Marso 9, 2015

Just call me Elaine Glad.

I'm using the "Chelsea Clinton Fake E-Mail Name Generator: your mother’s middle name and the first thing you see when you open the kitchen drawer."

45 komento:

Ron ayon kay ...

I did one of these things where they wanted your middle name and the street you were raised....which in my case turned out to be

"George Carlin"

DanTheMan ayon kay ...

Rita Grapefruit-Spoon

richard mcenroe ayon kay ...

Hi, I'm Patrick Dead Fly. Apparently I'm Native American and didn't know it.

JRoberts ayon kay ...

I want to know what Hillary's "Carlos Danger" e-mail name is...

Ron ayon kay ...

So this blog could be renamed

"Glad"

hmmm....

Unknown ayon kay ...

June Fork? I could just as easily go with June Spoon. Rhymes with moon in a tin pan alley tune.

Laura ayon kay ...

Always, always use the kitchen drawer.

The desk drawer leads to items somewhat telling, with variations of "panties" or "cigars."

Skeptical Voter ayon kay ...

Ward Cleaver.


But since we're on the distaff side here,I'll go with

Beaver Cleaver. Make of that what you will Laslo Spatula.

But Hillary's hunkering in the bunker and not coming out and defending herself is probably a mistake. And I think it was Napoleon Bonaparte who said, "Never interrupt your opponent while they are making a mistake."

So a word to Hillary, "Sweetie, stay in the bunker."

Hindi-nagpakilala ayon kay ...

Ironically, my name ends up being 'Laslo Spatula'.

Even more ironically, I am and am not 'Laslo Spatula'.

Mr. D ayon kay ...

If I use my mom's name, it would be Jane Church Key.

If I use my dad's name and open a different drawer, it would be Louis Ziploc.

Sharc ayon kay ...
Naalis ng may-ari ang komentong ito.
Alexander ayon kay ...

Ann Sellotape... I might get some looks if I tried to use it.

Julie C ayon kay ...

Lillian Crumb

Sal ayon kay ...

Using dad's middle name: Ivan Duct Tape. Sounds fake.

Bob Boyd ayon kay ...

Anita Screw

Sam L. ayon kay ...

If the New Yorker is satirizing this, I'm guessing support for Hillary! is dwindling fast.

readering ayon kay ...

Al Kikkoman

sparrow ayon kay ...

Benjamin Oatmeal

Eleanor ayon kay ...

Emma Peeler

Big Mike ayon kay ...

If Chelsea opened her refrigerator instead, she'd be Diane Swanson.

Tom ayon kay ...

Rose Whisk

Tom ayon kay ...

Wilma Fingerdoo... Okay, that's not really it but that name cracks me up.

Michelle Dulak Thomson ayon kay ...

I don't think I'm going to get anywhere as "Joan Swivel Peeler."

Hindi-nagpakilala ayon kay ...

Charles Halfcup

LordSomber ayon kay ...

Ann Kale.

She must be a hipster.

LordSomber ayon kay ...

I want to know what Hillary's "Carlos Danger" e-mail name is…

Ron Mexico?

I Have Misplaced My Pants ayon kay ...

Marie Brush

Deb ayon kay ...

Winnell Keurig.

RMc ayon kay ...

Ann Canopener. (Pronounced the French way: KAHN-opp-AY-NAY.)

Hindi-nagpakilala ayon kay ...

"Kitchen drawer" is not a unique specification. I have something like eight, three of which I actually use regularly. And I don't know the names of everything in them; there are some utensils I could only refer to as "that thing that. . . ."

Fernandinande ayon kay ...

Miriam Clothespin

Better names from D.Barry:

"Ole Ass" in the 1940 Census
http://www.archives.com/1940-census/ole-ass-mn-42715040

"Fart Low" United States Census, 1940
https://familysearch.org/pal:/MM9.1.1/V1LG-R7B

"Albino Urine" in the 1940 Census
http://www.ancestry.com/1940-census/usa/California/Albino-Urine_2jr66f

"Vagina M Buckerhoff" in 1920 Census
https://familysearch.org/pal:/MM9.1.1/M8CZ-ZSW

"Ima Urethra Mosher"
https://familysearch.org/pal:/MM9.1.1/V6QJ-GQM

"Pervy Tingle"
https://familysearch.org/pal:/MM9.1.1/VBSK-X4Q

"Nipple Iovine"
https://familysearch.org/ark:/61903/1:1:XGNP-12W

"Gustus Penile"
https://familysearch.org/ark:/61903/1:1:MN47-TMH

"Gas Ball"
https://familysearch.org/ark:/61903/1:1:JYLH-444

"Angeline Smelling Forbush"
https://familysearch.org/ark:/61903/1:1:N436-DJ5a

"Blow D Organ"
https://familysearch.org/ark:/61903/1:1:M6YH-MGG

"Stinken Kox"
https://familysearch.org/pal:/MM9.1.1/JH4X-35L

Yancey Ward ayon kay ...

Be thankful you aren't Elaine Roach.

Tamika ayon kay ...

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ken in tx ayon kay ...

Lucile Texas Tough

MadisonMan ayon kay ...

Both of my parents have last names for middle names (how wasp-y), so I'll regress to grandmother:

Cornelia IceCreamScoop.

Edmund ayon kay ...

Hi, I'm Roy Foodsaver.

I saw in the article that someone used "Nick Danger". Since it's taken, I'll be Rocky Rococo. My wife can be Betty Jo Bialosky, (AKA Melanie Haber, Audrey Farber, and Susan Underhill).

Scott ayon kay ...

Olive Knife.

Paul ayon kay ...

Uh.. Paul 'butterknife'?

Do you think the Russian and Chinese hackers were fooled by the email names they used?

Do you think their passwords were sophisticated like their names?

Barbara ayon kay ...

Lucille Shrimp Sheller. I think I could live with that.

Lewis Wetzel ayon kay ...

Muriel hotsaucepacket

Rusty ayon kay ...

Martella Spoon

Zavier Onasses ayon kay ...

Enough of this foolishness. From now on I'm using my real name.
- E. Normous Johnson

chillblaine ayon kay ...

Neither my mother nor my father had middle names. There was a Depression on, and everybody had to tighten their belts.

tim maguire ayon kay ...

I'm Elizabeth...any one of dozens of things depending on which drawer I decide to open and, because I will see many things at once, which thing I want as my last name.

Typical Clinton, you always get to pick your own facts.

Michael ayon kay ...

I thought it was your porn-star name, and it was your middle name and the street you lived on. I would have been Hal Grove at one time, which sounds porn-star-ish.

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