Setyembre 3, 2014

Forget the children's drawings on mommy's wedding dress...

... what about John Kerry's big floppy shorts, worn while kiteboarding... and while the world burns?

64 (na) komento:

Big Mike ayon kay ...

This administration has stopped bothering even to phone it in.

Brando ayon kay ...

What a brilliant trick the Clintons pulled off in getting Obama to pick this clown as her replacement. Despite Hillary's mediocre performance as SoS, four years of this blow-dried popinjay will have her looking like a mandarin of diplomatic genius.

Nonapod ayon kay ...

What a supercilious buffoon.

mccullough ayon kay ...

Foppish

tim maguire ayon kay ...

Can you believe some people once thought that the man behind this fashion sense should have been president?

Jaq ayon kay ...

John the world's most successful gigolo. Married two extremely wealthy women in a row. Those boxy shorts are hiding his best and only asset.

Michael Fitzgerald ayon kay ...

He rode to the beach on a little girls pink bike, then exposed himself in garish shorts which read "Kick me" across the backside. Oh to think that the sorry 49% almost made this silly ass president.

Hindi-nagpakilala ayon kay ...

When John Kerry's out in the surf, there's no Code Pink, no international coalitions, no Senate procedures, no terrorists on hold.

Jams shorts: Do Your Own Thing.

Michelle Dulak Thomson ayon kay ...

Enh. I'm not surprised by the shorts, only by the skinny calves.

Larry J ayon kay ...

The man is a waste of skin. And I use the word man loosely.

Seeing Red ayon kay ...

Then there was the sailing photo a few years ago.

BarrySanders20 ayon kay ...

He thinks this makes people think "Vigor!" Or Vigga! And some people probably do think that. Like "Reporting for duty!."

I laugh when I see cars still driving around with the "Kerry-Edwards" bumper sticker. I know immediately a silly person drives that car. And of course those are usually the cars with 25 other stickers advocating leftist/statist messages.

Halp us Jon Carry! We R stuk in Irak!

Drago ayon kay ...

Brando: "Despite Hillary's mediocre performance as SoS, four years of this blow-dried popinjay will have her looking like a mandarin of diplomatic genius."

Thread over.

Eric the Fruit Bat ayon kay ...

There's never an orca around when you need one.

Drago ayon kay ...

Eric the Fruit Bat said...
There's never an orca around when you need one.

Global Warming.. er Climate Change.. er Climate Disruption.. er whatever it is today.

SomeoneHasToSayIt ayon kay ...


I'm just a gigolo and everywhere I go
People know the part, I'm playin'
Paid for every dance, sellin' each romance
Ooh, what they're sayin'

There will come a day, and youth will pass away
What'll they say about me?
When the end comes I know they'll say just a gigolo
And life goes on without me



dreams ayon kay ...

I say off with his head! LOL, though the current world situation isn't very funny. Some of us warn you liberals and ignorant Dems that the Dems couldn't be trusted with our national defense.

Larry J ayon kay ...

America dodged a bullet in 2004 with Kerry's defeat, only to catch a full-auto blast to the head and gut with Obama's win in 2008 and 2012.

Tank ayon kay ...

Put aside the fact that this guy is supposed to represent the United States of America, what MAN dresses like that?

rhhardin ayon kay ...

It seems like an empty criticism to me.

He has actual drawbacks too.

rhhardin ayon kay ...

I recall a pic of early Kerry flying a T-34, which means that he probably has some spare-time appreciation of coordination, and a lot of money for gasoline.

dreams ayon kay ...

"Despite Hillary's mediocre performance as SoS, four years of this blow-dried popinjay will have her looking like a mandarin of diplomatic genius."

According to Facebook while undergoing a proctological exam, it was discovered that Hillary has a brain tumor.

show me one socialist success in world history ayon kay ...

^@Dreams...This too shall pass.

Saint Croix ayon kay ...

