Althouse: "[E]veryone's all riled up about these boob pillows."

August 15, 2011

"[E]veryone's all riled up about these boob pillows."

Decorating the office.

(At least it's not the vagina pillow.)

24 comments:

edutcher said...: Why stop at half-measures with pillows?

I'm hoping this creates a new climate in which naked women are the new standard of cushioning in all offices - including home offices.

IYKWIMAITYD.; 8/15/11, 9:22 PM
traditionalguy said...: The vagina pillow has a built in pocket to keep your vibrator.
Hopefully a small vibrator only.

And no corn dogs.; 8/15/11, 9:37 PM
Anonymous said...: At least it's not the vagina pillow

If I were to make those pillows you know exactly what they'd look like.

Peter; 8/15/11, 9:39 PM
Peter V. Bella said...: What if this was a male dominated office instead of a female dominated office?; 8/15/11, 9:53 PM
Carol_Herman said...: There's a nursing doll!

Too bad at Amazon it costs $118.

But the little girl slips into a top. And, when she puts the doll's mouth to either side ... the doll "nurses." Just like holding a real baby wood.

I think, too, if you just saw the pillows on the couch ... You wouldn't get the "motif" ... unless there was nothing else pink in the room.

Throw pillows need to match something else.

And, these pillows? In real life are FLAT.

All pillows are more flat than round.

And, some nipples aren't quite that large, either. What's the word? Ariolas? Comes in a variety of shades too. Not all women are the same. Goes from pink to brown. And, sometimes, maroon.; 8/15/11, 9:54 PM
Ann Althouse said...: "What if this was a male dominated office instead of a female dominated office?"

It would be a hostile environment... actionable sex discrimination. Obviously.

This is not so obvious. But good people think the rules are for other people.; 8/15/11, 9:57 PM
Chip S. said...: These should go over well in Japan.; 8/15/11, 9:59 PM
Phil 314 said...: Titus-bait.; 8/15/11, 10:22 PM
KCFleming said...: As an employed male, I am not permitted to comment.; 8/15/11, 10:24 PM
boldface said...: They need to decorate with the vagina couch, which comes complete with a clitoris pillow.; 8/15/11, 10:32 PM
Karl said...: This comment has been removed by the author.; 8/15/11, 10:43 PM
Wince said...: Riled up, even in Mayberry.; 8/15/11, 10:44 PM
Karl said...: Vagina pillow - made to order?
Who would have thought.

I was thinking that my limited public school education was incorrect in placing the vagina as an internal thing.

Thanks to Wikipedia for clearing that up.

Also - props to the poster who referenced "Guess Her Muff". What a great way to spend my extra time on Earth.; 8/15/11, 10:51 PM
george said...: If you press your ear against the vagina pillow can you hear the ocean? Wouldn't that make it awfully hard to sleep or have I missed the point somehow?

BTW, my wife is a glass artist and sells stuff on Etsy. If you didn't click through, Etsy is where the pillows came from. I would link to her site but I am not sure it is kosher here. Ann is very nice to provide this forum and lets us rant with/at her so I won't presume to take advantage of her kindness by linking but I will say Etsy is a great place to find one of a kind items... especially if you are shopping for a woman. All kinds of artists sell their wares there.; 8/15/11, 10:52 PM
Saint Croix said...: But good people think the rules are for other people.

Well, liberals think the rules are for other people.

Bill Clinton has his employee brought to him, pulls out his penis and says, "Kiss it." And the New York Times has an editorial by a famous feminist about how he's innocent of sex harassment.

In fact the whole point of keeping sex harassment laws vague ("Is it hostile?") is so people can decide after the fact who they want to punish.; 8/15/11, 10:57 PM
ignatzk said...: Once again demonstrating how difficult good taste is to penetrate.; 8/15/11, 11:20 PM
chickelit said...: How long before some enterprising male makes one of those "wussypillows" into a whoopie cushion?

Quee-fi-fo-fum!; 8/15/11, 11:23 PM
Carol_Herman said...: Gaga can buy two and put them on the front of her next gown.

Roseanne now refers to female geniuses as va-geniuses. I wonder if this will catch on?; 8/15/11, 11:30 PM
Skippy said...: Don't really care about the boob pillows, either way. They don't seem as if they'd work to support much of one's body, anyhow. I liked reading the blog entry about cleaning the house, particularly tossing stuff away. Just remodeled half the house and struggle to unload silly little things that don't need to go back in the drawers and cupboards. What to do with those six grapefruit spoons that came from Grandma's house? Decisions, decisions. Now if I could just afford one of those fancy Miele vacuums.; 8/16/11, 12:17 AM
Methadras said...: Japs did it first.; 8/16/11, 12:44 AM
chickelit said...: What if this was a male dominated office instead of a female dominated office?

What if this was a male dominated orfice instead of a female dominated orfice?; 8/16/11, 12:58 AM
jimspice said...: http://www.myspace.com/thecuntshop/photos/1234432#%7B%22ImageId%22%3A1234432%7D; 8/16/11, 2:46 AM
Clyde said...: Titillating!; 8/16/11, 7:22 AM
rhhardin said...: Vagina is a euphemism, or perhaps taken as what most directly corresponds to penis.

Who wrote recently, on wardrobe adornment, that a pink bow signifies vagina on board.; 8/16/11, 6:44 PM