November 21, 2013

"Sack of potatoes subdued without incident."

"A Kalispell Police officer and a Montana Fish, Wildlife and Parks officer were able to remove a five-pound sack of potatoes reported hanging from a tree on Seventh Street East that looked like it might fall into the street. Apparently, the potatoes were subdued without causing any mayhem."
Posted by Ann Althouse at 9:33 AM
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8 comments:

traditionalguy said...

How about the seen muskrat crossing US 93 being reported to police for protection from being run over? This is a caring place.

11/21/13, 9:57 AM
Bob Boyd said...

Update:
The young russets, cold and hungry, but otherwise unharmed, were released from cruel confines of the sack and are reported to be doing well at the local vegetable shelter.
"The lesson to take away from this is spay or neuter your spuds", said shelter director Patty DeVegge.

11/21/13, 10:02 AM
YoungHegelian said...

"The lesson to take away from this is spay or neuter your spuds", said shelter director Patty DeVegge.

Eye-eye, Captain!

11/21/13, 10:49 AM
madAsHell said...

Did you read the other entries in the police blotter??

There's an awful lot of mental health, and alcohol issues. I'm guessing in-the-good-old-days those people just turned up missing.

11/21/13, 11:48 AM
rehajm said...

You hang your potatoes in a tree so the grizzlies can't make cassoulet.

11/21/13, 12:22 PM
Clyde said...

Not even any chilblains after the officers yelled "Freeze!"?

11/21/13, 3:12 PM
LTMG said...

The sack was subdued after merely seeing the Taser and intimidated by shouts of, "Stop resisting! Stop resisting!"

11/21/13, 3:40 PM
Bob Boyd said...

Taser Tots! Yum!

11/21/13, 5:38 PM

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