Abril 11, 2013

"Man tries to take photo of beaver; it kills him."

Take a lesson, men.

51 komento:

KLDAVIS ayon kay ...

Ominous.

Hindi-nagpakilala ayon kay ...

What next? A killer clam?

Tibore ayon kay ...

Frank: Nice beaver!
Jane: Thanks, I just had it stuffed.

alan markus ayon kay ...

I liked this other item at the link:

a Komodo dragon "sunk its teeth into" an 83-year-old Indonesian woman on Tuesday -- but she was able to fend it off.

Eric the Fruit Bat ayon kay ...

It's a shame no doctor got to stitch him up and say "Another half-inch to the right and you'd be dead."

Nomennovum ayon kay ...

Is this related to your earlier post about the yoni, Ann?

Nomennovum ayon kay ...

Frank: Nice beaver!
Jane: Thanks, I just had it stuffed.


Some of the best lines ever in comedy.

Rob ayon kay ...

Bitten to death by a beaver. Paging Dr. Freud . . . .

Nomennovum ayon kay ...

It is said that some men have nightmares about beavers with teeth.

DADvocate ayon kay ...

Jeff Foxworthy tells a story of a guy who got his nipple bitten off by a beaver.

Nomennovum ayon kay ...

Walt Disney has a lot to answer for. He, more that any perhaps, is responsible for getting people to believe that wild animals are peaceable and harmless creatures that can be treated like newborn puppies.

Leland ayon kay ...

If it will save one life, ban beavers!

Scott M ayon kay ...

At least it didn't bite off his nipple.

Darrell ayon kay ...

Every young man in America dreams of death by beaver. Sometimes you get your wish.

chickelit ayon kay ...

We don't hear much from Loafing Oaf these days.

Similar fate?

oleh ayon kay ...

Vagina dentata...

Wait, is this not word association?

DADvocate ayon kay ...

Belarus?! Sheesh, everyone knows Belarus has the only carnivorous, perdatory beavers in the world. Of the animal kind, that is.

ricpic ayon kay ...

What's the lesson, use a telephoto lens?

Rusty ayon kay ...

How many times I got to tell you morons? Don't annoy the wildlife.

Skyler ayon kay ...

Take a lesson? Yes, know how to use a tourniquet.

Women too.

traditionalguy ayon kay ...

Free the Beavers!

After hundreds of years of trapping, skinning and hat making from your family's skin , you to would attack the silly white men on sight.

Known Unknown ayon kay ...

This is why women are not invited to cock fights.

Lem Vibe Bandit ayon kay ...

I thought this story was about the human Beaver.

I pictured a paparazzi getting hit by a car while trying to take Beavers picture... or the paparazzi maybe falling into an open manhole as he was moving and not paying too much attention to anything other than the human Beaver.

You should add your re-direction tag.

Lem Vibe Bandit ayon kay ...

Truth?

I'm sorry it was not my version of events?

test ayon kay ...

I hope whatever made this beaver react this way isn't contagious. If beaver photography becomes dangerous we'll all suffer.

Original Mike ayon kay ...

...but as he approached to take a photograph, the beaver bit him on the thigh."

How does a beaver manage to bite a man's thigh? Was he lying on the ground?

Baron Zemo ayon kay ...

chickelit said...
We don't hear much from Loafing Oaf these days.

That's not fair.

Sarah Palin's doesn't have teeth!

Hindi-nagpakilala ayon kay ...

Maybe the photographer flashed a woody and the beaver mistook it for a log.

edutcher ayon kay ...

Where's Peter?

Chip S. ayon kay ...

One should also be careful when taking photos of landing strips.

Original Mike ayon kay ...

"Maybe the photographer flashed a woody and the beaver mistook it for a log."

Beavers are nearsighted.

CWJ ayon kay ...

Inga FTW!

Aridog ayon kay ...

a Komodo dragon "sunk its teeth into" an 83-year-old Indonesian woman on Tuesday -- but she was able to fend it off.

Fended it off, eh. So how long did it take her to die?

Lem Vibe Bandit ayon kay ...

Wasn't this beaver in charge of security at Mitch McConnell's reelect?

rhhardin ayon kay ...

You were a little hard on the Beaver last night, Ward.

rhhardin ayon kay ...

Komodo dragon authority Bob and Ray

Meade ayon kay ...

Leave It To Whitey

Dante ayon kay ...

The Beaver monologues.

James ayon kay ...

Hey, you just lost a regular reader. Good luck in your future endeavors.

lemondog ayon kay ...

I vant to be alone.....I just VANT to be alone.....

bagoh20 ayon kay ...

The lesson is to not back down, the beaver is testing you. If it tries to bite you, go for the field goal.

Fritz ayon kay ...

Seriously; a beaver joke?

Alex ayon kay ...

Never look a beaver in the eye, that's like a challenger to a ghetto gangbanger.

AllenS ayon kay ...

Did I ever tell you people that I was almost taken out by a beaver? About 5 years ago, I was on my way up to St. Croix Falls, and right before the Osceola Gun Club, there is some low swampy area north of Lotus Lake, and a beaver had a poplar tree chewed through which fell right in front of my GEO Metro car. I was able to stop in time and no damage, but wholly fuck. Who knew beavers were so dangerous?

Is that a beaver in your pocket, or are you just trying to kill me?

dbp ayon kay ...

It is well known that beavers can bite through wood...

heyboom ayon kay ...

A lesson for men only? I guess if a woman takes a picture of a beaver it's considered a self-portrait?

Rusty ayon kay ...

bagoh20 said...
The lesson is to not back down, the beaver is testing you. If it tries to bite you, go for the field goal.

Do you have any idea how big those things get?
And the animal can get pretty big too.

virgil xenophon ayon kay ...

Do all of you people--ALL of you--not realize what is meted out to people who make such puns?

PUNishment..

exhelodrvr1 ayon kay ...


Outlaw beavers!!

Or at least magazines that have a high capacity for them.

William ayon kay ...

Think of how much more gruesome the death would have been if the beaver had encountered an overachieving homosexual who wanted a bigger thrill than hamsters,

Scoblog ayon kay ...

Just another beaver-eats-man news story.

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