Nobyembre 16, 2011

Put Mitt In Our Mitts... Put Mitt In Our Midst...

I'm working on a slogan for Mitt Romney.

101 komento:

Mike ayon kay ...

How about "Get the Mitt Outahere" for those of us who are not impressed with Mr. Romney

Steve Burri ayon kay ...

Uhhhh... keep workin'! I don't think you're quite there yet.

Leeatmg ayon kay ...

"Ya can't live Mitt out him..."

raf ayon kay ...

Mitt in our midst

So, interMittent?

Irene ayon kay ...

"Don't have kittens; vote for MITTens."

Shouting Thomas ayon kay ...

I Don't Give A Shit About Mitt!

How's that?

The presidential election is a farce. The OWS people are right about the electoral process.

It's all bullshit.

Meade ayon kay ...

Hum it in here, babe... right down the mittlle.

Michael in ArchDen ayon kay ...

"He's not Obama"

All the reason most will need...

J Allen ayon kay ...

Can't pick a side? Vote the middle. Pick Mitt RINOey!

Paddy O ayon kay ...

Catch something with Mitt!

bagoh20 ayon kay ...

"Lay some Romney on me."

Curious George ayon kay ...

How about:

Mitt RINO* 2012

* Romney Is Not Obama

Piercello ayon kay ...

MITTernity (leave)?

Christopher in MA ayon kay ...

Mitt: He's Everywhere You Want Him To Be!

Cedarford ayon kay ...

Mainstream Mitt.

(A smarter HW Bush)

Tim ayon kay ...

Trade a pony for Romney.

Shouting Thomas ayon kay ...

Another variation.

Don't give a shit?
Vote for Mitt!

Christopher in MA ayon kay ...

Mitt: Not As Lazy As You Are.

Ron ayon kay ...

"Smitten"

Tim ayon kay ...

Leave the pit - vote for Mitt.

traditionalguy ayon kay ...

A Resister to the Mittster will get hit in the kisser because the fixter is in.

Since June the most dangerous place in America for a political reputation has been running even with Mitt in polls and refusing to quit...it is not nice to fool with Mother Media who picks the GOP candidate.

Tim ayon kay ...

Flush the sh!t - vote for Mitt.

Patrick ayon kay ...

I think this post needs a baseball tag.

madAsHell ayon kay ...

you can't live mitt him,
you can't live mitt-out him.

Hindi-nagpakilala ayon kay ...

"In a battle between your basic Turd A lefty wrapped in phony centrist veneer and your basic Turd B lefty wrapped in phony centrist veneer, always choose Turd B!"

madAsHell ayon kay ...

you can't live mitt him
you can't live mitt-out him

madAsHell ayon kay ...

Sorry....for the double post. I was bloggered.

Hey, What happened to the althou.se migration??

Tyrone Slothrop ayon kay ...

Gott Mitt Uns.

traditionalguy ayon kay ...

The underwhelmingness of Mitt Romney is a wonder to behold.

He is like a lifetime best supporting actor who will never get the leading man's role.

Just because the media circus has written off the rest of the candidates as flawed does not change a thing. Mitt still cannot carry a movie or a campaign against the dashing Obama.

Cain remains the only viable conservative in the race.

AllenS ayon kay ...

I thought, what kind of a name is Mitt? Is it short for something? But what? So, I did a wiki thing and found out that his full name is Willard Mitt Romney.

Here's my slogan:

Mitt, sounds better than Willard!

Christopher in MA ayon kay ...

"Gott Mitt Uns."

Tyrone, if I had a hat, I'd take it off to you.

Top drawer, old man. Top. Drawer.

AllenS ayon kay ...

Don't be a nit-wit, vote Mitt!

AllenS ayon kay ...

Don't be a zit, vote for Mitt!

AllenS ayon kay ...

Knit a mitt for Mitt!

Bob_R ayon kay ...

Mitt Romney - not quite as bad as Obama.

Known Unknown ayon kay ...

WIth apologies to Coke:


MITT IS ITT!

Dante ayon kay ...

O'Romney Care
We don't dare

exhelodrvr1 ayon kay ...

For-mitt-able

A vote for Obama is a vote to submitt

Hindi-nagpakilala ayon kay ...

Pivot on the head of a pin with Mitt!

Change your mind with Mitt-2012

What does Mitt think today?-2012

Don't get sick with Mitt-2012

exhelodrvr1 ayon kay ...

And in 2016

ReMitt

Dante ayon kay ...

Perry's scary
Cain got hit
Newts not electable
vote for Mitt

cassandra lite ayon kay ...

"Mitt: He comes already broken in."

Darrell ayon kay ...

Down the drain
just like McCain.

Vote Mitt "I can work with them!!!!" Romney!

Dante ayon kay ...

He's in the Mittle, two parties in one!

Humperdink ayon kay ...

