Pebrero 6, 2013

"'I am Obama!... I have been sent by God to rid the county of drug dealers and prostitutes.'"

From a report about a crazed man in Florida who tried to kidnap a woman and her 4-year-old daughter. According to the headline, the 2 females were saved by "Mystery hero teens."

17 komento:

JHapp ayon kay ...

Reminds me of the "God Made a Farmer" commercial

Scott M ayon kay ...

Were the teens wearing green tights and brandishing two sticks?

Henry ayon kay ...

It's mystery hero week.

Eric the Fruit Bat ayon kay ...

Just the county? I'd have thought God would realize we're not just a desert tribe anymore.

Hindi-nagpakilala ayon kay ...

It could not have been dangerous. He didn't have an assault weapon...

on the other hand, if the teens had not been around and the woman had been packing, the ending would be different.

Bryan C ayon kay ...

Are we sure he actually isn't Obama? Have the two of them ever been seen in the same room?

edutcher ayon kay ...

Now we know where jimbino will be for the next 5 to 10.

madAsHell ayon kay ...

Wow!
The family pictures tell a story.

viator ayon kay ...

Jeeze, and I thought he was sent by God to rid the country of Republicans.

Paddy O ayon kay ...

"mystery hero teens"

The image that comes to my mind is a gorilla carrying a pail of water that the gorilla throws at the house, the water becomes a large wave and washes everyone out, then the gorilla becomes a sea lion and saves the captives from the grasp of the villain.

Writ Small ayon kay ...

He would have gotten away with it, too, if it weren't for those. . .

Known Unknown ayon kay ...

The image that comes to my mind is a gorilla carrying a pail of water that the gorilla throws at the house, the water becomes a large wave and washes everyone out, then the gorilla becomes a sea lion and saves the captives from the grasp of the villain.

I just thought of the Wonder Twins, but yeah, yours works too.

President-Mom-Jeans ayon kay ...

Nice to see a positive news story about teenagers, in florida or all places.

Known Unknown ayon kay ...

Mystery Hero Teens are my favorite kind.

kentuckyliz ayon kay ...

You can tell he's crazed.

The Obama machine wouldn't rid the county/country of drug dealers and prostitutes.

That's crazy!

These are valuable Low Information Voters. Get them registered and take them to the polls for early voting. As many times as necessary.

Timotheus ayon kay ...

It used to be that crazed people thought they were the next Messiah..... oops, nevermind....

Timotheus ayon kay ...

It used to be that crazed people thought they were the next Messiah..... oops, nevermind....

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