12 ડિસેમ્બર, 2013

"Queen furious about police stealing bowls of nuts and nibbles left out for her in apartments in the BP/Queen's corridor."

"She has a very savoury tooth and staff leave out cashews, Bombay Mix, almonds etc. Prob is that police on patrol eat the lot."
આમના દ્વારા પોસ્ટ કરેલા Ann Althouse પર 1:56 PM
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Gahrie કહ્યું...

The same thing happens in the staff lounge where I work....

12/12/13 01:57 PM
Irene કહ્યું...

Monarchs used to be happy when other people tasted their food.

12/12/13 02:02 PM
Sorun કહ્યું...

The Queen needs a footmen to carry her nuts and nibbles, like they used to do back in the day.

12/12/13 02:06 PM
Belial કહ્યું...

Her forebears might have dusted the nuts and sweetmeats with arsenic, after having built up a tolerance themselves, to flush out the traitorous nibblers.

Today, all the poor woman can do is pad down the corridor to her sitting-rooms muttering "Off with their heads" under her breath.

She's only a bird in a gilded cage.

12/12/13 02:17 PM
lemondog કહ્યું...

Today, all the poor woman can do is pad down the corridor to her sitting-rooms muttering "Off with their heads" under her breath.

Or "Off with their nuts."

Anybody check corgi breath for nuts?

12/12/13 02:27 PM
David કહ્યું...

Chocolate coated Ex-Lax. With raisins.

That should fix the problem.

12/12/13 02:29 PM
lemondog કહ્યું...

Corgi breath

12/12/13 02:33 PM
CWJ કહ્યું...

Perhaps distraction is in order. Put a plate of donuts beside each bowl of nuts.

12/12/13 03:27 PM
ALP કહ્યું...

"Did those coppers eat my nibbles again? Those wankers!"

12/12/13 04:03 PM
Tom કહ્યું...

Isn't hunting in the King or Queen's wood punishable by death? Or at least a trip to the Tower of London for a stretch?

12/12/13 04:21 PM
અજ્ઞાત કહ્યું...

She needs to hide them under the bed or in her file drawer like normal people. ;)

13/12/13 02:04 AM

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