For enterprising borderline attractive, this will simply be an opportunity for a discount. A few bills quietly passed to the "considerer" will buy you a spot on the list.
I'd like to see a "free meal for today's ten highest tippers". At the end of the day, the checks with the highest tips are gathered and the cost of the meal (sans tip) is refunded. It'd likely only work with credit card payments and repeat customers, though.
Being fantastically beautiful isn't that great. Sure, I get free grub at every diner and jump to the front of the line at every nightclub, but every time I pass judgement on an ugly painting or building or outfit, people around me scream "yeah, like YOU would know ugly!"
You have better odds of wining the Powerball Lottery. Cuz....the Koreans ain't giving out free food, but the do understand your vanity, and appreciate your patronage.
I remember the episode of Barney Miller where a restaurant called Le Beau Monde wouldn't serve a guy because he was ugly. Then all the detectives wanted to go there, or at least hear from the owner that they wouldn't be turned away.
If you consider me not handsome enough to qualify for one of your free meals, then I won't be eating at your establishment at all. I'll gladly take my business and money elsewhere. After all, I wouldn't want to upset the beautiful people who aren't paying you. Sounds like a great business plan to me.
There's absolutely no basis to prefer good looking people over thus less favored. Many fat people have a marbled texture that is, in fact, superior to that of the lean and well proportioned.
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23 comments:
No "weird Asians" tag?
"Free meal for Goodlooking," read a bright pink sign that was hung outside the eatery last Saturday to advertise the newly launched promotion.
On Tuesday teams of security guards and demolition workers descended on the restaurant to remove the sign
Must have been a huge sign.
Commas, people; they do make a difference.
I wonder if this would work in Madison.
For enterprising borderline attractive, this will simply be an opportunity for a discount. A few bills quietly passed to the "considerer" will buy you a spot on the list.
I'd like to see a "free meal for today's ten highest tippers". At the end of the day, the checks with the highest tips are gathered and the cost of the meal (sans tip) is refunded. It'd likely only work with credit card payments and repeat customers, though.
Yeah, but an hour later you're ugly again.
It's genius to offer free food to people who won't eat much of it.
Don't eat the guests!
Well, at least I qualify for a senior discount.
Being fantastically beautiful isn't that great. Sure, I get free grub at every diner and jump to the front of the line at every nightclub, but every time I pass judgement on an ugly painting or building or outfit, people around me scream "yeah, like YOU would know ugly!"
It's a curse.
"Yeah, but an hour later you're ugly again."
Five stars!
What about inner beauty? This is not politically correct at all.
There ought to be free meals for truth as well.
"There ought to be free meals for truth as well."
Free meals for truth. Is that like bong hits for Jesus?
The truth is you don't need this next meal.
There. I've given you a free meal for truth, anytime you want it. Have it -- nothing -- anytime you want.
Trying to fatten them up.
You have better odds of wining the Powerball Lottery. Cuz....the Koreans ain't giving out free food, but the do understand your vanity, and appreciate your patronage.
I remember the episode of Barney Miller where a restaurant called Le Beau Monde wouldn't serve a guy because he was ugly. Then all the detectives wanted to go there, or at least hear from the owner that they wouldn't be turned away.
I'm relieved to realize that guests aren't being eaten at the restaurant. Commas were invented for a reason.
If you consider me not handsome enough to qualify for one of your free meals, then I won't be eating at your establishment at all. I'll gladly take my business and money elsewhere. After all, I wouldn't want to upset the beautiful people who aren't paying you. Sounds like a great business plan to me.
I don't think this kind of promotion would work in the USA. It might be pretty effective in Manhattan and L.A., though.
I am not an ugly robot.
There's absolutely no basis to prefer good looking people over thus less favored. Many fat people have a marbled texture that is, in fact, superior to that of the lean and well proportioned.
Without a comma after the word "eating," one could deduce that they eat the guests.
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