Pebrero 25, 2013

"John Kerry invents country of Kyrzakhstan."

He's fully cognizant of Kyrzakhstan....



I'm adding my "the blog has a theme today" tag. See if you can guess the theme!

49 (na) komento:

Emil Blatz ayon kay ...

It's east of Schmenknakistan. Across the turbulent waters of the mighty Yakzoo.

Bob Ellison ayon kay ...

I'll guess that today's theme has been brought to us by the letter "K".

Unknown ayon kay ...

The theme?
Asses and the men who are them.

Scott M ayon kay ...

See if you can guess the theme!

Self-congratulatory 1%'rs? Ketchup?

KCFleming ayon kay ...

It's where the lucky hat he got in Cambodia was made.

DADvocate ayon kay ...

Boobs, of course. Kerry's a boob in a non-mammary sense.

Known Unknown ayon kay ...

Kerry might not be naked before us, but he's not wearing a tie.

Unknown ayon kay ...

Oops! Wrong body part.

SteveR ayon kay ...

Just remember, GWB was the dummy.

traditionalguy ayon kay ...

The theme may be the pretense of honorable men being done by intellectual dwarfs.

martint ayon kay ...

I think he means Durka-Durkastan.

Dust Bunny Queen ayon kay ...

guess the theme!

People exposing themselves in public?

Peachy ayon kay ...

John Kerry fits perfectly in the Obama administration.

Ann Althouse ayon kay ...

Poor Kerry will never hear the end of Kyrzakhstan.

Kyrzakhstan.... and Jenn Jiss Kahn.

Known Unknown ayon kay ...

Poor Kerry will never hear the end of Kyrzakhstan.

I eagerly await a Daily Show skewering.

Chef Mojo ayon kay ...

Kyrzakhstan. That's north of Pockeestan.

Darrell ayon kay ...

Leftist are intellectuals.

Kerry's service records are stored in secure vaults in Kyrzakhstan. Abandoned salt mines, they are, at constant temperatures and humidity.

Colonel Angus ayon kay ...

It is heartening to know the best and brightest are leading the nation.

Bob Boyd ayon kay ...

Seems like I read last week a US drone strike killed an entire family of unicorns in Kyrzakhstan.
On the other hand, they also got Al Qaeda's number two in the region....so there's that.

traditionalguy ayon kay ...

IMO leftists are not intellectuals. That is a pretense.

Leftists are followers of bad teachers who were somehow elevated to an aristocracy in our Colleges for inventing ideas that attack middle class, God fearing American citizens who dare to think for themselves and own property without permission from the aristocracy or Mayor Bloomberg.

edutcher ayon kay ...

I'll bet the Russkies will take even longer to answer his phone calls now.

EMD said...

Kerry might not be naked before us, but he's not wearing a tie.

I do believe we have a winner.

Ann Althouse said...

Poor Kerry will never hear the end of Kyrzakhstan.

Kyrzakhstan.... and Jenn Jiss Kahn.


Poor? The creep deserves everything he gets.

Purple Owies, the bunny suit, his seared memory, for it before he was against it, and, dear to all Wisconsinites (?), Lambert Field.

prairie wind ayon kay ...

Isn't he fully cognizant that the Obama administration doesn't say Burma, that they say Myanmar now? All of those reasons why we stuck to "Burma, also known as Myanmar" disappeared after the 2008 election.

Ann Althouse ayon kay ...

In that clip, Kerry seems to be having some speech difficulty... as if he has bad-fitting dentures or something.

Obama should have picked someone sharper and crisper (and I don't necessarily mean younger... except to the extent that I kind of do).

Astro ayon kay ...

I wonder if the women in Freedonia have big boobs.

Bob ayon kay ...

Halp Us Jon Carry We R Stuk Hear In Irak Cant Find Kyrzakstan!

FleetUSA ayon kay ...

That's what you get when you select for political points and protecting your constituency rather than an outsider with keen international knowledge, e.g. Dulles, Powell, Condi Rice, Baker, etc.

Nonapod ayon kay ...

To be fair to Lurch, the various 'stans are difficult to keep track of and not garble.

Paul ayon kay ...

Kerry is another Biden. Has-been who gets fancy office. Notice Hillary got the same office to.

Zero + zero = zero.

KCFleming ayon kay ...

"...they fight corruption in Nigeria..."

John Kerry is fa-a-abulist.

edutcher ayon kay ...

Astro said...

I wonder if the women in Freedonia have big boobs.

Only when they drop an 'e'.

Ann Althouse said...

Poor Kerry will never hear the end of Kyrzakhstan.

Kyrzakhstan.... and Jenn Jiss Kahn.


You mean he did porn?

Now that I think of it, he does look like the guy Jenna Jameson did in "Juno Jerks Julius".

Rusty ayon kay ...

"the blog has a theme today"

I'll take empty suits for 600 , Alex.

AllenS ayon kay ...

Today's theme: Boobs to the right of me, boobs to the left of me, boobs all around me.

Larry J ayon kay ...

The old sports comic "Tank McNamara" has long featured the made-up nation of Carjackistan as the generic name for one of the -stan countries. Perhaps Kerry got confused between the comic and the real world.

edutcher ayon kay ...

Remember how the Lefties screamed when Dubya talked about the "East Timoreans"?

FWBuff ayon kay ...

"Cognizant" "Kyrzakhstan" "Kyrgyzstan" "Kazakhstan": That's a lot of K's and G's and Z's and N's and T's for poor Kerry's brain and tongue to process!

mccullough ayon kay ...

Dude ain't that bright.

Astro ayon kay ...

. .only when they drop an e...

But how's the duck soup there?

Methadras ayon kay ...

Ladies and Gentlemen of the world, not including muslims, we are very sorry that we have a SoS that is from Schmuckistan.

SGT Ted ayon kay ...

Isn't that the country Borat is from?

SGT Ted ayon kay ...

Kerry is such a buffoon.

At least Slow Joe has the excuse of having had a stroke.

John Cunningham ayon kay ...

I understand that Kerry has the memory seared--seared!--into his memory of the terrible Easter that he spent fighting in Asscrackistan. That is where he got his magic codpiece.

Guimo ayon kay ...

Lurch knows the difference between staaaaaahboard and port on his $8 million sailboat. Give him that much credit.

Clyde ayon kay ...

"Kyrzakhstan is not stupid country!"
"Kyrzakhstan is stupid not-country!"

Pick one.

Blue@9 ayon kay ...

I hope the next Republican President offers Kerry an ambassadorship there.

Left Bank of the Charles ayon kay ...

If you filter Kyrgyzstan or Kazakhstan through an improper Boston accent, anything can happen.

Because while John Kerry comes in part from an old Boston family, he was born in Colorado, spent too much of his youth in Brittany France, and is now married to a Portugese-Mozambican immigrant.

It's amazing when anything he says is at all intelligible. Words with Rs, forget it.

Blue@9 ayon kay ...

In that clip, Kerry seems to be having some speech difficulty... as if he has bad-fitting dentures or something.

Huh. Ann, it seems that you have discovered the awful secret behind British accents.

Lawyer Mom ayon kay ...

@Paul might be on to something. Maybe Obama put Kerry in there to diminish the office and his predecessor, Hillary.

Theme? All that strikes me is "theater of the absurd."

Chip S. ayon kay ...

US Out of Asskrakystan Now!

The Godfather ayon kay ...

Send him to Wales to try some of the place names there.

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