Thanks to Assman for staying there long enough for me to feel justified getting my camera out and taking a shot.
July 6, 2013
Tattooed lady at the next table gets acupressure, while I get "ass you" pressure.
Thanks to Assman for staying there long enough for me to feel justified getting my camera out and taking a shot.
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Don't you hate when people butt in to your afternoon coffee?
She has a lovely large canvas for that tatoo.
That guy in the corner looks just like my son in law from the back.
Are we becoming less discriminating in our choices of cafes?
"Are we becoming less discriminating in our choices of cafes?"
This is Alterra on the square, which is perhaps the hottest local café.
There's no doubt that this is Madison.
Not much of an ass.
When you are squeezing between 2 tables, you really shouldn't turn your ass toward the strangers at the next table, but — butt — if you must you should get through as quickly as you can do without being disruptively hasty.
This man had no reason to slip between the 2 tables other than to do whatever it is he's doing to that lady's neck, and he stayed in that position doing his neck manipulations for quite a while. I couldn't believe he was aiming his rather large ass right at my face!
My solace was: I am so blogging this.
Nothing says LOSER louder than a fat chick with tattoos.
"Not much of an ass."
It looked big from a penis-length away, let me tell you.
My sympathies, Ann. I would cringe even to squeeze by between tables to get to my seat (I am not fat) and for that man to stand there like that in an eatery, no less.. classless people, these Madisonian liberals.
Good thing it was a coffee house and not a burrito joint.
Peter
"Tattooed lady at the next table gets acupressure,...."
Why do you and Reynolds say this stuff like it's true?
You told me you recognize quackery - act like it.
By the way, the barista misspelled your name.
Peter
Good thing it wasn't the broad. Talk about your total eclipse.
I wonder if this guy comments at the Althouse blog??
Two fat shits. Gross tattoo. We are in the end days and I am actually enjoying it, seeing the professoriate take up judgmentalism again. Refresing but too late. Way too late. This is a tide that will mot turn. Had you the nerve to ask the guy to remove his ass from your face you would have received a lesson in modern manners, an eat shit look.
His ass looks suspiciously conservative.
Two fat shits. Gross tattoo. We are in the end days and I am actually enjoying it, seeing the professoriate take up judgmentalism again. Refresing but too late. Way too late. This is a tide that will mot turn. Had you the nerve to ask the guy to remove his ass from your face you would have received a lesson in modern manners, an eat shit look.
What is that yellow thing the lady is sitting on? She hardly looks as if there is a need for additional padding.
It has to burn when you see someone who likes to touch his lady friend.
Althouse:
making passive-agression (and not so passive aggression) hip.
Oh and by the way you have been showing your ass all week girlie. Just sayn'
Oh and by the way you have been showing your ass all week girlie. Just sayn'
Unfortunately for you, it isn't big enough to fit in a dress from your boutique.
Tattooed Lady
Fat opera lady to conductor, "I have no sideways."
Readers' Digest.
Judging from the nature of the tattoo, the husky lady is a microbiologist's groupie.
In your face, Keith Richards.
She's obese.
Why is an obese woman getting acupressure?
That's ok somefeller I don't have dresses for people who dress like homeless cat fanciers.
Bulldozers on the move video
Click to start tiny movie. I don't know why flickr regular size goes into resource overload, as if everybody had a Cray and a T1 line.
I think that is the iconic fat ass that was lying down on his back in the capital a couple of years ago! Protester!You remember, the guy with the filthy bare feet!
An Alpha female would have told him to move.
A Beta female would have moved.
Althouse took a picture.
for staying there long enough for me to feel justified
Because feelings are all that matter.
http://bloggingheads.tv/videos/2029?in=22:11&out=22:26
So you didn't even instruct your kept man Meade to tell him to move huh?
What a gamma female.
Not sure what letter value to assign to the Homeless Man's John Kerry.
Omega?
An Alpha female would have told him to move.
Yes, just say, dude move your ass. Sheesh how difficult is that?
A diplomatic solution might have been to say he'd have a better effect if he was directly behind her.
Inga said...
She has a lovely large canvas for that tatoo.
The long-stemmed rose on the breast was just a blossom and a thorn 20 years ago.
Ann Althouse said...
Are we becoming less discriminating in our choices of cafes?
This is Alterra on the square, which is perhaps the hottest local café.
Sometimes, we must be cool rather than hot.
The real Kerry gets to go out on his 7 million dollar yacht this weekend.
Meade gets to sit in a café in a lilly white obese "city" with a passive aggressive shrew.
Real Kerry for the win!
"making passive-agression (and not so passive aggression) hip."
Passive aggression about assive aggression.
The notion that I'm saying anything positive about acupressure is ludicrous.
Check your distortionometer.
The universe cries out to hear Alpha Althouseman's intervention.
"By the way, the barista misspelled your name."
Of course. No one can believe anyone would be named something so utterly unfunny.
I should have given a fake name. I used to always give the fake name "Mabel."
WWTD?
What Would Titus Do?
It would be fun to see some back and forth between MomJeans and fred4pres or Fred4Prez.
"It would be fun to see some back and forth between MomJeans and fred4pres or Fred4Prez."
7/6/13, 5:06 PM
LOL!
I have assumed mom jeans to be a puppet, but didn't have fred in mind...
"I used to always give the fake name of 'Mabel.' "
Ann either has been a devotee of Carling "Black Label" beer n the past ("Hey Mabel, Black Label!") or reads the comic strip "Mabel."
Aww, hurt your feeling there Meade?
Again, no clue why you think I posted under the Fred 4 Prez (or pres for that matter) or why you all of a sudden think its relevant.
Did he make fun of your kept boy status as well? I like him already.
After Inga's well known multitude of posting names, as well as Bitchmo and some others, why are you suddenly concerned about little old me?
Thank you for your verification that my critiques are striking a nerve.
It is quite "elevating."
Also, what the hell is that tattoo?
I see the double helix of DNA, but also what looks like paramecium--maybe she is a biologist who studies protists.
[whistles] Mabel! Black Label! Carling Black Label Beer!
We need Chip Ahoy to put a moon over Madison!
My mistake, MomJeans. You are boring in almost exactly the same manner as was Fred4. But now I realize you have your own singular boring style. Congratulations.
Hey, fred always came across as nice.
I'm not sure what your problem with Fred is Meade, but I appreciate you at least acknowledging when you are in error.
Perhaps you owe Fred an apology for claiming that he was me? I would guess that my comments are quite a bit more controversial than his, judging from the limited sample I have seen of Fred's posts.
Yes, much much nicer than "it".
"Of course. No one can believe anyone would be named something so utterly unfunny."
LOL.
I was trying to write"unfancy."
Autocorrect nonsense!
Dog view.
Ann Althouse,
The notion that I'm saying anything positive about acupressure is ludicrous.
Check your distortionometer.
He's rubbing her fucking neck, you moron.
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