Four kinds of wits around here.... dim, half, nit and Mitt.

exhelodrvr1 ayon kay ...

AddMitt ROmney, don't subMitt Obama

Dante ayon kay ...

Mitt: Changes you can count on

Wince ayon kay ...

"Mitt-i-gate the damage in Washington DC."

Easily converted to fit as the name of a scandal, once elected.

Dante ayon kay ...

Admitt, the only one left is Mitt.

BarryD ayon kay ...

Vote for the Mormon, or vote for a moron. The choice is yours.

Dante ayon kay ...
Naalis ng may-ari ang komentong ito.
Darrell ayon kay ...

The Mayans said it's all gonna end.
Vote for Mitt 'cause he's your friend!

Who wants to go out with B.O.?

Romney 2012

Humperdink ayon kay ...

Mitt: "I can do a 360 faster than Mary Lou Retton."

BarryD ayon kay ...

"Come on, vote for Mitt. It's not like he wants you to be his fifth wife or anything. He just wants your vote."

Dante ayon kay ...

Submitt, the only one left is Mitt.

BarryD ayon kay ...

To music:

Vote for Mitt.
He's not Obama!
Dum, de dum dum dum!

http://www.southparkstudios.com/full-episodes/s07e12-all-about-mormons

BarryD ayon kay ...

A poster with Obama's face, looking glum, and ABO! written across it in huge block letters.

It'd be damned funny when Australians first see the poster...

Hindi-nagpakilala ayon kay ...
Naalis ng may-ari ang komentong ito.
BarryD ayon kay ...

"You've got to stand for something, or you'll fall for anything."

Of course, that "something" can change.

Vote Mitt!

Hindi-nagpakilala ayon kay ...

One little Mitt lost his wits , and he began to cry.

edutcher ayon kay ...

First, he has to be nominated.

Not a slogan, just an observation.

There's always:

Better Mitt than the Nitwit.

Dante ayon kay ...

What's good for Massachusetts is good for the country. Vote Mitt!

Dante ayon kay ...

"One little Mitt lost his wits , and he began to cry."

He sat down and looked at O'Romney care, and started to cut up the pie.

BarryD ayon kay ...

"Ladies and gentlemen of this supposed jury, I have one final thing I want you to consider. Ladies and gentlemen, this is Chewbacca. Chewbacca is a Wookiee from the planet Kashyyyk. But Chewbacca lives on the planet Endor. Now think about it; that does not make sense!

"Why would a Wookiee, an 8-foot-tall Wookiee, want to live on Endor, with a bunch of 2-foot-tall Ewoks? That does not make sense! But more important, you have to ask yourself: What does this have to do with this case? Nothing. Ladies and gentlemen, it has nothing to do with this case! It does not make sense! Look at me. I'm a lawyer defending a major record company, and I'm talkin' about Chewbacca! Does that make sense? Ladies and gentlemen, I am not making any sense! None of this makes sense! And so you have to remember, when you're in that jury room deliberatin' and conjugatin' the Emancipation Proclamation, does it make sense? No! Ladies and gentlemen of this supposed jury, it does not make sense! If Chewbacca lives on Endor, you must acquit! The defense rests.

"Here, look at the monkey! Look at the silly monkey!

"Vote for Mitt!"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l1QI4P0YqtM&feature=related

BarryD ayon kay ...

Pay Fox to use this scene from The Simpsons: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6vxQqdFOeoM

Replace "I'm so hungry I could eat at Arby's!" with "Obama sucks so bad I could vote for Romney!".

Dante ayon kay ...

Romney Care is Better than Obama Care! vote for Mitt.

Dante ayon kay ...

His 1.7% beats Obama's 10%: vote Mitt

Steven ayon kay ...

Mitt: Delivering Obamacare since 2006!

Mitt: Because the Republican Party isn't even trying.

Darrell ayon kay ...

Don't throw a fit
Vote for Mitt

[Inspired by Occupy(Your Town)]

Methadras ayon kay ...

Mighty Mitt, the Milquetoast Mormon.

Quaestor ayon kay ...

Mitt-this and Mitt-that. Hmmph... It's all Mittelschmerz.

NotWhoIUsedtoBe ayon kay ...

You Saw Me Voting for Romney.

Chip S. ayon kay ...

Since the guy has no real identity, it's best to keep things simple. Thus,

Mitt!

It translates nicely for the Latino vote:

¡Mitt!

NotWhoIUsedtoBe ayon kay ...

Mitt is Fit to be It.

NotWhoIUsedtoBe ayon kay ...

Oh, I got it.

MITT 'ER DONE!

Hindi-nagpakilala ayon kay ...

"Mitt! Because you can't play grab-ass without one!"

wv: verchie. like Veronica & Archie is to Brad & Angelina.

coketown ayon kay ...

