२० ऑगस्ट, २०१६

How will you celebrate...

... Bill Clinton's 70th birthday?

३३ टिप्पण्या:

Meade म्हणाले...

I'll leave a comment at NPR.

Humperdink म्हणाले...

"As elder statesman and orator without equal.."

Oh please.

rehajm म्हणाले...

Parsing every word of the XXII Amendment.

David Begley म्हणाले...

A parade of young women wearing the identical same blue dress.

Curious George म्हणाले...

Scissoring Huma.

What?

Oh, Bill Clinton!

Curious George म्हणाले...

"rehajm said...
Parsing every word of the XXII Amendment."

/thread

Big Mike म्हणाले...

By sending him a box of condoms, size small. (Hopefully they won't be too loose.)

Wince म्हणाले...

Finish by masturbating into a bathroom sink.

James Pawlak म्हणाले...

Reminding everyone of Article-III, Section-3 of the Constitution.

CWJ म्हणाले...

Yardwork.

Freeman Hunt म्हणाले...

This post appeared over an ad for Dodge Ram for me, so at first I thought it was a post about an incredibly inappropriate ad campaign.

Unknown म्हणाले...

Same as I do every day, Pinky. Try not to cry as Hillary corrupts the world.

Sam L. म्हणाले...

I'm thinking "Drinking To Forget".

Laslo Spatula म्हणाले...

Cigar Joke FPO.

I am Laslo.

William म्हणाले...

Did he outlive his era?.........His presidency was successful but the successes were things that Democrats are currently campaigning against. Plus the sexual excesses don't look better in hindsight. He's no longer Hillary's secret weapon. He's stored with the emails.

damikesc म्हणाले...

I'll rape a woman and get his wife to defend me. I might tell her to put some ice on it.

pst314 म्हणाले...

"America's first gentleman"
Really? I'm not going to bother following a link to such garbage.

Mr. D म्हणाले...

Contemplate how Little Feat forecast the whole thing back in '73:

Spotcheck Billy got down on his hands and knees
He said "Hey mama, hey let me check your oil all right?"
She said "No, no honey, not tonight.
Come back Monday, come back Tuesday, and then I might"

I said Juanita, my sweet Juanita, what are you up to?
My Juanita
I said Juanita, my sweet chiquita, what are you up to?
My Juanita

Don't want nobody who won't dive for dimes
Don't want no speedballs 'cause I might die trying
Throw me a line, throw me a line
'Cause there's a fat man in the bathtub with the blues
I hear you moan, I hear you moan, I hear you moan

Billy got so sad, dejected, put on his hat and start to run
Runnin' down the street yelling at the top of his lungs
"All I want in this life of mine is some good clean fun"
"All I want in this life and time is some hit and run"

I said Juanita, my sweet Juanita, what are you up to?
My Juanita
I said Juanita, my sweet chiquita, what are you up to?
My Juanita

Put my money in your meter baby so it won't run down
But you caught me in the squeeze play on the cheesy side of town
Throw me a dime, throw me a line
'Cause there's a fat man in the bathtub with the blues
I hear you moan, I hear you moan, I hear you moan

Tom म्हणाले...

Hemlock?

traditionalguy म्हणाले...

Hillary should announce Sweet Old Bill's appointment as her Secretary of State, and that he is open for pre-business now so Saudi Donations can be made in advance.

rhhardin म्हणाले...

Three virgins and seventy party girls.

cubanbob म्हणाले...

To quote Titus I pinched a large loaf in celebration of Bill's birthday.

Ron Snyder म्हणाले...

In sorrow that he is still alive.

rcocean म्हणाले...

Smoke a cigar and wack off and spiz on a blue dress. Of course, I'll have to buy one, since I don't think my wife will appreciate me using one of hers.

Or I could get one from my the girl who works for me, she might agree and then keep it forever.

I'm also thinking of contacting a female reporter, and telling them I support Abortion rights, maybe she'll give me a blow job.

mockturtle म्हणाले...

Not with a Bud Light. Just saw their commercial [during Olympic Games coverage] where it is declared, "Gender identity is a spectrum". Is that the narrative now? Are the millennials all accepting it?

Jake म्हणाले...

Probably smoke a cigar.

Smilin' Jack म्हणाले...

"How will you celebrate Bill Clinton's 70th birthday?"

Drink a toast to "One more down, one fewer to go."

walter म्हणाले...

mockturtle said...
Not with a Bud Light. Just saw their commercial [during Olympic Games coverage] where it is declared, "Gender identity is a spectrum"
--
What? Did they bring back the frogs for this?

walter म्हणाले...

Or maybe the "Wassup?!" guys with one now trans?

mockturtle म्हणाले...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DJa3VN_8FAE

Achilles म्हणाले...

Planning ahead for living in a country where the clintons killed the rule of law.

SukieTawdry म्हणाले...

I'm celebrating a day late with a Humphrey Bogart marathon on TCM. He had a lovely wife.

mockturtle म्हणाले...

Bogart was very sexy.