"The Gotta Go Running Skirt... has 5.5-inch shorts underneath and a Velcro-secured flap that reveals a 'relief hatch' so you can pee when there's no bathroom...."
"You" = a woman.
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Or a Sitzpinkler."
Is it sold with crotchless panties?
heh -- still trying to be like a man.
The razor edge between appalling and appealing.
Should you wear this on a first date?
I think Ann posted that to lure people into reading the "I'm Always the Wallflower at the Orgy" article that's on the same site. yech.
When in doubt whip it out---the advantage of external plumbing.
Well. There you go.
Or you could just wear Depends. Then you don't even have to stop.
I love that use of empower, when a sane copywriter would use enable.
Feminists are so desperate.
It's "empowering" to piss all over the place?
It will run down your leg. Surface tension is the enemy.
I think one could write an entertaining article on how feminism is ultimately just about women's jealousy over men's ability to urinate standing up.
You could title it "The Pissterhood"
What will they think of next?
@Christopher
I think one could write an entertaining article on how feminism is ultimately just about women's jealousy over men's ability to urinate standing up.
You could title it "The Pissterhood"
Heh -- we have to change 5,000 years of Western civilization, because girls can't pee standing up? Ok, ok, we'll compromise:)
I've done many a long run and still have not needed to pee out in the middle of nowhere. Do your kegels, women!
Next new way to empower women: replacing sit toilets with squat toilets. It's so Islamic, it's progressive.
We have to pull our bottoms way down and do the deepest of squats so as not to urinate on ourselves.
Isometric exercise like this build muscle strength and contribute more to fitness than running alone.
[F]eminism is ultimately just about women's jealousy over men's ability to urinate standing up.
Ziggy Freud figured this out more than a century ago. He called it "penis envy." Funny how we don't hear about that anymore.
"You" = a woman.
At one time, that would explain things. Not anymore. Now anyone can be a woman.
"You" = a woman.
Just wondering, how has Caitlyn Jenner adjusted - stand or sit when urinating?
It is my understanding that bike racers just pee in their pants.
So it's an invention that allows you to pee down your leg while you are running. Have you ever tried to pee while you are running?
I think someone got punked.
So, essentially the whole purpose of the "feminist" movement is that a bunch of women really wish they were men, and have set out to fuck everything up so they can play pretend?
Finally.
chuck:
When I'm riding hard I sweat so much that I pretty much never need to pee until I get home, even though I go through 1-2 tall waterbottles per ride.
Wait: A running "skirt"? I don't think I've EVER seen anyone running in a skirt, or skort for that matter. It's always shorts or tights of some kind.
I predict this product will fail simply because serious runners will not like the skirts flapping around their thighs.
These days, there are a lot of competing female urination devices that let the woman pee standing up.
The typical model is a disposable funnel that attaches to the woman so she can pee through it.
http://www.amazon.com/KleanGo-Disposable-Female-Urine-Director/dp/B013PWF3QU/ref=lp_12587446011_1_1?srs=12587446011&ie=UTF8&qid=1446168426&sr=8-1
[Disclaimer: I am not affiliated with that company in any way]
Like Spanx, except they don't have Velcro. Lovely.
If there was ever a time that this song was appropriate, well, that time is now.
But do they carry a model that fits Hillary Clinton's rear end?
How many marathon runners take potty breaks? And if runners take themselves that far out, number two requires popping a squat, whether male or female.
The likelihood of a runner taking a bathroom break is entirely dependent on whether they're running for a particular time or if they're just running to finish.
The latter will stop at the earliest bathroom while the former may just let it go if they can't sweat it out.
Laura said...
How many marathon runners take potty breaks?
An amusingly large number, for purely psychological reasons. I did a marathon once. Starting gun ( horn actually ) went off, and probably 50 people headed straight for the porta-potties or the woods along the side of the road.
A coworker's husband "invented" and actually marketed a hollow golf club, for those occasions on the course when you (a male) have to go NOW. The club had an attached towel, so you could presumably hide your activity from presumably prying eyes.
The coworker asked me about it, Wilbur being the golf maven in the office. I considered it, and replied it's not better than a clump of bushes or trees off of the fairway. Worse, it might count as the 15th club in the bag, one over the limit.
I wonder how many they sold.
As "sinz52" noted, various types of funnel devices already exist.
Actually, such devices have been available for many decades, although as far as I know they've never been popular.
Perhaps Prog_Nirvana is when men sit down to pee, and women don't? Besides, if boys/men can be girls/women just because they say they are, how long will it be before urinals are installed in girls/womens rooms?
I simply call my running skirt a running kilt.
Problem solved.
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