"Mitt Romney: I guess he'll do. You know, if that's our only choice. But I would have preferred the colored fellow. What was his name? Honey? Herman Cain. Yeah, that's the one. Herman Cain."

Orion ayon kay ...

Mitt in 2012!
Obama-Lite - Less Socialism, Flakes great!

Orion

traditionalguy ayon kay ...

At least Mitt is physically fit. Unlike the cookie dough boy who spent 8 years stuffing his face with FNMA and FHLMC consulting feeds as the Real estate bubble grew large enough to burst and destroy the financial future of 70% of the American people.

Joe Schmoe ayon kay ...

Mitt: Too Legit to Quit

How else is a lily-white Mormon guy gonna get any street cred with minorities?

Bruce Hayden ayon kay ...

Looks like Ann is trying to keep this thread light - but my mind just doesn't work that way. I have never been good at slogans and the like.

Mitt, sounds better than Willard!

The Willard coming from the guy who founded the Mariott chain, and one of Mitt's father's best friends. Some indication that Mitt had a somewhat privileged upbringing.

That said, Ann Coulter was on Fox News last night plugging Romney as the only candidate who could beat Obama. One of her points was that in comparison to the candidates running in 2008, Romney is conservative.

Another of her points was that Romney is the guy who debates well, debate after debate. The rest? We have seen both Perry and Cain blow it, after they got something going. Yes, part of their problem was that the MSM went after them. But, it also shows their unreadiness to go up against the Obama campaign machine. Of course, the MSM saved their ammunition against McCain last time until he had secured the nomination.

But I do think that Coulter has a good point - that Romney has the experience now and skills to keep it together and well organized when the MSM, Dems, and Obama go into full campaign mode, where all stops have been pulled out (as well as credit card verification turned off).

ampersand ayon kay ...

Mitt happens.

When the Mitt hits the fan.

Mitt or get off the pot.

ampersand ayon kay ...

Mitt, He's always on your side.

(no?, try the other side)

Known Unknown ayon kay ...

I'd Mitt It.

Meade ayon kay ...

Here's one:

President Romney.

Sounds good.

BarryD ayon kay ...

There aren't enough homes for them all. Please spay or neuter your politicians. Start by voting for Romney!

garage mahal ayon kay ...

Show us your Mitts!

ricpic ayon kay ...

How about an anti-slogan?

In the tradition of the baseball assessment of a wholly defensive player who represents no offensive threat to the opposition:

Good Mitt, No Hit.

Joe Schmoe ayon kay ...

"Show us your Mitts!"

Garage, I usually only laugh at your unintentional comedy. This was a good one, though.

How about if he picks Tim Pawlenty as his running mate? It could be the Mitt-Paw ticket.

The replacing shit with Mitt doesn't do much for me, although it is analagous to the upcoming election.

Paddy O ayon kay ...

Mitt won't drop the ball!

traditionalguy ayon kay ...

I guess The Mormon Tabernacle Choir will do a great inaugural ball.

But my heart is set on Hot Pizza and Coca-cola, and not decaffeinated Coke either.

BarryD ayon kay ...

Let's get real, here.

To get voters excited about Romney would take one hell of a lot of caffeine and alcohol. And nobody wants to drink alone.

BarryD ayon kay ...

Hey, wait!

"MITTY!"

An amalgamation of South Park and James Thurber.

JohnJ ayon kay ...

"President Romney."
"Sounds good."

Yes it does.

…and somehow reassuring.

sorepaw ayon kay ...
Naalis ng may-ari ang komentong ito.
Ralph L ayon kay ...

Ich bin mit Mitt

National Review endorsed Romney in 2008. Now I can't remember who the other sorry choices were that year.

cassandra lite ayon kay ...

Joe Schmoe:

I think you take home the trophy:

"Replace Shit With Mitt!"

Peter Hoh ayon kay ...

Flip for Mitt!

Carol_Herman ayon kay ...

FUNNY UNDERWEAR MAN.

Put him at the top of the ticket, and he'll do worse than McCain's draw of 47%.

Better to just give up the litmus paper test ... and think that the conservatives have strong enough numbers to sway an election.

The bad stuff: "Born again. And, "pre-birth." The "pre-birth" amendment just lost in South Carolina!

What do you need to know?

Politicians aren't respected.

Mitt can't win.

The republicans are playing a stupid game.

And, a good hunk of the voters refuse to be labeled either republicans or democrats.

RE-ORGANIZE. Demand Boehner step down ... just for trading on insider information ... Taking legislation he knows is coming. And, betting on big returns.

Politics is not a religious experience.

mccullough ayon kay ...

Vote Mitt For Pete's Sake

J ayon kay ...

I'm not Barack Obama.

Whether that will be good enough for the dumb blonds like Althouse who voted for the clown last time is anyone's guess.

(Not the usual J)

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