22 મે, 2013

Weiner's in.

Whip out your phallic jokes.

80 ટિપ્પણીઓ:

LarryK કહ્યું...

I think his campaign may peter out...

Matt Sablan કહ્યું...

"The two-minute video, which was posted online without any accompanying announcement from Mr. Weiner’s campaign, is a slickly produced argument for the candidacy of Mr. Weiner, a former congressman."

-- So, it lasted two-minutes, you say?

LarryK કહ્યું...

Unless it turns out to be a well-lubed machine

O2bnaz કહ્યું...

Aren't there enough dicks in politics already?

અજ્ઞાત કહ્યું...

He will face some stiff opposition.

damikesc કહ્યું...

Any bets on the media not becoming as unglued as they were about Mark Sanford running?

damikesc કહ્યું...

Any bets on the media not becoming as unglued as they were about Mark Sanford running?

cubanbob કહ્યું...

It takes a really big dick to top Nanny Bloomberg.

kcom કહ્યું...

Warning: If the Weiner candidacy lasts more than four hours see the doctor to prevent permanent damage to the body politic.

Matt Sablan કહ્યું...

"Anthony D. Weiner, once a rising star..."

-- I think that was his problem.

Matt Sablan કહ્યું...

"The campaign video was apparently posted prematurely."

-- ... I got nothing.

Patrick કહ્યું...

I think he will take pictures of his erect penis, and send them to various women via Twitter.

Oh, were we supposed to be more subtle about this than he was?

Peachy કહ્યું...

What else can he do? Weiner is useless in the real world.

Democrat Pol seeks power to screw you. Believe.

Known Unknown કહ્યું...

Frankly, the beginning was good. The upbringing story ... the tales of how hard it is to make it in the city (cost of housing, businesses drowning in regulations)

It was when he got to his 'accomplishments' that I stopped watching.

John Borell કહ્યું...

Wonder if he has the stamina to go all the way?

Scott M કહ્યું...

"S'cuse me while I whip dis out..."

Best Mel Brooks-written line ever.

X કહ્યું...

please New York, elect a dude who takes pictures of his dick. it suits you.

Known Unknown કહ્યું...

"I'm a grower, not a shower"

Official campaign motto?

chickelit કહ્યું...

Whip out your phallic jokes.

His movements should be circumscribed and treated with circumspection. His supporters should not circumambulate his trespasses.

chickelit કહ્યું...

What he did was not done with malice and aforeskin.

Icepick કહ્યું...

Wonder if he has the stamina to go all the way?

That's what she said.

Joe Schmoe કહ્યું...

I bet he's aching to unload on his opponent.

DrMaturin કહ્યું...

"Last year, though, Mr. Weiner moved from Forest Hills, Queens, to Gramercy Park in Manhattan, where he lives in a four-bedroom luxury apartment with Ms. Abedin and Jordan."

That is some seriously expensive real estate. Serious question, how did they get so rich? She's a government employee and he's been a "consultant" for less than two years. Will any reporter care to ask where their money came from?

kcom કહ્યું...

There's a Big Gulp joke in there somewhere.

Tom કહ્યું...

Well, gotta say it takes nuts!

Unknown કહ્યું...

Voters want transparency. Weiner has shown that he is a stand up guy.

Tom કહ્યું...

THAT'S what she said!

Known Unknown કહ્યું...

WIll he get the coveted Ewok vote?

Tibore કહ્યું...

Sometimes a cigar is... wait, is this the right metaphor?

X કહ્યું...

actually his dick pics probably produce less revulsion than his face with a dick nose pics.

MadisonMan કહ્યું...

Who is rubbing against him?

Sorry, that's a typo. Who is running against him?

Might he be the best candidate? I mean, that's hard to fathom, but...

KCFleming કહ્યું...

"Whip out your phallic jokes."

Only gotta whip out enough to win.

X કહ્યું...

his old congress buddy Jerry NADler had enough sense not to send scrote pics.

chickelit કહ્યું...

WIll he get the coveted Ewok vote?

Coveted in what?

Tank કહ્યું...

Too soon to come back.

A premature electriculation.

MB કહ્યું...

So many puns unsaid. Potential headlines:
Weiner comes to HS Cheerleaders event

Weiner talks about the erection at building site

Hot-dog - Weiner taste buns at local bakery

Get lollipop at candy store

Mounts Police mare - rides her hard and fast. Next stop - Philly

Plans to visit Lady's garden in the Bronx

Yackums કહ્યું...

Come on, people!!!!

In the category of Creepiest Campaign Video, who gets the Oscar? Mayor Weiner.

Thank you, thank you. I'll be here all week.

bagoh20 કહ્યું...

This reminds me of a friend's boss who is a truly abusive asshole, who after being forced to take anger management classes returned to work by self-announcing "The dick is back." and proceeded to be even worse than before.

AllenS કહ્યું...

If he wins, will people ejaculate him?

edutcher કહ્યું...

No, but he'll think he's cock of the walk.

bagoh20 કહ્યું...

I don't judge. I just hope it results in a happy ending. New York needs more of those.

Lem Vibe Bandit કહ્યું...

There is pic of him jay walking holding his wife hand, phone on the other hand, wearing shorts that look more like bathing shorts, while his wife is in all black with sun glasses just short of a Jacky O w/o trying look.

Im thinking 'oh i should register in nyc just so i could vote for him.'

Known Unknown કહ્યું...

Coveted in what?

Thank you!

MB કહ્યું...

Campaign Staff – Weiner whips it hard

When in doubt, Weiner to whip it out

Weiner hard on campaign trail

Weiner comes to Helping Hand Jobs meeting

Weiner compares self to Chinese Premier Dung

Weiner predicts he will lick his opponents

ricpic કહ્યું...

