6 ફેબ્રુઆરી, 2013

"'I am Obama!... I have been sent by God to rid the county of drug dealers and prostitutes.'"

From a report about a crazed man in Florida who tried to kidnap a woman and her 4-year-old daughter. According to the headline, the 2 females were saved by "Mystery hero teens."

17 ટિપ્પણીઓ:

JHapp કહ્યું...

Reminds me of the "God Made a Farmer" commercial

Scott M કહ્યું...

Were the teens wearing green tights and brandishing two sticks?

Henry કહ્યું...

It's mystery hero week.

Eric the Fruit Bat કહ્યું...

Just the county? I'd have thought God would realize we're not just a desert tribe anymore.

અજ્ઞાત કહ્યું...

It could not have been dangerous. He didn't have an assault weapon...

on the other hand, if the teens had not been around and the woman had been packing, the ending would be different.

Bryan C કહ્યું...

Are we sure he actually isn't Obama? Have the two of them ever been seen in the same room?

edutcher કહ્યું...

Now we know where jimbino will be for the next 5 to 10.

madAsHell કહ્યું...

Wow!
The family pictures tell a story.

viator કહ્યું...

Jeeze, and I thought he was sent by God to rid the country of Republicans.

Paddy O કહ્યું...

"mystery hero teens"

The image that comes to my mind is a gorilla carrying a pail of water that the gorilla throws at the house, the water becomes a large wave and washes everyone out, then the gorilla becomes a sea lion and saves the captives from the grasp of the villain.

Writ Small કહ્યું...

He would have gotten away with it, too, if it weren't for those. . .

Known Unknown કહ્યું...

The image that comes to my mind is a gorilla carrying a pail of water that the gorilla throws at the house, the water becomes a large wave and washes everyone out, then the gorilla becomes a sea lion and saves the captives from the grasp of the villain.

I just thought of the Wonder Twins, but yeah, yours works too.

President-Mom-Jeans કહ્યું...

Nice to see a positive news story about teenagers, in florida or all places.

Known Unknown કહ્યું...

Mystery Hero Teens are my favorite kind.

kentuckyliz કહ્યું...

You can tell he's crazed.

The Obama machine wouldn't rid the county/country of drug dealers and prostitutes.

That's crazy!

These are valuable Low Information Voters. Get them registered and take them to the polls for early voting. As many times as necessary.

Timotheus કહ્યું...

It used to be that crazed people thought they were the next Messiah..... oops, nevermind....

Timotheus કહ્યું...

It used to be that crazed people thought they were the next Messiah..... oops, nevermind....

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