Setyembre 22, 2016

"And his mouth" — kiss kiss kiss — "small."

Dalai Lama does his Trump impersonation.

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My name goes here. ayon kay ...

Best election ever.

HoodlumDoodlum ayon kay ...

We're all against foreigners trying to influence our elections, so the Dalai Lama is in the same boat as Vladimir Putin I guess. So sad, so very sad.

(the hand on the head to mime Trump's hair is pretty funny, though)

mikee ayon kay ...

I heard that the Dalai Lama once walked into a pizza restaurant and said, "Make me one with everything!"

There is actual video on the internet of somebody telling him this joke. He was not amused, IIRC.

Bad Lieutenant ayon kay ...

And when he asks for his change the counterman says:

"Change must come from within!"

HoodlumDoodlum ayon kay ...

mikee said...There is actual video on the internet of somebody telling him this joke. He was not amused, IIRC.

YT: Dalai Lama Joke Fail

Darrell ayon kay ...

Leftist git.

Expat(ish) ayon kay ...

Many years ago, when I flew first class on long business trips (the good old days) I sat next to a very nice young (25?) woman who had been a speechwriter for the Dali for several years. She spoke four languages and was in charge of making sure "his words" sounded right in a particular culture. IIRC there were about a dozen people like her on staff.

I am still struck by that in so many ways.

_XC

Mountain Maven ayon kay ...

Doesnt say much for him.

Sebastian ayon kay ...

Because compassion.

Good thing we're not trying to influence elections in Tibet. Oh, wait. Well, sorry, Dalai.

Jake ayon kay ...

What. The. Fuck.

Oso Negro ayon kay ...

Fuck the CIA stooge Dalai Lama. Poseur.

traditionalguy ayon kay ...

This Lama guy is like that Argentine Jesuit the Catholics of Rome made a replacement Pope. Both are on the world stage performing as if they are High Priests of traditional Religions, and as such both are intentional frauds.

So naturally they hate Trump who is blowing all the fraud's all over the world's cover with the voters and the God seekers.

Curious George ayon kay ...

Big hitter da Lama. Long.

rehajm ayon kay ...

What mikee said. This Lama iteration a little slow with the humor...

...and he'd better watch out. Trump's been known to hold a grudge...How's your relationship with China, Dali?

Rosalyn C. ayon kay ...

Just goes to show that being elected to the position of Dalai Lama doesn't guarantee spiritual enlightenment or higher consciousness. I can't imagine any spiritual teacher publicly mocking anyone, let alone based on physical characteristics. The Dalai Lama is famous for his laughter and sense of humor, but that doesn't include other people laughing at him or his philosophy (pizza order -- one with everything). He was noticeably defensive and hostile towards the interviewer, only laughing when the interviewer became visibly uncomfortable. Trump is truly an iconoclast: first the Pope, now the Dalai Lama. Who's next?

Michael Fitzgerald ayon kay ...

The celebrity Dalai Lama has made a swell living for well over 30 years speaking at college campuses before adoring crowds of progressive peabrains and college kids. He knows which side his tea is buttered.

Ken B ayon kay ...

Charlatan cage fight!

mccullough ayon kay ...

Elmer Gantry

buwaya ayon kay ...

Well, here I am, also a foreigner attempting to influence a US election, and not for the first time.
But in the direction opposite to the Dalai Lama.

Annie ayon kay ...

Wow. You'd think a supposed holy man would pray or meditate or whatever Lamas do, for someone's improvement; not mock them like a mean girl.

damikesc ayon kay ...

Well, Tibet was a vicious, cruel country before China over-ran them. They'd be no better if they ruled themselves. Fuck the Dalai Lama.

Bad Lieutenant ayon kay ...

Funny, the Dalai Lama has made what seemed sensible remarks in the past. Who knows? It doesn't affect me, and I doubt it affects the election. I suppose remotely there could be some China angle.

Curious George ayon kay ...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fYEOSCIOnrs

mikee ayon kay ...

damikesc, it is perhaps a modern concept, but we believe that locals are allowed to do pretty much what they want to each other, within their own borders, as long as it doesn't leak out too much, but the neighbors aren't allowed to move in and start doing the same to everyone there.

Think of it like fighting with your brother. Should the kid next door arrive and start insulting either of you, that kid very likely will be attacked by both of you.

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