Pebrero 16, 2013

Somehow... the 4-year-old child of Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie...

... looks like a miniature Meat Loaf.

46 (na) komento:

rehajm ayon kay ...

But theyre gonna love him till the end of time!

rehajm ayon kay ...
Naalis ng may-ari ang komentong ito.
Saint Croix ayon kay ...

And they're both in Fight Club!

Saint Croix ayon kay ...

So that's why he was smacking Meat Loaf so hard.

chickelit ayon kay ...
Naalis ng may-ari ang komentong ito.
chickelit ayon kay ...

Were they going to a funeral or just trying to look all "hip in black"?

Irene ayon kay ...

No one looks happy.

KCFleming ayon kay ...

Meatloaf again?

KCFleming ayon kay ...

Sizewise, though, he'd be a meatball.

Palladian ayon kay ...

The day Knoxie said he didn't like his teddy
you knew he was a no-good kid...

edutcher ayon kay ...

2 out of 3 ain't bad.

edutcher ayon kay ...
Naalis ng may-ari ang komentong ito.
Mary Beth ayon kay ...

Where's the rest of the family?

I Have Misplaced My Pants ayon kay ...

I just want you all to know that my three year old is eleventy times cuter than little Knox, in his $20 Levis, dinosaur T-shirt and Spiderman sunglasses.

Ambrose ayon kay ...

Who has the sunglass franchise?

SomeoneHasToSayIt ayon kay ...

Pitts adopted children will be a good sample-of-one on how much of a role genetics plays. All his kids will have similar upbringing and education opportunities. let's see how they all do.

Hindi-nagpakilala ayon kay ...

Wow, he really does look like a mini porn pimp, 70s or 90s rock star. Too bad there are no young rock stars anymore, much less will there be any by the time he grows up. It's all the more incredible because he's got the girl face and hair, so it's pure strut and male attitude.

BIZARRE!!

He looks like either

Hindi-nagpakilala ayon kay ...

... He looks like he needs a cigarette.

Hindi-nagpakilala ayon kay ...

Everyone knows Brad Pitt was artificially inseminated.

William ayon kay ...

Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie's son has no need for good looks. He was clearly making an ironic comment on how cuteness among pre-schoolers is overvalued by our society.

Hindi-nagpakilala ayon kay ...

While Brad Pitt was being artificially inseminated George Clooney was there to stroke his hair. Hollywood Friends.

Hindi-nagpakilala ayon kay ...

"Shooosh," Clooney whispered: "It will all be over in a minute or two. Focus on my hand, my Big Strong Boy."

Wince ayon kay ...

Let's hope none of the other kids looks like Gary Busey.

tiger ayon kay ...

I laughed.

Out loud.

Hindi-nagpakilala ayon kay ...

"There is Life inside you now," Clooney said reassuringly, "and that is a bigger thrill than winning an Oscar."

Hindi-nagpakilala ayon kay ...

Brad had been told these Promises before, but from Clooney they felt different, more... penetrating. It is as if he was touched in a place too deep to ever have been touched before.

Hindi-nagpakilala ayon kay ...

"We will get through this together," Clooney said. "One day we will look at that bronzed baster on the mantle and we will know that we did something Good."

Hindi-nagpakilala ayon kay ...

Brad had wanted to have a child for so long, and now the Dream was coming True. Still, he could not shake a vague feeling of read and fear.

"You don't think Angelina will eat the baby, do you?" he said quietly, scared to have even voiced the Thought.

Hindi-nagpakilala ayon kay ...

Clooney was quite at first: he had thought the same thing, too.

Hindi-nagpakilala ayon kay ...

"Brad, my sweet, sweet boy," he said, running his fingers along Pitt's chin stubble.

"I will not let that happen."

Hindi-nagpakilala ayon kay ...

"The baster is so cold, George."

Hindi-nagpakilala ayon kay ...

"Do you mean impersonal, or just surface temperature?"

Hindi-nagpakilala ayon kay ...

"Both," Brad whispered. "Both."

Hindi-nagpakilala ayon kay ...

"We must be strong," George said, tickling Brad's ear in that way Brad so liked.

"Ben Affleck had the same fears you do, and look how it turned out for him"

Hindi-nagpakilala ayon kay ...

"But Jennifer Garner would NEVER eat Ben's baby."

Hindi-nagpakilala ayon kay ...

"You're right, but Jennifer Lopez -- now, she still might."

Hindi-nagpakilala ayon kay ...

"Whatever you do, once this is over do not go texting Gwyneth again: she is in a Different Place."

Hindi-nagpakilala ayon kay ...

"It's almost done, my little lion cub," George smiled. "Just a few seconds more."

Hindi-nagpakilala ayon kay ...

Of course, when Angelina found out she was angry, betrayed: just because she was no longer a man didn't mean she didn't still have a Man's peculiar strain of Jealousy -- it was innate. After all, they can surgically remove your penis as a child but they cannot surgically remove your Spirit.

Penny ayon kay ...

He DOES look like Meatloaf!

Or maybe I'm just hungry?

For the kid's sake, I gotta go with hungry. For meatloaf.

kentuckyliz ayon kay ...

Betamax, yer crackin' me up!

dustbunny ayon kay ...

It was better before they photo-shopped out the cigarette

dustbunny ayon kay ...

Meatloaf and also an even smaller Paul Williams

dustbunny ayon kay ...
Naalis ng may-ari ang komentong ito.
Indigo Red ayon kay ...

Oh. I thought you meant an actual meatloaf.

This ayon kay ...

The kid mostly dresses like Kanye.

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