Althouse: "No, Scientists Aren’t Telling You Smelling Farts Can Prevent Cancer."

July 13, 2014

"No, Scientists Aren’t Telling You Smelling Farts Can Prevent Cancer."

Buzzfeed has to push back TIME.

ADDED: The "South Park" version is here.

5 comments:

The Crack Emcee said...: ""No, Scientists Aren’t Telling You Smelling Farts Can Prevent Cancer.""

SHUT-THE-FUCK-UP!

There's so much friggin' potential here, I DEMAND everyone with a clue keep their pieholes clapped, until every human ounce of gaseous humor-filled humiliation is squeezed, directly from between my black unwashed butt cheeks, into the waiting faces of anyone gullible enough to be looking for a miracle cure after the millennium - So, step right up, Truth Seekers:

WHO WANTS TO BE "CURED" OF SOMETHING?!?; 7/13/14, 11:11 AM
jr565 said...: I was all raring to go to cure peoples cancer. Just pay me money, I fart in their face. And cure their cancer. Are you telling me I won't be able to make a living doing this? This is my life's dream!It culd have been the start of a whole new industry of fart ready jobs.
I've even been gorging on beans to make the farts extra medicinal.; 7/13/14, 12:37 PM
FullMoon said...: Remote control Fart machines available through AA Amazon portal.

Get to the theater early and tape that sucker under a chair 2 rows down.

You will laugh, I guarantee it.

Really funny if strangers are sitting together. They all think it's the other one.

I have found that spacing the farts 10 to 15 minutes apart works very well. Pick up the pace towards the end of the movie.; 7/13/14, 2:51 PM
great Unknown said...: TIME has been sniffing the butts of its progressive masters for so long that it's hoping that it has some positive results.; 7/13/14, 3:57 PM
The Cracker Emcee Refulgent said...: Sanjay!
Great to hear from you again!; 11/17/14, 8:44 AM