26 ડિસેમ્બર, 2013

60 swimmers injured in a mass piranha attack.

In Argentina.

19 ટિપ્પણીઓ:

Gahrie કહ્યું...

I blame global warming.

or Bush.

The Cracker Emcee Refulgent કહ્યું...

That's actually kind of cool in a Sharknado sort of way.

garage mahal કહ્યું...

I got bit by a piranha once. In a fish tank. It left a perfect circle on the tip of my finger and I could not get it to stop bleeding for a long time afterward.

Sorun કહ્યું...

Someone's comment at DM: "Let's cool off in the Parana River and then go surfing in Tiger Shark Bay!"

Deirdre Mundy કહ્યું...

So.... how does this relate to Pope Francis's economic theories?

Sorun કહ્યું...

I used to visit a lake cabin Up Nort where the sunfish would nip at our nipples. Never went skinny dipping there.

Ipso Fatso કહ્યું...

I blame the Koch Brothers. Isn't Michelle Obama just gorgeous?

The Godfather કહ્યું...

This is actually a lot less bad than what we see in the movies, where the piranha strip the flesh from the body in a few seconds. It's interesting that the locals were ready to keep on swimming. Wasn't there a scene in Jaws . . . .

D. B. Light કહ્યું...

Life imitates art.

Mike (MJB Wolf) કહ્યું...

I'm tired of you ichthyophobic people picking on these fish, who were just minding their own business when these religious zealots crossed their stream.

exhelodrvr1 કહ્યું...

DOn't cross the streams!!

YoungHegelian કહ્યું...

Are you gonna tell me those swimmers didn't know they were made of meat?

n.n કહ્યું...

Centralization invites a mass piranha attack. Statistically, there would have been less victims if the swimmers were organically distributed. Oh, well. People like to cling to their failed distribution models.

Humperdink કહ્યું...

What is the creel limit for humans?
Admittedly, they are a tough catch.

Good thing the Piranhas were not using barbed hooks or the story could have ended differently. Or maybe they have a mandatory "catch and release" program in Argentina.

Alex કહ્યું...

You just can't stop hungry fish.

Wince કહ્યું...

The last time, I promise.

"They took my penis. They took my penis."

a psychiatrist who learned from veterans કહ્યું...

The story has a side article on Spitzer and his new girlfriend meeting her parents. I wonder what it takes to get over the bar to being Spitzer's interest?

Bob કહ્યું...

*sings*

You don't tug on Superman's cape, you don't spit into the wind, you don't swim in a river with piranha and you don't mess around with Jim.

Alex કહ્યું...

I tug on Superman's cape all the time.

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