Althouse: "40 Things To Say Before You Die."

Oktubre 9, 2012

"40 Things To Say Before You Die."

122 komento:

john ayon kay ...: A bucket saw.; 10/9/12, 7:13 PM
john ayon kay ...: Naalis ng may-ari ang komentong ito.; 10/9/12, 7:13 PM
edutcher ayon kay ...: I'd think "I love you" would be #1.

In any case I have my own.

Thank you for giving me the best day (memory, etc.) I've ever had.; 10/9/12, 7:18 PM
Hindi-nagpakilala ayon kay ...: God is great (Peace-Be-Upon-You), please re-elect President Obama with the biggest margin ever.

O Lord (PBUY), help to destroy Romney, for he is a very evil man. He is a FRIEND Of the Devil. Just ask anyone at MSNBC.

O Creator (PBUY), make the GOP a minority in all branches of the govt.; 10/9/12, 7:21 PM
Irene ayon kay ...: I like, "I'm lucky."

And, "That's enough."; 10/9/12, 7:22 PM
rhhardin ayon kay ...: Oh, shit.

(Most popular cockpit voice recording); 10/9/12, 7:24 PM
Hindi-nagpakilala ayon kay ...: Mine would be....kiss my ass.;); 10/9/12, 7:47 PM
edutcher ayon kay ...: Next, Oop will accuse all the Conservatives of sexual harrassment for reading that comment.; 10/9/12, 7:49 PM
Hindi-nagpakilala ayon kay ...: I was expecting something more like "I've had 18 straight whiskies; I think that's the record" (Dylan Thomas) or "I'm ashamed of you boys. Why, they couldn't hit an elephant at this range!" (Gen. John Sedgwick).; 10/9/12, 7:53 PM
Hindi-nagpakilala ayon kay ...: My other last statement would be, "Fool, learn the difference between literal and figurative." :); 10/9/12, 7:57 PM
Nathan Alexander ayon kay ...: I was expecting something like, "Hey, y'all, hold my beer and watch this."; 10/9/12, 7:58 PM
wef ayon kay ...: "Give my love to the grand kids."; 10/9/12, 8:00 PM
Rich B ayon kay ...: I'm not finished. Oh, yes you are!; 10/9/12, 8:03 PM
ricpic ayon kay ...: Famous last words:

hatboy: Buncha bigots!

rh: It's all a soap opera.

Althouse: You're not listening!

Meade: Mulch. Just mulch.

tradguy: There's none of them can hold a candle to the Scotch-Irish!

edutcher:...the Blonde...the Blonde...

Palladian: That bum deKooning caught a break, why couldn't I catch a break?!

Crack: Mormons!

Peter: Don't shave that bush!

Pogo: Commies versus My Sense of Humor? No contest.

Chip Ahoy: Get ready heaven for the greatest casserole evah!

Garage: heh heh heh

Trey: I tried but they're all nuts.

Titus: Tits. Hog. No, tits. No, ho...oh hell, Loaf!

Okay, your turn to add to the list.; 10/9/12, 8:06 PM
Bryan C ayon kay ...: "Computer! End program!"

I figure it's worth a shot.; 10/9/12, 8:06 PM
Hindi-nagpakilala ayon kay ...: Naalis ng may-ari ang komentong ito.; 10/9/12, 8:13 PM
Hindi-nagpakilala ayon kay ...: Baron Zemo: My Dear Madame!

Edutcher: Red Leather, whips!; 10/9/12, 8:14 PM
Guildofcannonballs ayon kay ...: Ann Althouse has a theory about names, I forget it, but there must be something more to it that I had thought.

How else could Stacy Dash be important?

And how sad is it us, (supposedly by me prior) smarter than my dog, act less intelligent than him many times?

He knows tone and character are more important than just mere names, arbitrary to some extent amongst other kerfuffle-creators.; 10/9/12, 8:36 PM
KCFleming ayon kay ...: "Release the Kraken!"; 10/9/12, 8:38 PM
KCFleming ayon kay ...: "I did not have sex with that woman!"; 10/9/12, 8:39 PM
KCFleming ayon kay ...: "Sure, the sweat lodge is completely safe. Come on in!"; 10/9/12, 8:39 PM
KCFleming ayon kay ...: "Okay, campers, rise and shine, and don't forget your booties 'cause it's cold out there today.
It's cold out there every day."; 10/9/12, 8:45 PM
KCFleming ayon kay ...: "Did I turn off the oven when we left?"; 10/9/12, 8:46 PM
Tim ayon kay ...: #41: The S.F. Giants live to see another day. 2-1, 10th inning. Hooray.; 10/9/12, 8:46 PM
KCFleming ayon kay ...: "Yes. Those jeans do make you look fat."; 10/9/12, 8:47 PM
KCFleming ayon kay ...: "I can whip any of you pussies in this bar."; 10/9/12, 8:48 PM
KCFleming ayon kay ...: "Say, what does this switch do?"; 10/9/12, 8:51 PM
ricpic ayon kay ...: Alex: LeftRight. RightLeft. LeftRi....

