"He once described himself to me as an argumentative, perpetually horny, middle-aged man — and that’s completely correct."

Said Sydney Leathers — if that really is her name — about Carlos Danger — which is the dorky and possibly anti-Hispanic name Anthony Weiner devised for himself.

Leathers said after meeting on Facebook last summer, their private chats turned from politics to steamy sex almost instantly.

“I had messaged him, he poked me, we started talking a lot, became Facebook friends and started talking on other, more private channels,” she said. “It quickly got sexual, obviously. Which is strange. I was disappointed in him [in 2011], I thought he was a better man.”

People have some strange ideas about what's strange. And they also lie — even to themselves — about what's strange.

“Anthony Weiner was not good at phone sex,” said [TheDirty.com editor Nik] Richie, quoting Leathers. “[He] would orgasm in 30 seconds.”

It depends on what the meaning of "good" is. We are talking about phone sex. Some people hate long telephone calls. You can never get off the phone. They'll talk your ear off. But when Carlos Danger was on the phone, Leathers would never have to think I don't have time for this. It could always be simply Good old Carlos, what a funny, fast talker, and quite efficient at getting what he wants. But then he didn't call anymore. Sads!

Then: I'll finally get my satisfaction. I can be famous. Hey, journalist boys! I've got a story for you!

ADDED: I had the wrong link before. Fixed.