Althouse: Apparently, you can cure gayness...

१३ डिसेंबर, २०११

Apparently, you can cure gayness...

... in penguins.

४७ टिप्पण्या:

Bob_R म्हणाले...: You've ruined a great episode of Parks and Rec - or perhaps created another one.; १३/१२/११, ८:५४ AM
purplepenquin म्हणाले...: I was just saying the other day that Althouse needs more posts about flightless birds.; १३/१२/११, ८:५६ AM
Shanna म्हणाले...: You've ruined a great episode of Parks and Rec - or perhaps created another one.

I vote for option 2! Gay penguin divorce!; १३/१२/११, ९:०२ AM
Scott M म्हणाले...: Opus was unavailable for comment.; १३/१२/११, ९:०३ AM
Andy म्हणाले...: "Apparently, you can cure gayness..."

Only if you think gayness is purely about who you have sex with.

Or, maybe the dude was bi with a slight preference for other dudes.; १३/१२/११, ९:०५ AM
Conserve Liberty म्हणाले...: Oh for Pete's sake!; १३/१२/११, ९:०५ AM
Christopher म्हणाले...: And this is why you do not base arguments about morality on the actions of animals.; १३/१२/११, ९:१० AM
Wince म्हणाले...: Hope rises in convents around the world.; १३/१२/११, ९:११ AM
Original Mike म्हणाले...: There's something wrong with that.; १३/१२/११, ९:११ AM
madAsHell म्हणाले...: When did penguins become endangered??

...or is this more ManBearPig hyperbole?; १३/१२/११, ९:१२ AM
Fernandinande म्हणाले...: Curator Tom Mason describes their bond as social - not sexual

Actual homosexuality is restricted to humans and one form of domestic sheep.; १३/१२/११, ९:१२ AM
Joe Schmoe म्हणाले...: 'Brokeback Iceberg' is good for a chuckle. (Although it sounds like they never had sexual relations; they just liked hanging out.); १३/१२/११, ९:१३ AM
John henry म्हणाले...: You can "cure" it in human too.

At least sometimes.(Perhaps, apparently, add other caveats of your own choosing)

Should a gay person try to be cured?

Seems to me that it is a matter of personal choice.

But to so many people "choice" is only desirable when it comes to abortion.

John Henry; १३/१२/११, ९:१८ AM
m stone म्हणाले...: Actual homosexuality is restricted to humans and one form of domestic sheep.

I don't know what to make of that.; १३/१२/११, ९:१९ AM
cubanbob म्हणाले...: I have heard of political conversions, someone going to bed stupid and waking up the next day as a conservative but honestly has anyone ever woke one fine morning and just to be different decided to become gay?

These so-called cures must be of bi-sexual people who happen to find someone of the opposite sex they are attracted to and fall in love with. If going from gay-to-straight defines a 'cure' what does going from married with children to out of the closet and into a same sex relationship mean? Contracting an illness?; १३/१२/११, ९:३८ AM
Bob_R म्हणाले...: We raise sheep when I was growing up, and we once purchased a stud ram who had missed the "stud" part of the job description. He wasn't sterile; just wasn't interested. Not to be judgmental, but when you expect a lot of Easter lambs there definitely IS something wrong with that. The alternative to "stud" is "ground mutton."; १३/१२/११, १०:०२ AM
edutcher म्हणाले...: Somewhere Dr Freud is saying, "Told you so", although the idea that homosexuality is inborn is more wishful thinking than anything else.

Andy R. said...

"Apparently, you can cure gayness..."

Only if you think gayness is purely about who you have sex with.

Yes, because being sexually attracted to the same sex has nothing to do with sex.; १३/१२/११, १०:०३ AM
ndspinelli म्हणाले...: I thought you could only "cure" gayness by "praying out the gay."

But obviously, we should defer to the purplepenquin on this topic.; १३/१२/११, १०:०७ AM
Levi Starks म्हणाले...: But if we cured them all, imagine the potential for fashion disaster when the penguins introduce their spring fashion line.; १३/१२/११, १०:१५ AM
Jason म्हणाले...: If gayness can't be cured, then you can probably selectively abort it.

NTTATWWT.; १३/१२/११, १०:१६ AM
T J Sawyer म्हणाले...: Pre-natal testing for the "gay gene."

I can't wait for the debate on that one!; १३/१२/११, १०:३१ AM
Pastafarian म्हणाले...: I've heard of parakeets exhibiting homosexual behavior, but I thought that this was some sort of adaptation with advantages for the group (if not the individual) in times of overpopulation.

I'm not sure how you explain gay endangered penguins. Of course, I never fully understood the gay budgies either -- sure, it might be beneficial for the group, but never for the individual carrying the actual gay gene or set of genes (if it exists); or more correctly, this behavior would never benefit the selfish gene itself.

Maybe Buddy and Pedro just don't know ass from quim.; १३/१२/११, १०:३२ AM
Pastafarian म्हणाले...: Fernandinande: "Actual homosexuality is restricted to humans and one form of domestic sheep."

Ferny, trust me on this one. No matter what gender your sheep are, if you're romantically involved with one, that doesn't make you gay, or your sheep gay. They have other words for that.; १३/१२/११, १०:३६ AM
Scott M म्हणाले...: Ferny, trust me on this one. No matter what gender your sheep are, if you're romantically involved with one, that doesn't make you gay, or your sheep gay.

