Disyembre 10, 2016

A man brought what he thought was a breast implant into a police station. He'd found it in the water...

... and thought it might be evidence that a woman's body was somewhere in there — maybe a murder victim.



She's smiling because it's a jellyfish!

25 komento:

Rob ayon kay ...

See something, say something.

traditionalguy ayon kay ...

So it was saline and not silicone.

We note that the Breast Blog is back again. Thanks for doing your part in Making America Great Again.

Oso Negro ayon kay ...

Apparently he lacked sufficient expertise with either ocean fauna, or women's sexual enhancement. To say nothing of his knowledge of the little man in the boat.

traditionalguy ayon kay ...

Jelly fish enhancement. It must be Global Warming again.

Laslo Spatula ayon kay ...

He also found what turned out to just be a clam.

I am Laslo.

Peachy ayon kay ...

If they find the other one, some lucky woman gets a two-fer.

rhhardin ayon kay ...

Glow in the dark breasts.

JML ayon kay ...

The poor guy probably feels like a boob now.

rehajm ayon kay ...
Naalis ng may-ari ang komentong ito.
Wince ayon kay ...
Naalis ng may-ari ang komentong ito.
rehajm ayon kay ...

We can all have a laugh but give the guy credit for acting with the breast of intentions.

Wince ayon kay ...
Naalis ng may-ari ang komentong ito.
Wince ayon kay ...

I'm surprised the Flintstones never used jelly fish as breast implants.

Wilma and Betty could've used help in that department

Even Ann Margrock.

David ayon kay ...

"She's smiling because it's a jellyfish!"

And because it's obvious, even with her dowdy uniform, that she has no need whatsoever for implants.

Fritz ayon kay ...

I trip over them all the time, but I never thought of them quite like that. Thanks.

JAORE ayon kay ...

Mark this exhibit Double D.

Peachy ayon kay ...

She's got electric boobs,
a mohair suit...
You know I read it in a magazine.

lemondog ayon kay ...

Could be some creative/quack doctor used it as a cheap implant.....

YoungHegelian ayon kay ...

@lemondog,

Could be some creative/quack doctor used it as a cheap implant...

Don't give anyone any ideas! Silicone butt implants have been done with silicone caulk, just like the stuff you seal around your bathtub. Now, thanks to you, we're going to have quack doctors offering clueless chicks the options of "saline, silicone, or jellyfish".

JAORE ayon kay ...

Must be jellyfish 'cause jam don't shake like that.

John henry ayon kay ...

I think the story is bogus.

A jellyfish implant would be painful as Hell, wouldn't it?

John Henry

Jake ayon kay ...

I assume the man that turned that in actually killed a woman with breast implants and sunk her. He wants the police to find her body because he feels guilty.

The Tell-tale tit?

Quaestor ayon kay ...

Ya'll missed a fine pun in the tweet!

unique bust!

Earnest Prole ayon kay ...

I was wondering just the other day: Whatever happened to Jessica Valenti?

Largo ayon kay ...

Fake boos.
Fake fake boobs.
Nice. :)

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