Oktubre 25, 2012

"How to eat a Triceratops."

"Step one: get a good grip on the neck frill."

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MadisonMan ayon kay ...

This is important to know, I guess, in case I get transported back in time.

Methadras ayon kay ...

Don't worry about it. Backwards time travel is impossible. Under any circumstance.

Unknown ayon kay ...

I heard a paleontologist say once that tricerotops could eat logs and drink mud and prosper. I wish I had a herd of them. I bet they were tasty.

Original Mike ayon kay ...

First, find a Triceratops, ...

Original Mike ayon kay ...

Eustance: You are what you eat. I bet they were not tasty.

Unknown ayon kay ...

I like chicken. I do not like what a chicken eats. I'd eat a triceratops. By myself. Faster than Fred Flintstone.

Eric the Fruit Bat ayon kay ...

Inventiveness was required back in those days because no one had yet invented the Triceratops opener.

Original Mike ayon kay ...

I think the proper tool for eating a Triceratops is the chain saw.

SteveR ayon kay ...

Same way you eat an elephant-one bite at a time

Methadras ayon kay ...

Eustace Chilke said...

I heard a paleontologist say once that tricerotops could eat logs and drink mud and prosper. I wish I had a herd of them. I bet they were tasty.


Are you kidding? If I had a herd of triceratops I'd use them to clear whole swaths of fields with logs and mud. They were the goats of their time.

Mary Beth ayon kay ...

Don't worry about it. Backwards time travel is impossible. Under any circumstance.

I'm sorry to hear that. I've done such an excellent job of mastering forward time travel I was hoping that someday I would have the other way figured out.

Unknown ayon kay ...

Then along would come a tyranosaur and kill one every now and then. You could chase the t rex off and have lunch. It's a win/win.

YoungHegelian ayon kay ...

Of course, the real argument was over whether Triceratops meat was best smoked with hickory or mesquite.

Wince ayon kay ...

I wonder if Jesus, riding by on a dinosaur 2,000 years ago, ever stopped to bring a triceratops back to life?

wyo sis ayon kay ...

Mitchell wins the thread.

Methadras ayon kay ...

Mary Beth said...

Don't worry about it. Backwards time travel is impossible. Under any circumstance.

I'm sorry to hear that. I've done such an excellent job of mastering forward time travel I was hoping that someday I would have the other way figured out


Yeah, I hate to be a debbie downer. I'd love for backwards time travel to be true too. Oh well.

Dr Weevil ayon kay ...

So that stuff about dinosaurs and birds being basically the same thing is just nonsense? Because 'neck meat' is not the best part of a chicken, in quality or (especially) in quantity. You take the heads off chickens to kill them, or to liven up a rock concert, but not to get at the neck meat.

Ignorance is Bliss ayon kay ...

MadisonMan said...
This is important to know, I guess, in case I get transported back in time.

Methadras said...
Don't worry about it. Backwards time travel is impossible. Under any circumstance.

What you really need to worry about is if any of the triceratops figured out forward time travel. If so, you'd better be prepared to eat one.

Unknown ayon kay ...

Triceratops were pretty dim I think. The best chance to see one time travelling forward might be if a tyranosaur brought some along for provisions.

Wince ayon kay ...

More importantly, have they found any evidence that the way to kill a T-Rex is to spread its jaws until either the upper or lower pallet cracks, like King Kong did?

traditionalguy ayon kay ...

The first thing is to get the Triceratops drunk on wine. That reduces its natural fear of the Rex's smile.

Then he whispers in her ear about how much he loves her figure.

After that she will let him kiss her...then he gives that great Rex roar as he devours her.

Oh... you meant actually eating her.

Rusty ayon kay ...

Methadras said...
Don't worry about it. Backwards time travel is impossible. Under any circumstance.


Oh. With enough acid you can travel to just about anyplace.

sakredkow ayon kay ...

First, find a Triceratops, ...

Check in the tops of the trees.

Clyde ayon kay ...

I think I'll stick to the bronto-burgers.

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