Nobyembre 16, 2013

Snuggle House finally opens.

"Lonnie Johnson, one of four staff members at the touch-therapy business... said staff were relieved to see the business get past the city paperwork problems and regulatory issues that had prevented the business from opening as planned on Oct. 15."

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I'm Waiting for AKB48 Snuggle House.

Of Course I Am.



http://althouse.blogspot.com/2013/06/when-votes-of-26-million-voters-were.html

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Also:

Amanda McCracken Finds Her Dream Job. Thirty-Five Years of Experience and Counting on Her Resume. Speciality: Disciplinary Snuggling.



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How many Staff Snugglers Can You Hire for a Single Session?

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If I Pay Extra Can I Have My Snugglers Dress as TeleTubbies? I Will Provide the Costumes.

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Does ObamaCare Cover Snuggle Therapy? Cause At Least Then There Would Be That.

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At What Point Does an 'Acceptable' Snuggle Become an 'Unacceptable' Snuggle? Does Nuzzling Fall Under the Snuggling Category? Where Can I Put My Hands? I am Sure They Must Have Guidelines Written.

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Waffle House + Hooters = Snuggle House. I Might Have the Math Wrong.

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Do You Like Pina Coladas? Getting Caught in the Rain?

Maybe There Are Too Many Missing Dots.

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Does Snuggle House Have a DJ? Bouncers? Snuggle Pole?

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Champagne Room?

Perhaps You Can See What to What I Am Alluding.

No Twerking in the Snuggle House.

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Can I Bring My 'Emotional Support Animal' to the Session With Me?

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The First rule of Snuggle House is: You do not Talk about Snuggle House.

The Second Rule of Snuggle House is: You do not Talk about Snuggle House.

Third Rule of Snuggle House: Someone yells stop, goes limp, taps out, the Snuggle is Over.


Because 'Fight Club' References Are So Passe They are Back in Style Again.

Bob Boyd ayon kay ...

So far betamax3000 is winning this thread

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New Employees at Snuggle House Start With the Graveyard Shift. Grueling.

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Premature Snuggleation: Sorry, You Paid for the Full Hour.

Dr.D ayon kay ...

Thank you, betamax3000. Your comments are so full of insight, penetrating, and enlightening. Where would we be without you? (Where is my GPS?)

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And, Of Course:

Show Us on the Doll Where the Man Snuggled You.

traditionalguy ayon kay ...

Will they also issue rape resistant pants?

The Kissing Booth at the social is back.

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Re: Dr.D said...

"Thank you, betamax3000. Your comments are so full of insight, penetrating, and enlightening."

I Appreciate Your Appreciation.

cubanbob ayon kay ...

The vice cops will get around to it eventually. Unless the establishment offers the cops free donuts and extra special snuggles along with a cash stuffed envelope.

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Just Because There Are Handi-Wipes in the Snuggle Room Don't Go Thinking That.

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There is To Be No 'Slut Shaming' at the Snuggle House.

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There is No Such Thing Here as a 'Special Mouth Snuggle': Stop Asking.

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Snuggle House is the McDonalds to Cuddle Castle's Burger King.

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At Cuddle Castle You Can Have it Your Way.

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Beware: Just Because a White Van with No Windows on the Back Has a Decal saying "Snuggle Van" it is NOT Affiliated with Snuggle House.

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As the seventies Bumper Stickers So Eloquently Put it: Ass, Gas or Grass, No One Rides in Snuggle Van For Free.

FleetUSA ayon kay ...

I think we've heard enough from Betamax3000 he needs to go somewhere and snuggle quietly.

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The Snuggle Room With the Hot Tub Has a Waiting List.

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Re: FleetUSA said...

"I think we've heard enough from Betamax3000 he needs to go somewhere and snuggle quietly."

The People Have Spoken. I Will Relinquish the Compulsion of Snuggle House. Adieu.

Oso Negro ayon kay ...

Rule of Snuggle House: Someone yells stop, goes limp, taps out, the Snuggle is Over.

Now that was just goddamn funny.

mccullough ayon kay ...

How much for a snug and tug?

Deb ayon kay ...

My first thought was "so that's what that call it in Madison."

Deb ayon kay ...

My first thought was "so that's what that call it in Madison."

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