Enero 18, 2013

"Moustaches, once associated with old men and bikers, have been experiencing a fashion renaissance of late."

"One of winter's hottest grooming trends was the fake moustache, which is available in a range of styles, including the tiny 'Soul Patch' and the big and bushy 'Copstache Standard.'"

I'm not recommending fake (or real) mustaches for adult males, but I do like The Gentleman Stachifier Pacifier:



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Strelnikov ayon kay ...

Can I get that in "Bolton"?

Strelnikov ayon kay ...

I understand he named hi 'stache "Regis".

Wince ayon kay ...

I'm looking for something in a Baby Porn Star.

edutcher ayon kay ...

Since men have been emasculated, they now will appear as fully caricaturized beings

David ayon kay ...

Sold!

We have a boy grandchild born today.

dbp ayon kay ...

I would certainly have gotten one of these for our children, except that we never used pacifiers. (Actually, we might have, but our kids didn't)

It would have been especially funny since they are all girls.

Big Mike ayon kay ...

"Moustaches, once associated with old men and bikers ..."

And many of us have worn moustaches since our military service in the 60's, and we've only recently gotten old.

edutcher ayon kay ...

Congrats, David.

Tibore ayon kay ...

Yeah, my friend's sister got one of those for his kid (her nephew). My friend and his wife were showing it off to me; the kid looked awesome with it.

I kept telling them they needed to get a handlebar 'stache version next.

Brew Master ayon kay ...

I want to sport a nicely curled handlebar mustache, but my wife promises she will forceably shave it off if I try.

Larry J ayon kay ...

Shaving is an unnatural act, possibly punishable by God. I had to start shaving at age 12. Obviously, God wanted me to have whiskers. Shaving is defying his will. I've had a beard and moustache since I separated from the Air Force over 20 years ago. Far be it for me to defy the will of God (if he exists).

Aridog ayon kay ...

Big Mike said...

And many of us have worn moustaches since our military service in the 60's, and we've only recently gotten old.

Heh heh.

Hindi-nagpakilala ayon kay ...

I grew one as I approached retirement, although I am old and I ride a motorcycle.

I think it makes me look distinguished.

My mom says it makes me look like I sell bananas.

Hindi-nagpakilala ayon kay ...

I grew one as I approached retirement, although I am old and I ride a motorcycle.

I think it makes me look distinguished.

My mom says it makes me look like I sell bananas.

Bryan C ayon kay ...

So, if you have a beard which includes facial hair on your lip, like my Vandyke, do you have a mustache by implication? Or are the two mutually exclusive? I've occasionally wondered about this.

Aridog ayon kay ...

Hey, for the old codgers among us with mustache and full Lincoln like goatee, let's be honest...the goatee covers up the advancing jowl droop nicely, eh? ":-))

Tyrone Slothrop ayon kay ...

I had a moustache before it was cool. Actually, I had a moustache when it was cool, then I kept it when it wasn't cool, now it's cool again. All things are renewed.

P.S. Why the hell does spell check flag "moustache"? Don't they speak English?

Dan ayon kay ...

Right on, Tyrone.

Dan ayon kay ...

Right on, Tyrone.

Larry J ayon kay ...

Aridog said...
Hey, for the old codgers among us with mustache and full Lincoln like goatee, let's be honest...the goatee covers up the advancing jowl droop nicely, eh? ":-))


A good beard hides many chins...

Larry J ayon kay ...

And on a completely unrelated note:

Minnesota lawyer who had affair with client bills her for time spent having sex

Just when you thought lawyers couldn't get any lower...

ken in tx ayon kay ...

The lawyer was probably in a partnership and had to account for the time to others. He also may have thought he could get the court to make the husband pay her legal bills.

tiger ayon kay ...

You won't recommend a moustache but you will recommend - strongly, I might add, that men don't wear shorts.


Hmmmm...

traditionalguy ayon kay ...

But Larry J, do you think all of that pillow talk about her case should be free. The short quick sex should be free. But he properly charged for researching her emotions and preparing his briefs for action.

And he probably had overhead from being on the top and doing all of the work.

Larry J ayon kay ...

It wouldn't be the first time a lawyer literally screwed his client instead of the normal figurative screwing. Billing her for the hours just reconfirms all those negative opinions most people have about lawyers. If he's typical, the probably billed her for an hour for a few minutes work.

Now, since the lawyer was (is?) married, will his wife sue him for divorce?

Hindi-nagpakilala ayon kay ...

I'm ordering a Classic Toothbrush so I can take it off in case I ever find myself in one of those places where looking like Hitler isn't considered cool.

Hindi-nagpakilala ayon kay ...

A moustache tells a woman: "my face vagina is hirsute."

Known Unknown ayon kay ...

Just when you thought lawyers couldn't get any lower...

This is why you always read the contract.

Known Unknown ayon kay ...

I've grown a full beard for Manuary. (although I shave the neck.)

Yeah, it sounds better than Movember.


furious_a ayon kay ...

"Moustaches, once associated with old men and bikers...

...and Porn Stars.

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