Mayo 4, 2013

"China Is Censoring Jokes About Its Propaganda Machine's Penis-Shaped HQ."

"[T]he nearly 500-foot tower won't be finished until this time next year, but the war on mocking it has already begun."

38 komento:

Ambrose ayon kay ...

Building good looking buildings is harder than it looks.

Ambrose ayon kay ...
Naalis ng may-ari ang komentong ito.
SteveR ayon kay ...

They are proceeding well with the erection. They shouldn't be so hard on the folks making jokes.

john ayon kay ...

Could their problem actually be they have the wrong trousers?

john ayon kay ...

Techno trousers are now all sewn in China.

Chip S. ayon kay ...

"President Hu, you have a call from a Mr. Christo."

Darrell ayon kay ...

Titus pre-bought the first condo along the glans.

SteveR ayon kay ...

Only one elevator shaft!

Chip S. ayon kay ...

I suppose a top-floor observatory would've been too much.

Darrell ayon kay ...

I suppose a top-floor observatory would've been too much.

Yes. Retrograde ejaculation issues.

Mark ayon kay ...

Is there a fountain at the top?

David ayon kay ...

Thank God for the common people.

My favorite mockery of the system was the old Soviet joke about the rewards of employment in the Soviet Union.

"We pretend to work, and they pretend to pay us."

Darrell ayon kay ...

Yes. Retrograde ejaculation issues.

In fact, if the artist Christo ever decides to cover it with fabric or anything, engineers have already decided that the design must incorporate a reservoir tip. Just in case.

William ayon kay ...

The architect is working out his edifice complex.

Unknown ayon kay ...

Didn't anyone see this in the drawings?

Mark ayon kay ...

Is it held aloft by hydraulic pressure? I foresee bad things if the rivers run dry.

Chip S. ayon kay ...

They say the architect wanted to make sure his building could withstand terrorist attacks, so when asked what kind of materials he wanted the tower made of he said emphatically, "Refractory. Period."

Darrell ayon kay ...

Didn't anyone see this in the drawings?

It was obscured by the mile-high woman over it. But alas, there were cutbacks.

Clyde ayon kay ...

Censorship is always a "dick move."

campy ayon kay ...

Will the completed building last more than four hours?

rhhardin ayon kay ...

It shows the generative power of censorship.

edutcher ayon kay ...

They need quick dry concrete. The kinds that gets hard fast.

Astro ayon kay ...

500 foot? If they built it in the US it would be 700 foot.

Astro ayon kay ...
Naalis ng may-ari ang komentong ito.
edutcher ayon kay ...

Does the Women's Ministry building think it's too big?

Astro ayon kay ...

They need to add a couple domes nearby, like the capital building in Tallahassee, FL:

penis and balls

lemondog ayon kay ...

Next project:
Breast shaped buildings

Icepick ayon kay ...

To have any hope of successfully stopping the penis jokes about THAT building they will have to build several more building of that size - all of them directly around the new HQ, so no one can see it. 'Cause, WOW, man, that thing totally looks like a dong....

Icepick ayon kay ...

In fact, if the artist Christo ever decides to cover it with fabric or anything, engineers have already decided that the design must incorporate a reservoir tip. Just in case.

Will it be ribbed?

Icepick ayon kay ...
Naalis ng may-ari ang komentong ito.
rhhardin ayon kay ...

Mightier than the sword.

Oso Negro ayon kay ...

The final erection of an impotent regime?

Sam L. ayon kay ...

See various temples in Japan...

Better not have a fountain on top.

poppa india ayon kay ...

Will we see these in Manhattan if Rep. Weiner becomes mayor of New York?

poppa india ayon kay ...

Will we see these in Manhattan if Rep. Weiner becomes mayor of New York?

Methadras ayon kay ...

Darrell said...

Titus pre-bought the first condo along the glans.


He's probably pissed that this building is cut. I'm sure he wanted a view that could automatically sheath itself during the off hours.

Methadras ayon kay ...

john said...

Could their problem actually be they have the wrong trousers?


ROFL!!! They are trying to assemble Voltron as we speak.

Methadras ayon kay ...

Astro said...

500 foot? If they built it in the US it would be 700 foot.


Now I'm going to wonder if it will have a giant fondue fountain at the top for all the cheese the Chinese have spewed on a giant building to look like a huge cock. Something, the entire male population of china lacks. I wonder if the heads of the ones that approved it will roll.

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