If we could only figure out how to sell upsized fries & a shake to these man-salt famished predators, we'd be rolling in the filthy lucre, let me tell you, buddy!
Support the Althouse blog by doing your Amazon shopping going in through the Althouse Amazon link.
Amazon
I am a participant in the Amazon Services LLC Associates Program, an affiliate advertising program designed to provide a means for me to earn fees by linking to Amazon.com and affiliated sites.
Support this blog with PayPal
Make a 1-time donation or set up a monthly donation of any amount you choose:
19 comments:
The biggest curse in the animal kingdom is to taste good.
Potato(e) chips. Also, not being able to run as fast as other animals has it's drawbacks.
If every species would only listen to Micheal Bloomberg.
Conjecture...
but a nice narrative.
Readership trumps science.
When the lede uses the word "may", I know I'm about to read some really bad science.
Cows and deer love salt licks, yet they hardly ever attack and drain humans of their blood.
"Cows and deer love salt licks, yet they hardly ever attack and drain humans of their blood."
They just haven't figured out how yet.
eat less salt, live longer...
One more reason to be glad I'm not Nepalese.
If we could only figure out how to sell upsized fries & a shake to these man-salt famished predators, we'd be rolling in the filthy lucre, let me tell you, buddy!
Now would be a good time to invest in potassium chloride futures.
It's well known that this is why zombies prefer humans to other animals.
Which is why God made the .44 Winchester and the .50 Sharps.
On the other hand, for just that reason health conscious predators avoid eating humans, or only eat small children as appetizers.
New Charity: Salt-Licks For Impoverished Areas Which Contain Large and Ferocious Carnivores.
SLFIAWCLFC--No, need a better name for a really cool acronym.
Need crowd-sourcxing here.
"Don’t kid yourself, Jimmy! If a cow ever got the chance, he’d eat you and everyone you care about!"
"Don’t kid yourself, Jimmy! If a cow ever got the chance, he’d eat you and everyone you care about!"
Animals are not to blame. Humans are serial killers.
Animals are not to blame. Humans are serial killers.
Post a Comment