Especially if you play Slayer death metal in the background while "doing it". Nothing is gay if Slayer is playing.; १३/१२/११, १०:४० AM
Pastafarian म्हणाले...: Precisely, ScottM. Can I use you as a character witness at my next deposition?; १३/१२/११, १०:४६ AM
ndspinelli म्हणाले...: Pasta, I'm guessing the movie, "Silence of the Lambs" has a special significance to you. Lambs don't talk and they can't ID you in a lineup. But, always remember the DNA!!; १३/१२/११, ११:०७ AM
Pastafarian म्हणाले...: Lambs? They're just babies, spinelli.

We're talking about full-grown sheep here. What sort of sick son-of-a-bitch do you think I am?; १३/१२/११, ११:१८ AM
John henry म्हणाले...: But TJ, why would it be wrong to abort a baby just because they had the gay gene?

It is only a lump of tissue, right?

A woman has an absolute right to do with that lump as they wish, right?

Nobody has the right to judege the "choice" she makes, do they?

If enough women aborted enough gay babies, the whole issue of homosexuality would be solved, no?

At least for those who think homosexuality is innate rather than a choice itself. (I am unconvinced it it innate)

I also think that the woman is aborting a baby, not a lump of tissue and that baby has the right not to be killed.

But for the people who believe that abortion is a choice and a right and so on, why would the question of aborting a baby suspected of being gay even be an issue?

John Henry; १३/१२/११, ११:३५ AM
Chuck66 म्हणाले...: Just take away their show tunes CDs and you're half way there.; १३/१२/११, ११:४३ AM
ndspinelli म्हणाले...: Pasta, I apologize. You have proven over time you are an honorable pervert.

We had better end it here however, we are under surveillance and on double secret probation!; १३/१२/११, ११:४६ AM
Meade म्हणाले...: Pasta is not under surveillance.; १३/१२/११, ११:५२ AM
Scott M म्हणाले...: Pasta is not under surveillance.

That's not creepy in the least.; १३/१२/११, ११:५६ AM
DADvocate म्हणाले...: has anyone ever woke one fine morning and just to be different decided to become gay?

Could be. I just found out yesterday that one of my ex-wife's sisters recently decided she was gay, divorced her husband of 30 years and set up shop with another woman. Lucky guy, her ex-husband. The woman has always been a flake, probably schizotypal.; १३/१२/११, १२:०९ PM
Freeman Hunt म्हणाले...: Only if you think gayness is purely about who you have sex with.

That's what straightness is about.; १३/१२/११, १२:५० PM
Andy म्हणाले...: That's what straightness is about.

So you can't be a straight virgin?; १३/१२/११, १२:५८ PM
Freeman Hunt म्हणाले...: So you can't be a straight virgin?

You can if you are sexually attracted to the opposite sex. The sexual attraction is the thing.; १३/१२/११, १:०० PM
Andy म्हणाले...: You can if you are sexually attracted to the opposite sex. The sexual attraction is the thing.

That was the point I was making about the penguin. A gay male penguin having sex with a female doesn't necessarily make him any less gay.; १३/१२/११, १:०३ PM
Freeman Hunt म्हणाले...: According to the article, the penguins are expected to stay with their opposite sex mates even when mixed back together.

One had had an opposite sex mate prior to his same sex mate. Are you saying that having the same sex mate didn't make him any less straight?; १३/१२/११, १:०६ PM
Andy म्हणाले...: One had had an opposite sex mate prior to his same sex mate.

He could have been in the closet then.; १३/१२/११, १:१४ PM
Meade म्हणाले...: "That's what straightness is about."

Not when I was a Boy Scout. Back then, by straight, we meant:

"To keep myself physically strong, mentally awake and morally straight."; १३/१२/११, १:१९ PM
Christopher म्हणाले...: "A gay male penguin having sex with a female doesn't necessarily make him any less gay."

Yes, actually it does.

Unless you are arguing that somehow penguins would be ashamed of being gay.

Really this article is just about the idiotic habit people have of projecting their feelings onto animals.; १३/१२/११, १:४६ PM
Methadras म्हणाले...: Penguin bisexuality on display or the fact that homosexuality in the animal kingdom is a farce that is usually confused with either dominance/submission or actual gender confusion in that one or both males thinks the other is female.; १३/१२/११, २:२८ PM
Methadras म्हणाले...: Andy R. said...

Only if you think gayness is purely about who you have sex with.

Or, maybe the dude was bi with a slight preference for other dudes.

Then why be gay, you rancid douche? First of all, these aren't dudes. They are penguins, you stupid fuck. Second of all, they don't have the capacity, as far as we can tell, that they are aware of their own sexuality. Clearly, you being one of the more retarded queers out there, doesn't help you advance the notion that you are remotely intelligent. You barely have enough neurons left as it is.; १३/१२/११, २:३१ PM
Methadras म्हणाले...: Andy R. said...

That was the point I was making about the penguin. A gay male penguin having sex with a female doesn't necessarily make him any less gay.

And yet in this very thread you claim "Only if you think gayness is purely about who you have sex with." and then go on proclaim that a gay male penguin having sex with a female penguin doesn't make him any less gay? You are an idiot wrapped in a sexual dilemma surrounded by a cocoon of the nauseating hypocritical LGBT dogma.; १३/१२/११, २:३६ PM
DADvocate म्हणाले...: Talking sexuality at this level in animals is ludicrous. What is it when a Lhasa Apso starts humping your leg?

Is the dog into beastiality? If a male dog is humping a man's leg, is the dog gay? It's so confusing.; १३/१२/११, ३:४८ PM
Jason म्हणाले...: DADvocate...

Don't get your hopes up.

WV: "outesse."; १३/१२/११, ९:१९ PM
Alan Adamson म्हणाले...: Maybe only in Canada. Pity.; १४/१२/११, ६:४७ AM