’s a trifecta of ugly and no one in 2016 managed to top it, as far as we’re concerned. Congrats, girl."

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Dude1394 કહ્યું...

My eyes! It burns!

Earnest Prole કહ્યું...

Didn't we already do Barbie-Crotch yesterday?

Alice Aforethought કહ્યું...

"Greasy pustules" on Beyoncé?
What an image.

Original Mike કહ્યું...

What a strange institution the red carpet is.

William કહ્યું...

Is a merkin an appropriate accessory for the Barbie crotch look or is fur still out?

Leslie Graves કહ્યું...

Is Tori Spelling's dress on backwards? Now I can't think about anything else. I vote "yes", for the record.

kentuckyliz કહ્યું...

Beyonce's dress looks like the images from my last colonoscopy.

She is hiding her bush or mons pubis/labia behind her purse.

Wince કહ્યું...

Selma Blair looked better with some meat on her bones.

Rocketeer કહ્યું...

How many condoms were killed so Beyoncé's dress could be made?

exhelodrvr1 કહ્યું...

But Steve Martin's tweet was unacceptable. Tweet, twat, Barbie crotch, carpet ...

MayBee કહ્યું...

That whole page. LOL

tcrosse કહ્યું...

It could be worse. They could have dressed Hillary.

HoodlumDoodlum કહ્યું...

Ha, that made me remember the phrase "scroll down fug!"

MadisonMan કહ્યું...

Is Tori Spelling's dress on backwards?

It really does look that way.

tds કહ્યું...

Should be "2016: Bottom five" instead of "Top five"

rehajm કહ્યું...

...is fur still out?

Apparently the preferred adjectives are: smooth, hairless, flat, and plastic.

rehajm કહ્યું...

Most embarrassing moment: Hailee Steinfeld emerges from the powder room and her dress isn't tucked into her pantyhose.

traditionalguy કહ્યું...

I bet these noble Hollywooders are going out in public looking like Syrian Refugees trying to make them feel better, like a group cutting off their hair in solidarity with the Chemotherapy sufferers.

I like to give them the benefit of the doubt.

Curious George કહ્યું...

Tori Spelling's dress is hideous. But you're glad it's there.

J. Farmer કહ્યું...

Wow, that was bad. But for my money, Selma Blair's was by far the worst.

Wilbur કહ્યું...

It reminds me of a lot of modern art. The designers are competing in a race to create the most anti-fashion fashion possible.

Face palm.

geoffb કહ્યું...

Is Tori in someway related to Kerry?

Bill Peschel કહ્યું...

Fuck Tom and Lorenzo. They banned me after a couple comments, some of them positive.

Perhaps they objected to pointing out that Julianne Moore shouldn't wear dresses that accentuate her flabby skin.

I'll bet Laslo doesn't get banned. *grumble*

mezzrow કહ્યું...

Laslo bans. Laslo does not "get banned."

There are rules for Laslo, but they are only for Laslo's eyes.

Titus કહ્યું...

Yes dolls-fur is out on both men and women.

You can have a little patch or glaze of fur just over the cunt or cock.

Otherwise, fur is a major faux pas.

Unknown કહ્યું...

We all know that Lazlo is actually Wonkette in disguise, crying out for a return of male's appreciating women and women being appreciated by them.

Right? Lazlo just has to be a repressed feminist pleading out for help.

--Vance

RNB કહ્યું...

Why isn't 'Barbie Crotch' body-shaming of cis-women of a certain physiognomy?

Eric the Fruit Bat કહ્યું...

I wonder whether the Dalai Lama concerns himself with things such as this.

FullMoon કહ્યું...

There is somrthing happening here, what it is ain't exactaly clear..

Are the celebrities paid to wear this stuff?
Are the designers laughing inside at the celebs who are afraid to say "no way"?

No doubt a trained eye can appreciate some of these designs, like a wine snob appreciates fine wines, but a poorly educated guy who still buys Gallo burgundy in a gallon jug just don't get it.

MacMacConnell કહ્યું...

Ladies, two words "Ralph Lauren". Get some class, get away from the Skankedelic fashions.

JaimeRoberto કહ્યું...

Huh, I wonder where the director of the Hunger Games got the idea to make the denizens of the capital city dress so strangely.

buwaya કહ્યું...

"Huh, I wonder where the director of the Hunger Games got the idea to make the denizens of the capital city dress so strangely."

Bingo. There is a deeply hidden conservative thread through that whole series. Its more interesting than initial impressions might indicate.

Rae કહ્યું...

I'd say stop asking gay misogynists to dress you, but what do I know? There's a whole sub-economy supporting this stuff.

Krumhorn કહ્યું...

I look at it like this. The chic elite have had a tuff year, and their style choices often reflect deep despair. As a result, Trump has already delivered on a key campaign promise about The Wall. There will be no expense for construction materials since the day after the election, millions of lefties shit a brick.

That should about do it.

- Krumhorn

Birches કહ્યું...

Wow giant condom Beyonce! Yikes.

exhelodrvr1 કહ્યું...

And none of these designers will be working with Melania Trump, right?

AmPowerBlog કહ્યું...

I can't believe anyone would wear those monstrous rags.

Phil 314 કહ્યું...

What's worse than "The Emperor has no clothes"?

The Emperor has designer clothes.

wildswan કહ્યું...

It looks as if fashion today requires: appear at first glance to be wearing underwear, or colored sheets or nothing. Then, be sure to plasticize the entire body so that you won't be too different from the robot sex doll who is your chief competitor. Victorians painted women in this way if you need guidance and in fact if you look at how Victorians painted women in large "historical" paintings about imperial Rome or the "Orient" you can get ahead of the fashion curve. Like Edward Poynter or Gerome.

અજ્ઞાત કહ્યું...

I haven't seen so many awful home made prom dresses since, er uh, the Prom.

Lewis Wetzel કહ્યું...

I am a "tall American." Whenever I see one of these runway pics of a female celebrity, I can't help but think that they are about a foot shorter than I am. How tall is Madonna? Maybe 5'4"? I was 5'4" when I was eleven years old.

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