Althouse: At the Robots-for-Walker Café...

१० फेब्रुवारी, २०१३

At the Robots-for-Walker Café...

... it's time for another dance.

(On the screen-within-the-screen, Glen Shulfer's immortal anthem.)

२३ टिप्पण्या:

edutcher म्हणाले...: I didn't come to start no trouble, I just come to do the Super Bowl Shuffle.

William R Perry; १०/२/१३, २:४७ PM
ricpic म्हणाले...: You need another robot to do robot love.; १०/२/१३, २:५६ PM
Chuck म्हणाले...: A personal (and possibly impertinent) question: Is that a cigarette on the desk?

I ask not because I am a smoking scold. As a rare/occasional cigar smoker, I am in no position to scold. But I was thinking that maybe it was another implement altogether, that was disguised to look exactly like a cigarette. And was therefore even more interesting.; १०/२/१३, २:५७ PM
Chuck म्हणाले...: "Seven Nation Army" by the White Stripes is another anthem that is muscally dubious.

But it sure feels good to sing it out when your team is winning.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vl5vE8L4S1Y; १०/२/१३, ३:०२ PM
Ann Althouse म्हणाले...: @Chuck It's a e-cig. We smoke them for fun sometimes. Neither of us is or ever was a tobacco smoker.; १०/२/१३, ३:०३ PM
edutcher म्हणाले...: Good for you.

One reason you have that schoolgirl complexion.

Also why you're still in very good health.; १०/२/१३, ३:३० PM
अनामित म्हणाले...: Garage bait.; १०/२/१३, ३:४३ PM
अनामित म्हणाले...: E-cig = Robot Cigarette.

After Robot Love an E-Cig can be might tasty on the Taste Stimuli identification Sensors.; १०/२/१३, ६:२३ PM
अनामित म्हणाले...: As Golden Earring (almost) sang:

"We -
got a thing -
it's called
Robot Love..."; १०/२/१३, ६:२४ PM
अनामित म्हणाले...: Robots find 'vaping' very sensual in a non-organic sense: it is like heavy breathing, but with Steam.

Robots like Steam.

Steam sometimes is connected to a Piston or Shaft grinding rhythmically in a Barrell.

Robots like Steam. Mechanically-speaking. Of course.; १०/२/१३, ६:३० PM
अनामित म्हणाले...: Naked Robot says:

"I always thought those letters in Popular Mechanics were fake, until one day it happened to me.

The Refrigerator repairman came to visit and said my Heating Coil was Mispositioned. One thing led to another and..."; १०/२/१३, ६:३३ PM
Astro म्हणाले...: Sock-puppet-robot.; १०/२/१३, ६:४६ PM
अनामित म्हणाले...: Robots do not need Coitus to Replicate. We can make another Robot out of items found in your kitchen and garage and a quick trip to Lowes.

But having one's buttons pushed, in the Right Sequence: Data Spasm.; १०/२/१३, ६:४९ PM
अनामित म्हणाले...: Interestingly, the 9-1-1 Button Sequence is Very Pleasing when intermixed with Pound Key - Pound Key - Pound Key.; १०/२/१३, ६:५१ PM
अनामित म्हणाले...: Older Robots will tell you with fondness of the Dongle.

Those were the days.; १०/२/१३, ६:५२ PM
अनामित म्हणाले...: Sometimes the Tension would build and then you would find our Robot A's Adapter was incorrect for Robot B's Port.

Dial tone.; १०/२/१३, ६:५४ PM
अनामित म्हणाले...: When Everything is in Alignment it should sound just like a Fax Machine.

This is why Robots snicker when someone says "I gotta send a Fax."

Sailor.; १०/२/१३, ६:५६ PM
अनामित म्हणाले...: There is a Special Docking Port for a Robot to feed a Young Robot necessary information: Humans would call it a Nipple.; १०/२/१३, ६:५८ PM
अनामित म्हणाले...: There is a variety of Opinions on how long a Young Robot should Nipple Dock.; १०/२/१३, ६:५९ PM
अनामित म्हणाले...: Generally speaking, it should cease well before a Young Robot can handle its own Delete Functions.; १०/२/१३, ७:०० PM
Astro म्हणाले...: Great commercial:
(Robot voice) "Greetings. Little Caesars has hot and ready pizza for five bucks."; १०/२/१३, ८:१८ PM
Unknown म्हणाले...: Any robot wisdom on attachment parenting?; ११/२/१३, ७:०८ AM
Chip Ahoy म्हणाले...: This completes the third portion of the three-part series beginning with Part One, Jesus told me to show you how to make a Valentines, and Part Two, which is pure gravy to the Jesus-instructions, my boyfriend is gay, and now the totally uncalled for extra climactic whipped cream and cherry on top of the pure gravy, Part Three: Chaos, my love for you is a wreck.; ११/२/१३, ८:१३ AM