Pebrero 18, 2015

"Oysters are always scripted into scenes because they're very sensual, but many actors don't want to slurp those down on camera."

"So I tend to make a lot of fake oysters, which I make out of flan — a custard — which I then color and air brush, and I shape it. It perfectly slides out of the oyster shell."

18 komento:

YoungHegelian ayon kay ...

Judging from the reaction of my nieces to flan, slurping down a flan-oyster is probably as disgusting a process as slurping down a real oyster.

Eric the Fruit Bat ayon kay ...

I think perhaps I now have something of an explanation for why eating flan always gives me a boner.

Simon ayon kay ...

Flan is delicious. I can't quite fathom the appeal of oyster.

David ayon kay ...

Some people swallow. Some don't.

rehajm ayon kay ...

I love oysters but you would never want to eat them after they'd been sitting around a soundstage under hot lights all day.

Heartless Aztec ayon kay ...

Oysters steamed and consumed around an evening outdoor bonfire with coolers of iced Budweisers is a religious South Eastern Coastal event. It is our community communion.

kristinintexas ayon kay ...

"Hey, I found a rock with a snot in it!"

Oyster discussion begins at 3:50, but the whole thing is worth watching. For the record I do enjoy most seafood but the idea of eating a snot, I mean an oyster, has never appealed to me.

rwnutjob ayon kay ...

The old wives tale about their being good for the libido is bogus. I ate a dozen once & only eight worked.

A joke old enough to vote.

ken in tx ayon kay ...

Anyone who thinks either oysters or flan has any taste at all must have super sensitive taste buds. Both of them taste like clearing one's throat to me.

Kyzer SoSay ayon kay ...

I find oysters to be disgusting. Some folks rave about them, and I understand why, but the taste has never appealed to me.

el polacko ayon kay ...

mmmm...fish-flavored boogers...how sensual !

FullMoon ayon kay ...

rwnutjob said... [hush]​[hide comment]

The old wives tale about their being good for the libido is bogus. I ate a dozen once & only eight worked.

A joke old enough to vote.

Be Careful with that joke, it;s an antique

Birches ayon kay ...

Consuming oysters on a film set seems like a recipe for food poisoning.


Flan is delicious.

mikee ayon kay ...

I love oysters, but hate the odds of getting hepatitis or parasites or dysentery from them.

Life is safer but less fun now that I'm married to a physician.

glenn ayon kay ...

Whoda thunk it? Fake food in Hollywood. I'm shocked to discover that anything in Tinseltown is ... Ummmm ... Fake.

Laslo Spatula ayon kay ...

Every girl wants a flan necklace.

I am Laslo.

Saint Croix ayon kay ...

Oysters are always scripted into scenes because they're very sensual

I named my film company Oyster Man Productions. One of the guys in film school starting laughing and told me I had sex on the brain. And I do, of course, but that hadn't actually occurred to me.

Tibore ayon kay ...

I'm sort of surprised that some poor folks have had a negative experience with flan. Done correctly, it's absolutely heavenly. I can only conclude that there are some places out there that just don't do 'em right. And that's sad.

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