Penny: Non-sequitur non-sequitur non-sequitur.

Paul Zrimsek: With the great lines still in me I'm too clever to die!

Pogo: Mayo blockheads never knew. They NEVER KNEW!; 10/9/12, 9:00 PM
Wince ayon kay ...: "Jesus Titty-Fucking Christ."; 10/9/12, 9:05 PM
Meade ayon kay ...: Leave the leaves.; 10/9/12, 9:08 PM
ricpic ayon kay ...: Jay: HA HA HA HA HA HA HA; 10/9/12, 9:16 PM
KCFleming ayon kay ...: Maitre D: And finally, monsieur, a wafer-thin mint.
No.
Maitre D: Oh sir! It's only a tiny little thin one.
No. Fuck off - I'm full...
Maitre D: Oh sir... it's only wafer thin.
Look - I couldn't eat another thing. I'm absolutely stuffed. Bugger off.
Maitre D: Oh sir, just... just one...
Oh all right. Just one."; 10/9/12, 9:25 PM
KCFleming ayon kay ...: Et tu, Brute?; 10/9/12, 9:27 PM
Bob Boyd ayon kay ...: "Look, if he was dying he wouldn't have bothered to carve "aahhggg"
-King Arthur, Monty Python and the Holy Grail.; 10/9/12, 9:28 PM
KCFleming ayon kay ...: "Well, here goes nothin'."; 10/9/12, 9:32 PM
KCFleming ayon kay ...: "I'm sure it's nothing."; 10/9/12, 9:33 PM
Bob Boyd ayon kay ...: Hold my beer and watch this...; 10/9/12, 9:38 PM
Chip Ahoy ayon kay ...: Here's one thing to say and do before you die. Quit spreading shit out over five pages that can fit on one page. Realize it drives off readers because the first fifth isn't good enough. Do you need a diagram? Okay, goes like this. Draw a circle and label it dumbasses who spread shit out over five pages and another circle labeled nice people who don't do that. The two circles do not touch.; 10/9/12, 9:39 PM
KCFleming ayon kay ...: ""Stay on the bomb run, boys! I'm gonna get them doors open if it harelips ever'body on Bear Creek!...

YEEEE-HAAAW! YEEEEEE-HAAAAWWW!"; 10/9/12, 9:41 PM
Bob Boyd ayon kay ...: Your sister and I are in love; 10/9/12, 9:44 PM
KCFleming ayon kay ...: My sister and I are in love.; 10/9/12, 9:46 PM
KCFleming ayon kay ...: "Hey Shaq; nice air ball, asshole."; 10/9/12, 9:47 PM
KCFleming ayon kay ...: "I rewired the whole house by myself. Saved 3000 bucks."; 10/9/12, 9:49 PM
Bob Boyd ayon kay ...: I done this before...lots a times; 10/9/12, 9:50 PM
KCFleming ayon kay ...: BTW, awesome Chip comment.

I stopped on the first page for exactly that reason!; 10/9/12, 9:51 PM
Bob Boyd ayon kay ...: We need to increase security in Benghazi; 10/9/12, 10:04 PM
MadisonMan ayon kay ...: Thanks for the warning, Chip, that's it's one of those annoying multi-click pages. Hate 'em.

Is one of the phrase I think I can merge just before this truck?; 10/9/12, 10:07 PM
KCFleming ayon kay ...: "Hey, everyone! I'm the new drummer for Spinal Tap!"; 10/9/12, 10:08 PM
KCFleming ayon kay ...: "Lemme get this straight. To get into the frat, I gotta do an alcohol enema? OK, sure."; 10/9/12, 10:10 PM
KCFleming ayon kay ...: "I am here to announce my plans to skydive from just outside the atmosphere."; 10/9/12, 10:11 PM
wyo sis ayon kay ...: Things to say in your life would be more to the point.
Pogo's are more like things you say right before you die and they're much funnier.; 10/9/12, 10:14 PM
MadisonMan ayon kay ...: I don't need a life preserver.; 10/9/12, 10:17 PM
KCFleming ayon kay ...: I know, wyo sis, but it's just too hard not to skewer.; 10/9/12, 10:18 PM
MadisonMan ayon kay ...: Honey do we have any matches? I can't see if the pilot light is out!; 10/9/12, 10:18 PM
KCFleming ayon kay ...: "I want to be one with the tigers."; 10/9/12, 10:19 PM
edutcher ayon kay ...: "They'd never attack now".

