Althouse: They've misplaced Putin!

March 13, 2015

They've misplaced Putin!

Where is that man?

24 comments:

mccullough said...: Hopefully 007 killed him; 3/13/15, 9:34 AM
Levi Starks said...: My guess?
Probably fly-fishing shirtless in Wyoming somewhere near Jackson Hole.; 3/13/15, 9:41 AM
traditionalguy said...: He may be inspecting the deep command bunker from which he will control the Nuclear exchange which will rid the Russians of that pesky Muslim ruling in the USA. Then Russia can straighten out the middle east.; 3/13/15, 9:45 AM
Brill said...: If we're lucky he's hunting with Dick Cheney.; 3/13/15, 9:48 AM
Wince said...: Inside the matryoshka?; 3/13/15, 9:51 AM
MadisonMan said...: My guess: Plastic surgery. He's gone to get a facelift.; 3/13/15, 9:54 AM
Simon said...: I rather like the idea of recovering the bucolic days when we did not get daily reports on the doings of presidents and popes. Why should we want to constantly hear from or see these people?

So: What is Putin doing? Maybe he's in his office doing some work. Messrs. Obama and Bergoglio would do well by all of us to follow suit.; 3/13/15, 9:59 AM
Michael K said...: Maybe the Chechens got him along with Nemtsov.; 3/13/15, 10:16 AM
Larry J said...: Where is that man?

Dead or dying in pain, I hope.; 3/13/15, 10:37 AM
TrespassersW said...: Is Vladimir Russian for Waldo?; 3/13/15, 10:49 AM
BlanchedPotatoes said...: Hiking the Appalachian Trail.; 3/13/15, 11:24 AM
Dan Hossley said...: He's impersonating Mark Sanford and is hiking the Appalachian trail.

Or, he's impersonating Hillary Rodham Clinton and is in his bunker, erasing emails.; 3/13/15, 11:26 AM
Chris N said...: Just for fun, let's say he's gone, eventually becoming a bigger and bigger part of the problem, but Russia's got:

-Low birth rates
-Corruption and rot straight to the top
-A long border with China
-Muslims with high birth rates
-Low nat gas prices
-The consequences of Putin's policies and wars and the legacy of the cratered U.S.S.R. in hearts and minds

That kind of weakness can start wars, and ill-advised wars at that.; 3/13/15, 11:36 AM
Bill said...: I'm with Madison Man.; 3/13/15, 11:41 AM
Drago said...: obama cannot be very happy that his boyfriend for whom he has provided so much needed flexibility has simply disappeared.

I mean, obama gives and he gives and he gives and what does obama get for all that?

Treated like an easily castaway chick.

I for one don't like to see my subservient president treated in such a way.; 3/13/15, 12:19 PM
Bob Ellison said...: He's crying into his cappuccino in Seattle.

He's a sensitive man.; 3/13/15, 12:20 PM
Rob said...: Madison Man is right about the plastic surgery, but come on, what a tin ear for the way plastic surgery is referred to in polite circles. He's having a little work done is all.; 3/13/15, 12:25 PM
Fritz said...: One report has him attending the birth of his illegitimate child in Italy:

http://www.thedailybeast.com/articles/2015/03/13/putin-in-italy-for-birth-of-secret-love-child.html; 3/13/15, 1:00 PM
phantommut said...: Now with more Polonium!; 3/13/15, 2:20 PM
n.n said...: Maybe the dingo ate your Putin.; 3/13/15, 4:58 PM
MaxedOutMama said...: Some days, the bear eats you.; 3/13/15, 8:36 PM
gadfly said...: He's a new daddy taking government authorized maternity leave.; 3/13/15, 8:44 PM
rhhardin said...: Putin has been eaten by a bear.; 3/14/15, 8:52 AM
Kirk Parker said...: I don't know why you guys think the 'bear' stuff is funny!!!; 3/15/15, 10:30 PM