Pebrero 27, 2013

Oh, no! They lost the Italian Sausage!

"The Journal Sentinel says that someone wearing the [Milwaukee Brewers] sausage costume went 'barhopping in Cedarburg' after someone stole it from the Cedarburg Winter Festival."



ADDED: His name is Guido.

23 komento:

Chip S. ayon kay ...

Is this a hide-the-salami joke?

Rae ayon kay ...

I find it amazing in this ever more politically correct age, that a team can have Guido the Italian Sausage as a mascot.

Chip S. ayon kay ...

His name is Guido.

I'd get a search warrant for Snooki's house.

Paddy O ayon kay ...

Someone know the history of the name? Seems like Brewers would be German, not Italian.

Ann Althouse ayon kay ...

@Paddy Click the link on "Guido" for details on the whole set of racing sausages. There's also a brat for hte Germans.

There's a separate mascot, a brewer, for the home team.

So... you have your beer and then there's an array of sausages.

But the Italian ran off.

ndspinelli ayon kay ...

I would look where there are some fried red peppers.

Methadras ayon kay ...

That is so bigoted and racist against the WOP's and Dago's. These people have no shame. Return the costume so the ethnics can feel they are wanted in Cracka world again. Oh, the huge manitee!!!

I'm Full of Soup ayon kay ...

Speaking of which, what ever happended to Crack Emcee? Sincem Romney lost months ago, I figured Crack would have come out from under the bed by now.

Rob ayon kay ...

With thanks to "The French Connection," did Guido play hide the sausage with somebody's old lady?

traditionalguy ayon kay ...

This may be a mafia hit. The Sicilians are jealous of the Italians getting the credit.

After all who used a baseball bat the most effectively...Al Capone did.

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Shouting Thomas ayon kay ...

No fried chicken wing mascot for the blacks?

You could call him "Rufus!"

AllenS ayon kay ...

Some years ago, they had one for the Mexicans. It was a taco, but they gave up on the idea, because from left field it looked like a big cunt.

madAsHell ayon kay ...

How many bars can you hop in Cedarburg?

How do you drink a beer wearing that outfit?? Although, I do understand that alcohol enemas are all the rage.

Baron Zemo ayon kay ...

In light of AllenS insight I would look for the Italian sausage in the fish taco.

edutcher ayon kay ...

Was its wife's name Lorena?

Known Unknown ayon kay ...

because from left field it looked like a big cunt.

No, that was just Geoff Jenkins.

Clyde ayon kay ...

Ikea pulled the sausage because of rumors of horse meat.

Baron Zemo ayon kay ...

Did you look in Ryan Braun's butt?

Supposedly a lot of sausages end up there. Just sayn'

Marcus Carman ayon kay ...

another victim of the sequester monster!

Paddy O ayon kay ...

Ah, sausages of all kinds are represented in the racing. That's quite a sausage fest.

"I'm a super big fan, and I like to give them big squeezes all the time," Jennifer Connor, owner of the mustard company, said.


This is not the first incident involving the Italian sausage, as it seems a player once assaulted the Italian sausage with his bat, was arrested, fined and suspended.

The annals of sausage dashes are filled with surprising odd bits and pieces!

Bud Norton ayon kay ...

This was a hate crime.

Bud Norton ayon kay ...

This was a hate crime.

Rusty ayon kay ...

" Barhopping in Cedarburg."

Something they'll, no doubt, be talking about for years.

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