"Let's take it and bring it inside the city".

"Sir, you know all those men the enemy doesn't have? Well, they're right outside".

"You really expect me to prep for this?".; 10/9/12, 10:20 PM
wyo sis ayon kay ...: Freeman Hunt: "But, I still have things I want to read."; 10/9/12, 10:21 PM
McTriumph ayon kay ...: The President and Anne Romney sure looked good at Ryan's inauguration.; 10/9/12, 10:22 PM
KCFleming ayon kay ...: "Behind me is Ed and Rowdy, members of an up-and-coming sub-adult gang. They're challenging everything, including me. Goes with the territory. If I show weakness, if I retreat, I may be hurt, I may be killed. I must hold my own if I'm gonna stay within this land. For once there is weakness they will exploit it, they will take me out, they will decapitate me, they will chop me into bits and pieces. I'm dead. But so far, I persevere. Persevere."; 10/9/12, 10:23 PM
KCFleming ayon kay ...: "We've traced the calls... They're coming from inside the house."; 10/9/12, 10:24 PM
KCFleming ayon kay ...: "Look! It's moving. It's alive. It's alive... It's alive, IT'S ALIVE!"; 10/9/12, 10:26 PM
David ayon kay ...: "Of course I'll respect you."; 10/9/12, 10:27 PM
KCFleming ayon kay ...: "So what happens if I take both these pills together?"; 10/9/12, 10:27 PM
Carnifex ayon kay ...: Pogo on his manic cycle tonight.

"Are we there yet?"

And #2 should be #1 on the list. You can't fully experience the last, without experiencing all the others, first. (#2 was "I love you.")

Was the bombrun quote from Dr. Strangelove? I haven't seen it in 40+ years.

Some other great sayings--

"I'm shocked. Shocked I tell you"

"One giant leap for mankind"

I'm NOT touching you!

Where's the beef?

So help me God, if I have to pull this car over!

You'll need glasses

You'll go blind.

You get hair on your palms.

Jesus cries when you do that.

(okay. Maybe not that one...in your house); 10/9/12, 10:27 PM
KCFleming ayon kay ...: Somebody's gotta be Lem, if Lem ain't being Lem.; 10/9/12, 10:29 PM
Hindi-nagpakilala ayon kay ...: "So what happens if I take both these pills together?"

10/9/12 10:27 PM

Haha great one Pogo!; 10/9/12, 10:30 PM
Carnifex ayon kay ...: I promise not to come.(take that scatelogically or not)

My eye's are up here.(for de womins)

Where's a cop when you need one?; 10/9/12, 10:32 PM
Guildofcannonballs ayon kay ...: Conflagration.; 10/9/12, 10:33 PM
chickelit ayon kay ...: The sky did not fall.; 10/9/12, 10:34 PM
chickelit ayon kay ...: "Safety belts? Too confining.
Besides, they wrinkle my dress."; 10/9/12, 10:36 PM
Carnifex ayon kay ...: Hold my purse.(another for the ladies)

Were you just looking at her?

Men.(seems to be the all purpose one in my experience); 10/9/12, 10:36 PM
Guildofcannonballs ayon kay ...: "As winds shifted, they forced the massive High Park fire to blow back on itself in at least some areas."

She said.; 10/9/12, 10:37 PM
Lem Vibe Bandit ayon kay ...: Somebody's gotta be Lem, if Lem ain't being Lem.

Wow..; 10/9/12, 10:45 PM
MadisonMan ayon kay ...: I don't want to run back to the clubhouse in the rain. I'll just wait under this tree.; 10/9/12, 10:45 PM
MadisonMan ayon kay ...: How hard can this double black diamond be?; 10/9/12, 10:46 PM
David ayon kay ...: "I give up, Michelle. We're going to Hawaii to live."; 10/9/12, 10:47 PM
MadisonMan ayon kay ...: That car will stop for me. I'm a pedestrian. It's the law.; 10/9/12, 10:47 PM
wyo sis ayon kay ...: Notquiteun

best quote---"If I choose to go up there, that's my choice as a life form on this planet,"; 10/9/12, 10:50 PM
reformed trucker ayon kay ...: I can't believe I wasted my time reading all 5 pages. The only meaningful ones were 1 & 2, and she had them in the wrong order.

