Mayo 8, 2011

Spider sex moves...

... are very intense. The spideress makes a strong implicit argument for relentless passivity.

18 komento:

Jason (the commenter) ayon kay ...

Consider though: female spiders have a habit of killing and eating males.

The relentless passivity probably reflects less of that behavior's perceived "sexiness", than on how eager to mate the males have to be to put up with their women-folk in the first place.

Plus: she's the only game in town.

traditionalguy ayon kay ...

Is it spider rape to jump on a drugged female? Nature is in need of protection from more than humans. Let's fund a new Federal agency.

Wince ayon kay ...

Very flamenco.

Spider should challenge the flamenco dancing rhino in his tighty whities to a dance-off on Dancing with the Animals.

mydorazio ayon kay ...

Underserved topic. Please more.

Drugged female dancing: http://youtu.be/guDXpjRkeu4

Anarchist May Day red flag mating dance: http://youtu.be/eywWOhrw-K4

Spider and firefly political death dance: http://youtu.be/_RlghqyTVFY

Jason (the commenter) ayon kay ...

I much prefer amateur spider porn.

Paco Wové ayon kay ...

"Is it spider rape to jump on a drugged female?"

My thoughts exactly... feeding your experimental subjects date-rape drugs. Has the University ethics committee heard about this?

madAsHell ayon kay ...

yeah....you pretty much have to dance around, and pretend to be something your not.

Hindi-nagpakilala ayon kay ...

I wonder if female spiders have these little tiny razors, and they ... oh, to hell with it.

Peter

Jose_K ayon kay ...

and adding to Jason. they use to be at least twice the size of the males

Scootie-Puff ayon kay ...

Passivity? Or playing hard-to-get? There is a difference, in substance if not in form...

Fred4Pres ayon kay ...

So playing hard to get (or feigning indifference) works on attracting a mate? Spider women follow The Rules!

Jason (the commenter) ayon kay ...

Not as good as Kiss of the Spider Woman.

boxingalcibiades ayon kay ...

So... the spiders are English?

R.L. Hunter ayon kay ...

Bad things happen when you give spiders drugsdrugs

AlanKH ayon kay ...

Did Peter Parker inherit that trait?

Nate Whilk ayon kay ...

More moves from The Hellstrom Chronicle (1971)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IyExbZ_Vpdo#t=3m38s

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IyExbZ_Vpdo#t=5m0s

michaele ayon kay ...

The sound effects were hugely entertaining...a combination of male snoring and a military formation when they thwack their rifles (Ok, that last phrase is NOT a euphemism for anything else!)

Hindi-nagpakilala ayon kay ...

gut busting hilarity.

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