Where does the Weiner family's - Anthony and Huma's - money come from? Their combined income last year was just shy of half a million. Most of it was consulting money. I don't know that Anthony has anything in the way of access to provide his clients. Huma, on the other hand, has access both to the highest reaches of our government to offer the Saudis - the Hillary connection - and access to the Saudis to offer the permanent government in Washington and the major corporations.

Known Unknown કહ્યું...

"As Mayor, I will prove that the pen is mightier than the sword."

Eric the Fruit Bat કહ્યું...

Not off-topic, at least to the extent this Althouse post and the link that follows both involve a dick-head in politics:

Vice President of the United States and commenter Cedarford find common ground. Link.

MB કહ્યું...

Weiner proclaims its Bush’s fault; “I can’t help myself when I see Bush.”

At zoo, Weiner enjoys the beavers, no lion.

Weiner crosses swords at dinner with other Democrats

Announces – “Get ready, I’m coming!”

LarryK કહ્યું...

Weiner: he always rises to the occasion and never goes limp when you need him most

LarryK કહ્યું...

Could be great fodder for a Tom Wolfe book

Mayor Anthony: A Weiner in Full

LarryK કહ્યું...

If we could 'like' other comments - kudos to MB

Rusty કહ્યું...

Weiner's a dick.

Original Mike કહ્યું...

I can't wait for his billboards.

Scientific Socialist કહ્યું...

Any New Yorker even considering voting for this lowlife should take a look at this: http://youtu.be/rVJzJxE2dVI (at the 3:00 mark).

Roger J. કહ્યું...

OK Althouse--and commentariat: all of you owe me a new laptop--those were priceless--and the best is yet to cum

Colonel Angus કહ્યું...

The issue with Weiner isn't so much his flirtations with other women but texting barechested pics of himself is something that 17 year olds do.

અજ્ઞાત કહ્યું...

I think wieners should be called sandfords.

MB કહ્યું...

Richard Banghard to advise Weiner

Huma likes Amanda Palmer

Weiner says he’s Gladiator!

Says – “You ain’t seen nothing yet!”

Gets a head of himself, fails to zip it.

Weiner tells reporter he likes Mike Hunt.

Krumhorn કહ્યું...

This should be fine for him. He likes to go out and press the flesh.

glenn કહ્યું...

"Whip?"

MB કહ્યું...

Weiner shoots wad, comes unglued that issue not sticking

Weiner troubles continue as staff leaks worsen

Weiner on top – predicts major comeback!

Weiner see opening – hits it hard

Due to security, Weiner to enter through rear

Roger J. કહ્યું...

Inga--Sanford was just looking for argentinean tail--oops just walking the Appalachian trail. At least he wasn't sending pics--give him credit for more good taste than has weiner. (no pun intended)

MB કહ્યું...
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traditionalguy કહ્યું...

Mustard on a hot dog claiming to be for helping the middleclass... helping them that is into retirement based on worthless money, serfdom to the Obama Gang that leads directly to the extermination for Israel and a free socialist Death Panels for all.

MB કહ્યું...

Doh! Typo

Has doubts about campaign – doesn't know if he is in or out.

B કહ્યું...

I think wieners should be called sandfords.

Works for me. We'll call self-serving lies "Inga's".

"Anthony Weiner announced his candidacy for mayor of NYC. Mr Weiner (not to be confused with the popular fast food 'sanford') is remembered for inga'ing in a press conference in the capitol rotunda about exposing himself on the Internet while a US Representative."

Administrator કહ્યું...

The headlines just write themselves...

"Weiner Slides into Race"

"Weiner Needs to Raise More Than Cash"

"Weiner Faces Stiff Opposition"

"Liberal Cash Greases Way for Weiner"

"Weiner Benefits from Silver Tongue"

"Response to Weiner Campaign is Soft"

"Will Weiner Effort Have a Happy Ending?"

Thanks folks, I'm here all week! Try the veal, and tip your severs well...!"

Colonel Angus કહ્યું...

Politics is truly a strange realm. Consider the private sector or even your social contacts and what your thoughts would be if say, your boss or best friends spouse tweeted his junk for everyone to see.

Likely in the real world, that person would likely be ostracized at work and among social circles. But in politics is simply a waystation to higher office.

bagoh20 કહ્યું...

At least Sanford fell in love. Who would you trust with your daughter's phone number.

traditionalguy કહ્યું...

Weiner stands staunchly by the standards of stoic stars of strong studs. Who will stand with him?

Peachy કહ્યું...

After Weiner sinks in the polls, will he pull out early?

Colonel Angus કહ્યું...

That is some seriously expensive real estate. Serious question, how did they get so rich? She's a government employee and he's been a "consultant" for less than two years. Will any reporter care to ask where their money came from?

I think this is an excellent question that deserves some investigation. I'm curious also how an out if work congressman and a $150k/year govt salary pays for a few million dollar Manhattan apartment.

Ever notice how so many government employees seem to do remarkably well?

Colonel Angus કહ્યું...

After Weiner sinks in the polls, will he pull out early?

Electus interruptus

Peachy કહ્યું...

Dang, Inga.

We didn't even get to see Sanford's dick on facebook.

અજ્ઞાત કહ્યું...

Tony "The Tool" Weiner

Methadras કહ્યું...

Water is wet.

Methadras કહ્યું...

Anthony Weiner, the 3rd leg of politics.

Known Unknown કહ્યું...

I'm surprised he hasn't change his name to something less memorable like Tony Cox.

અજ્ઞાત કહ્યું...

Higher office in The big apple has an air of prostitution about it. Unscrupulous Weiners are naturally attracted.

Known Unknown કહ્યું...

Mayor Weiner: "My private sector is doing fine!"

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