"It is inside that nondescript alumni gym where Frankie Kaminsky — the self-described goofball who still remembers the combination of his high school locker (1-17-49)..."

"... and who tried to catch falling confetti on his tongue like a 7-foot-tall kid seeing snow for the first time after Wisconsin’s Big Ten tournament championship victory — became Frank the Tank, the polished senior scoring, rebounding and assist machine determined to lead the Badgers to a second straight Final Four."

That's just one sentence — diagram it! — in a long NYT article by Jeff Arnold titled "Wisconsin’s Frank Kaminsky Takes Pride in Growing Up."

(Go Badgers.)