I clicked on the SOS tag to find out what massive screw-up Kerry did to get the SOS tag and then I discovered that it's Secretary of State. But reading all the posts in the SOS tag and it's one screw up after another. So how did Althouse know that Secretary of State Kerry was going to be SOS Kerry before he actually did anything?

Lucien ayon kay ...

So Kerry is to be criticized for not playing golf?

"While the world burns"? Just a little hyperbole there.

traditionalguy ayon kay ...

This dude has real courage. He knows that the sea level he stands on is arising fast, soon to be followed by horrible storms forming right now out of CO2 caused global cooling that was caused by clouds temporarily masking the CARBON caused extreme global warming temporarily hidden trapped under cold ocean waters.

That is Kerry Science...97% pure lies.

Nevertheless, our gallant hero surf fishes in face of the end of the world.

Saint Croix ayon kay ...

Hillary was SOS Hillary when she was First Lady. "Sniper attack! Sniper attack! Help!" She wanted to be SOS Hillary so bad! She was putting it on her resume. It was a huge frickin' lie.

dreams ayon kay ...

I wonder what he has scheduled for 9/11.

http://www.opposingviews.com/i/politics/eleven-airplanes-go-missing-libya-and-officials-fear-another-september-11-attack

Saint Croix ayon kay ...

A google search for "Hillary" and "shorts" led me to this awful discovery.

Beach Brutus ayon kay ...

I disagree with his politics and just about everything else ... but wearing gaudy swim trucks to the beach is pure Americana ... at least his is not displaying his true European sophistication by wearing a Speedo.

Saint Croix ayon kay ...

Here is Kerry claiming that climate change is the world's most fearsome weapon of mass destruction.

SOS cow farts SOS

Michael K ayon kay ...

Kerry, and the man who appointed him, are unserious people and it is more obvious every day.

When the VBIED goes off on 9/11, we'll see how they react.

Larry J ayon kay ...

rhhardin said...

I recall a pic of early Kerry flying a T-34, which means that he probably has some spare-time appreciation of coordination, and a lot of money for gasoline.


Most of the T-34s (T-34As for the Air Force and T-34Bs for the Navy) in private hands were powered by 225 HP Lycoming 0-470 engines. They likely burn about 12 gallons per hour of fuel. Some have been upgraded with 310 HP engines so their burn rate would be around 16 GPH at cruise. The turboprop T-34Cs burn considerably more fuel but I don't know of too many of them being in private hands.

The T-34 is one of the cheapest warbirds to own and operate. It's a fun plane.

jr565 ayon kay ...

Endless variations of fiddling while Rome burns. If its not fiddling it's playing Golf or fishing, or going to a fund raiser. or high fiving.

Now, as bad as all of this is, lets not forget that if this was Rand Paul and the libertarians this would be the norm every day.

jr565 ayon kay ...

There is a correct policy on how to deal with ISIL. And that is militarily. If it requires nation building, boots on the ground, bombing, letting loose the dogs of war, covert ops or what have you, then so be it.
The issue is, how reluctant the president will be do take the necessary steps. IN the case of Obama, he is so bound by ideology that he has to keep getting dragged into doing the right thing by events. But he always does it too late, or takes half steps.
We need a president who has no qualms about exerting military power on these thugs. And the libertarians aint those people.
They'd be even worse than Obama on dealing with ISIL.

Though I note, even Rand Paul is coming around slightly on the need to deal with ISIL. I'm wondering how many more journalists being decapitated it will take him to get his head out of his ass.

But hes not the president. Obama is.

jr565 ayon kay ...

As far as getting a coalition we shouldn't need one to act when it comes to groups like ISIL. But even if Obama and the liberals and libertarians are waiting for a coalition, it's not going to be hard to get one.

Rae ayon kay ...

He looks pretty good for a septuagenarian.

Humperdink ayon kay ...

I presume you meant vegetarian.

MadisonMan ayon kay ...

It's not a good picture of him. I question his judgement (but not his vanity) in letting it be taken.

Jason ayon kay ...

When you skip leg day, the terrorists win!

The Cracker Emcee Refulgent ayon kay ...

