And by the way, if you're planning your transgressive day in the park, read this first.
You also can't be beaming ear to ear like John Edwards, looking like a total prick for making light of a grave situation. You certainly can't have some gonzo grin like you're still high... No, you need something in between. You need the smirk. Look at Samantha Ronson, Nicole Richie, or David Bowie. They say, "Yeah, I know I'm in the clink, but I'm still awesome and I'm going to get out of this, and I did, in fact, shoot the sheriff." That's what you want: bemused badassery, a photo that says you know you're going to get off because you're famous, pretty, and, perhaps, innocent.
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As I was quickly reading the article I misread lascivious as ridiculous.
Lewd and ridiculous behavior really sounds more accurate.
Is that the Freshly Fucked Look?
The forgot the rule about doing something with their hair.
Speaking of hair, I wonder if the woman ... oh, never mind.
Ew. What a visual.
W/V- humbillie. Hehe.
Make no assumptions . . . it's a brave new and freaky world . . .
It might just be a case of writer's block, and not lewd and lascivious behavior at all.
Oh, God. You had to link to that?! My day is ruined. Some guys have bad taste, or really like things that taste bad. BARF!!
His beard looks glazed and she looks dazed.
Come on do it--have a second look.
These days, with all the cross-gender hormonal practices, you really do need a scorecard.
WV "dbadmen" Who de good guys shoot it out with.
Perhaps neither got to the point of "satisfaction" which clearly could explain the looks. Maybe they were inspired by Meryl Streep and Clint Eastwood.
Hey, ages 76 and 64. Hope springs eternal.
Yep. Three bottles is about right.
wv vigenel Well. For his sake I hope she used something.
What Deborah said!--140 years of total experience laced with three bottles of vodka: let the good times roll. I think they should get a certificate of appreciation from the AARP for best performance in a carnal act.
Bill Ayers: "Guity as sin, free as a bird." LMFAO
Guilty
He may be too old to cut the mustard, but he can still lick the jar.
Oh yeah. I went there.
Too bad it wasn't two dudes in the park. Any arrest would have the usual suspects protesting "homophobic harassment."
No one is arrested for public sex at Folsom Street Fair in San Francisco.
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