13 જૂન, 2015

"For instance, on the planet Earth, man had always assumed that he was more intelligent than dolphins because he had achieved so much — the wheel, New York, wars and so on..."

"... whilst all the dolphins had ever done was muck about in the water having a good time. But conversely, the dolphins had always believed that they were far more intelligent than man — for precisely the same reasons."

— Douglas Adams ("The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy (Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, #1)"), quoted by sunsong in the comments to "Polar bears are eating dolphins."

23 ટિપ્પણીઓ:

Gahrie કહ્યું...

From what i have read, dolphins can be real assholes, and are known to sexually assault human females.

traditionalguy કહ્યું...

Dolphins don't need to work hard to get a female mate.

Male dolphins have a penis bone called a baculum bone that is about two feet long.

But walruses have that feature too. Ever seen a walrus working hard at anything?

Interestingly, the polar bear has one too.

Yancey Ward કહ્યું...

Well, when the polar bears are eating Miamians, I will start to worry.

Warren Fahy કહ્યું...

;) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ojydNb3Lrrs

Warren Fahy કહ્યું...

"If you don't know history, everything's new." -Thomas Sowell

Fernandinande કહ્યું...

traditionalguy said...
Dolphins don't need to work hard to get a female mate.


Sometimes several males will spend days pursuing an unwilling female until they can "rape" her, then they herd her around by force to keep other males away.

Male dolphins have a penis bone called a baculum bone that is about two feet long.

Most mammals have a baculum; humans are the oddity.

all the dolphins had ever done was muck about in the water having a good time.

Killing smaller porpoises is great fun. But plankton must be the smartest of all, perhaps except for the water itself.

Roughcoat કહ્યું...

Dolphins are mysogynists.

Michael K કહ્યું...

"Has the Sperm Whale ever written a book,"

Sperm whales don't come easy.

The dolphin big brain thing has always been a myth. The motor cortex in a dolphin is right in the front of the brain. There is no "pre-frontal area" which, in humans, is where thinking takes place. Dolphins have a huge motor area to run all those muscles.

Krumhorn કહ્યું...

Bon appétit. Yum.

Sushi!

-Krumhorn

mikee કહ્યું...

Adams can be quoted appositely in essentially any discussion, serious or ridiculous, political, economic, scientific or religious. Adams and Monty Python provide me with most of my conversational gambits, even now, so long after they originally appeared.

CWJ કહ્યું...

Well played Warren Fahy. You beat me to it.

Fernandinande કહ્યું...

Fernandinande said...

traditionalguy said...
Male dolphins have a penis bone called a baculum bone that is about two feet long.

Most mammals have a baculum; humans are the oddity.


Oops: whales (including dolphins), along with humans and horses, are some of the few mammal species that do not possess baculum (penile bone)

Paco Wové કહ્યું...

"From what i have read, dolphins can be real assholes..."

Yeah, a classic example of a species using its good looks to get away with murder.

અજ્ઞાત કહ્યું...

Motto of the OPM IT Security department: "Share and enjoy".

Warren Fahy કહ્યું...

My history comment was not directed at Ann, for the record. I'll bet polar bears have eaten dolphins from time in memoriam. They evolved to swim and hunt, after all.

sunsong કહ્યું...

Ann, I'm happy that you liked it :-) Sometimes people can say things so damn well. I think it's great that we keep their quotes alive.

Lucien કહ્યું...

To be fair, polar bears will eat people, too.

Richard Dolan કહ્યું...

If the objective is to understand animals, anthropomorphis is a bad place to start. Of course, if the objective is something else, and it usually is, what the hell.

Bill Crawford કહ્યું...

I was sad when I saw a polar bear eat a seal.

Then I saw a seal eat a penguin.

અજ્ઞાત કહ્યું...

From what i have read, dolphins can be real assholes, and are known to sexually assault human females.

What was she wearing? Aside from the herring tampon.

buwaya કહ્યું...

Enlightened middle schools are now assigning the Hitchhikers Guide as summer reading. True.
Beats most of the usual dreck.

JCC કહ્યું...

"...muck about in the water having a good time...far more intelligent than man — for precisely the same reasons."

So...the dolphins go to college, major in art history and partying, then collect food stamps, claim to suffer from ADD and hyperactivity and so live off SS disability while refusing to pay off their college loans?

Truly an American success fable.

n.n કહ્યું...

Wo/man's greatest achievement is to normalize evolutionary dysfunction with a pro-choice doctrine. I wonder if the dolphins ever managed to control their competition with an elective dysfunctional behavior. Perhaps with a redistribution of "borrowed" fish.

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