If it was silly last words, I'd go with "Hold my beer, I'm gonna try sumptin'...".

And it's obvious that ricpic spends WAY too much time here, because he NAILED Ann's cast of characters. Well done.; 10/9/12, 10:50 PM
KCFleming ayon kay ...: I was referring to your late night rhapsodic soliloquies, Lem.

Ain't seen one for a long while, though. Six months, maybe more.; 10/9/12, 10:57 PM
KCFleming ayon kay ...: Offense unintended, my good man; so my apologies if I gave any in my haste.; 10/9/12, 11:02 PM
Lem Vibe Bandit ayon kay ...: Chip is right. I didnt make it past the first page.. there is something about dying thats a turn off.. but now that Pogo has mentioned me (the honor is mine)..

Lets see.. one for Obama.

"I should have tried the 47%."; 10/9/12, 11:02 PM
edutcher ayon kay ...: "Well, actually, dear, it makes your ass look like 2 Virginia hams shrink-wrapped in shocking pink latex".

"THOSE are REAL?"

"Honey, look over there. Isn't she the most beautiful woman you've ever seen?"

"She'll never find out".; 10/9/12, 11:08 PM
Chip Ahoy ayon kay ...: Do you get any hummingbirds at your place up there?; 10/9/12, 11:08 PM
reformed trucker ayon kay ...: "I should have tried the 47%."

He did; they just started running that ad here in Wisconsin... multiple times tonight within a few hours.; 10/9/12, 11:08 PM
Lem Vibe Bandit ayon kay ...: I was referring to your late night rhapsodic soliloquies, Lem.

Oh.. I was goign to say I was waiting for inspiration but.. avoiding the drink might also have something to do with it.

But sure.. as long as there are cafes..

btw.. I bought another Ipod through the Althouse Amazon Port last week.. dont know if it did what it was supposed to.. knowwhatimean... saynomore.; 10/9/12, 11:10 PM
Lem Vibe Bandit ayon kay ...: Offense unintended, my good man; so my apologies if I gave any in my haste.

I dont get offended that easily..

Unless you are Althouse and you go to some feverish website accusing Rush..

Oh.. never mind.. is just too painfull ;); 10/9/12, 11:13 PM
edutcher ayon kay ...: "Ann, no way are we sitting through another night of "My Dinner With Andre".

"Laurence, you can't have your picture taken wearing those. If someone sees you in them, I'll be a laughingstock from one end of this country to the other".; 10/9/12, 11:14 PM
Lem Vibe Bandit ayon kay ...: Do you get any hummingbirds at your place up there?

If thats for me.. I cant say as I have.

Although if you are selling them Iwould be happy to consider getting one.; 10/9/12, 11:20 PM
ricpic ayon kay ...: reformed trucker - thanx for the compliment and you're right, I do spend WAY too much time here. It's called not having a life.; 10/9/12, 11:23 PM
Guildofcannonballs ayon kay ...: He is the best little Rascal that ever Rascalled: He's most Rascialists of Rascallers ever.

Barnett.; 10/10/12, 12:58 AM
The Crack Emcee ayon kay ...: I got turned off before finishing the first page, but maybe one of you can tell me:

Is "Fuck All Y'all!" in there anywhere?

Go ahead and say it before you die, I guarantee you'll feel better,...; 10/10/12, 4:26 AM
Michael Haz ayon kay ...: It's okay, I set the power level to "stun".; 10/10/12, 6:41 AM
KCFleming ayon kay ...: "Look, hon. With the long extension cord, now I can watch TV in the bathtub!"; 10/10/12, 6:56 AM
KCFleming ayon kay ...: Nice doggie....; 10/10/12, 7:09 AM
Meade ayon kay ...: I don't know - maybe palling around with Bill Ayers wasn't such a good idea after all.; 10/10/12, 7:38 AM
Rusty ayon kay ...: What monkeys?; 10/10/12, 7:40 AM
Curious George ayon kay ...: After reading Pogo's contribution I am hesitant to add, but here it goees:

"You can't add too much water to a nuclear reactor"; 10/10/12, 7:56 AM
sakredkow ayon kay ...: Naalis ng may-ari ang komentong ito.; 10/10/12, 8:28 AM
KCFleming ayon kay ...: "I can flyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!!!!.........."; 10/10/12, 8:37 AM
KCFleming ayon kay ...: "Rosebud."; 10/10/12, 8:38 AM
KCFleming ayon kay ...: "Cool! There's bear in my backyard!"; 10/10/12, 8:40 AM
Lem Vibe Bandit ayon kay ...: Along the lines of rh.. and from the NYC subways 'If you see something say something' campaign...