Kerry's a massive douchewad but, like the bike, the shorts bespeak an indifference to the niggling opinions of others that's totally appropiate for a mature man.

dreams ayon kay ...

"He looks pretty good for a septuagenarian."

Made me think of an old playboy cartoon where some young maidens were being burned at the stake as a sacrifice to celebrate a king's birthday and one of the maidens was singing happy birthday to him.

Clyde ayon kay ...

He just lurches from one crisis to another.

Is it just me, or does his face look more and more like Groot's every time we see him?

retired ayon kay ...

Remember that Obama picked Kerry and HRC. Both are proven incompetents. Obama just has a better fashion sense that those 2 clowns.

Beldar ayon kay ...

Nicely metaphoric: John Kerry, dragged through the world by forces he but dimly perceives or understands, over which he exercises only an illusion of control, floating helplessly and unhelpfully, accomplishing nothing but the making of an embarrassing scene.

lemondog ayon kay ...

Ideology
noun, plural ideologies.

1. the body of doctrine, myth, belief, etc., that guides an individual, social movement, institution, class, or large group.

2. such a body of doctrine, myth, etc., with reference to some political and social plan, as that of fascism, along with the devices for putting it into operation.


Obama, he is so bound by ideology

Other than his need for power, what is his ideology?

Humperdink ayon kay ...

Those shorts look like something Urkel would wear (no, not the One, the real Urkel).

Michael K ayon kay ...

"IN the case of Obama, he is so bound by ideology that he has to keep getting dragged into doing the right thing by events. But he always does it too late, or takes half steps. "

I keep thinking of the French in 1940. Was it Marx or Lenin who said, "History repeats itself; first as tragedy than as farce."

Gahrie ayon kay ...

Other than his need for power, what is his (Obama's) ideology?

Dare I suggest fundamentalist Islam?

David ayon kay ...

He's kiteboarding with no wind.

It takes considerable wind to get a kite board in the air.

Maybe it was self-propelled.

show me one socialist success in world history ayon kay ...

^@David...he's the Top Diplomat in the world - he makes his own wind. :)

Mike (MJB Wolf) ayon kay ...
Naalis ng may-ari ang komentong ito.
Mike (MJB Wolf) ayon kay ...

To follow up what retired said above, I'm reminded of the saying that A Managers surround themselves with other As while B Managers tend to surround themselves with Cs and Ds.

donald ayon kay ...

I'm down with the shorts. I'm all about shorts, Hawaiian shirts (Big Tori Richards fan) Columbia wear and flip flops, it's basically all I wear, even when working and I'm
a construction guy (well, no flip flops on the job, I do have boots for that).

He however sucks. A big red donkey dick.

American Liberal Elite ayon kay ...

This, on top of the buff suit! Have they no shame?

khesanh0802 ayon kay ...

He's a weak kneed preppy. Like so many of them he has never grown up.

Titus ayon kay ...

Nantucket and rich...totally fab.

Howie Carr does commercials for hair replacement therapy.

Jaq ayon kay ...

Yeah Titus, I guess you have Howie nailed.

Engaging in low commerce and all.

Fandor ayon kay ...

He's so, so French.

What a man!

cubanbob ayon kay ...

What difference does it make if Lurch is the Secretary of State when his boss is Bozo The Clown? What would an intelligent and competent secretary be able to do that JFK isn't doing when the boss is who he is?

Quaestor ayon kay ...

This habit of referring to Secretary of State John F. Kerry as Lurch is outrageous and must stop. It's totally unfair -- to Lurch.

Guildofcannonballs ayon kay ...

Damn Democrat lawyers.

Guildofcannonballs ayon kay ...

Without law worship Kerry would be yachting in tepid Mediterranean waters hearing interesting tales from interesting elites.

As it is, he doomed himself to what he is today.

No sympathy here.

Beldar ayon kay ...

@ Quaestor (9/3/14, 7:05 PM): I used to refer to John Kerry as "Treebeard" until I suddenly realized how cruelly unfair that comparison was — to the centuries-old treants of Middle Earth.

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