Althouse: Stockings that make it look like you have really hairy legs.

June 19, 2013

Stockings that make it look like you have really hairy legs.

"A caption below touts them as the perfect 'summertime anti-pervert' device and 'essential for young girls going out.'"

22 comments:

BarrySanders20 said...: That's disgustingly awesome.; 6/19/13, 12:21 PM
Eric the Fruit Bat said...: This is nothing more than China's latest attempt to export its toxic waste to the West at a profit.; 6/19/13, 12:25 PM
Misinforminimalism said...: So women with legs like Borat attract LESS pervy guys? Gonna need to see the math on that one.; 6/19/13, 12:30 PM
Methadras said...: BarrySanders20 said...

That's disgustingly awesome.

This.; 6/19/13, 12:33 PM
Jenny said...: Another 'hair-brained' idea :-); 6/19/13, 12:35 PM
Ann Althouse said...: I take it they are pantyhose and wonder what they look like at the top.; 6/19/13, 12:38 PM
Nomennovum said...: All of the world's 837 lesbians rejoice.

In any event, given the obesity epidemic, these stockings are superfulous.; 6/19/13, 12:38 PM
traditionalguy said...: Gorillas in the mist.; 6/19/13, 12:45 PM
lemondog said...: How do they doooo dat?

What happens when you wash them.....or may be they are more effective when not washed.

Human hair or.......?

Made in China so ya takes yer chances.; 6/19/13, 12:45 PM
edutcher said...: Anybody wanna bet there's a fetish just for that?; 6/19/13, 12:45 PM
lemondog said...: Panda hair.; 6/19/13, 12:45 PM
Nomennovum said...: This comment has been removed by the author.; 6/19/13, 12:46 PM
bagoh20 said...: I need a condom like that to keep all the hot young woman from seeing me as nothing but a piece of meat. I'm a human being. Neanderthal to be exact, ladies. Look at my face, talk to me, listen to my ideas, then maybe, just maybe I'll take it off.; 6/19/13, 12:55 PM
chickelit said...: edutcher said...
Anybody wanna bet there's a fetish just for that?

I suppose it's an extension of Peter for some.; 6/19/13, 12:59 PM
rhhardin said...: The hair is no good if it doesn't help you feel ticks and other bugs.

Real hair is a force amplifier.; 6/19/13, 1:06 PM
Tibore said...: Antipervert?

No, sorry, I think the entire problem is that it'll only stop the normal guys and attract the real perverts. Rule 34, everyone. Rule 34. ;); 6/19/13, 1:20 PM
Simon said...: Misinforminimalism said...
"So women with legs like Borat attract LESS pervy guys? Gonna need to see the math on that one."

FEWER. They attract FEWER pervy guys, but I would imagine that they don't attract LESS of the men that they do attract—one assumes all four limbs, etc.; 6/19/13, 2:23 PM
Simon said...: edutcher said...
"Anybody wanna bet there's a fetish just for that?"

Absolutely. There seems to be not only a fetish for everything, but porn for it, which not only caters to the market but expands it: “Pornography changes the perceptions and attitudes of men toward women, individually and collectively, and desensitizes men so that what was once repulsive and unthinkable eventually becomes not only acceptable but desirable. What was once mere fantasy becomes reality. Thus conditioned and stimulated by pornography, the user seeks a victim.” Phyllis Schlafly, Pornography's Victims 16 (1987). And this one is particularly logical, because if you're gay and you can't bear to admit it to yourself, it makes a great deal of sense that you're going to look for women who have masculine physical attributes and habits.; 6/19/13, 2:30 PM
Bob Loblaw said...: FEWER. They attract FEWER pervy guys, but I would imagine that they don't attract LESS of the men that they do attract—one assumes all four limbs, etc.

Hahahaha. I was trying to restrain myself on this point.; 6/19/13, 3:27 PM
bagoh20 said...: There is no blog commenter porn.

Candy Mounds: "Hey, I was just walking by and saw you commenting on that blog."

Ritmo Irondick: "Yea, it's mostly politics, law and cultural stuff". You wanna sit on my lap and comment a little yourself.

Candy: Sure, but my skirt might ride up. Is that alright?

Ritmo: Shut up, I'm trying break my record for the most comments in a row without making any sense, and this Betamax guy is ruthless. I need to throw in a bunch of personal insults to feel like a man.

Candy: I bet I can make you feel like a man.

Rock: Can you just shut up a minute, I'm doing my patented Lorum Ipsum cut and paste commenting. This should put me over the top.

Candy: I like it on top.

Ritmo: OK, OK, but don't block the keyboard.

El Fin!; 6/19/13, 3:44 PM
Methadras said...: Candy Mounds: Ritmo, honey, come to bed.

Ritmo: I'll be there in a minute...

Candy: Come on baby, I need some luvin'

Ritmo: Hang on woman, I'm prevaricating to Althouses' provocateurs.

Candy: Well, if you won't fuck me then I'm going to sleep.

Ritmo: Dammit woman, why must you pressure me so.

Candy: Come to bed and go to sleep.

Ritmo: I can't.

Candy: Why not?

Ritmo: Someone is wrong on the internet.; 6/19/13, 4:08 PM
Anonymous said...: So gay.; 6/19/13, 4:13 PM