"Should there be wires hanging underneath your seat?"; 10/10/12, 8:44 AM
Tank ayon kay ...: Pretty disappointed that ricpic did not flag me saying either:

Con man gonna con.

or

DEAD COUNTRY WALKING.

Damn.

I'm so alone.; 10/10/12, 8:45 AM
Tim ayon kay ...: "I'm so alone."

Forget it, Tank. It's Althouse.; 10/10/12, 8:50 AM
Lem Vibe Bandit ayon kay ...: "Rosebud."

"I like to see that one more time" ;); 10/10/12, 8:50 AM
MadisonMan ayon kay ...: I'll just cut the red wire.; 10/10/12, 8:50 AM
Tank ayon kay ...: MM made me actually LOL.; 10/10/12, 8:51 AM
sakredkow ayon kay ...: "I accept the full responsibility for my life and my death."; 10/10/12, 8:58 AM
Bob Ellison ayon kay ...: A fellow cross-country teammate in high school had his own catch phrase: "This sucks."; 10/10/12, 9:00 AM
traditionalguy ayon kay ...: Help me get from here to there . Pilgrims are always going home.; 10/10/12, 9:20 AM
Penny ayon kay ...: "What a long, strange trip it's been!"; 10/10/12, 9:26 AM
Rusty ayon kay ...: Here. Hold this.; 10/10/12, 10:24 AM
Rusty ayon kay ...: Nahh! They don't bite.; 10/10/12, 10:25 AM
The Crack Emcee ayon kay ...: phx,

"I accept the full responsibility for my life and my death."

Spoken like someone who's never been divorced, or married, or born.

Or did you have something to do with that last one?

This is a world of tools,...; 10/10/12, 12:33 PM
sakredkow ayon kay ...: It's my philosophy Crack. I also hold no one else reponsible or accountable to me.

From my point of view, it's my responsibility to live up to, not yours.; 10/10/12, 12:42 PM
The Crack Emcee ayon kay ...: phx,

It's my philosophy Crack.

Change it - it's not always true. Life throws us curves, and sometimes, how we recover isn't even exclusively in our hands - if we can at all.

It's cruel bordering on evil, if someone's in that situation, to insist it's not so. That they can do the impossible. You - man without legs - you can walk, damn it, you just have to believe my philosophy. And, if you can't, you didn't believe enough.

It's "The Secret" on steroids,...; 10/10/12, 1:25 PM
sakredkow ayon kay ...: Rest assured, I'm not insisting on you or anyone else accepting the full responsibility for your life -I insist on it only for myself.

Accepting responsibility for myself is hardly cruel or evil to you.; 10/10/12, 1:36 PM
sakredkow ayon kay ...: To insist you live by my philosophy would be accepting the responsibility for you, which I'm surely not going to do.; 10/10/12, 1:40 PM
The Crack Emcee ayon kay ...: phx,

To insist you live by my philosophy would be accepting the responsibility for you, which I'm surely not going to do.

Oh, believe me, I know - I've known it since I first discovered the cult problem and learned nobody was going to do anything about it, no matter who they kill, or whatever else they do. It's a total lack of societal responsibility. Nobody's going to snatch a kid by the collar and say you shouldn't beat up old people - not their responsibility. Nobody's going to do shit.

Meanwhile, my stupid ass was out there spending my life saving lives and defending the weak like an idiot, right?

Man, it must be fun to position yourself as noble while destroying everything,...; 10/10/12, 1:49 PM
sakredkow ayon kay ...: Yeah, I don't believe in so-called "societal responsibilty" - I have a responsibility for myself. That doesn't mean I don't help or care about others or I don't recognize injustice, or I won't intervene if some old lady is getting mugged. It doesn't mean I flaunt the law.

One thing it does mean though is that I never blame anyone for shit that happens in my life. It's my responsibilty to see to that shit, however bad it is, and you never hear me whining about it or saying "it's THEIR fault". Never.

What you do with your stupid ass is entirely up to you and of no concern to me. But go ahead and cry and fret til your poor heart breaks because I'm not fixing your shit for you or anyone else you think I should fix shit for and you have to do it aww by your widdle sewf!; 10/10/12, 2:07 PM
Kevin Walsh ayon kay ...: Nothing beats "Good-bye boys -- I die a true American."; 10/10/12, 11:37 PM

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