A writer from Vogue called me up and wanted to return some clothes that they had pulled for a photo shoot. Since I throw stylists out of my store I was intrigued.
"What clothes" I asked?
She named someones line that we hate and that we do not carry and bad mouth to anyone who asks.
I said "Hey sweetheart you didn't get that crap from me. Don't you know who you are ripping off by borrowing clothes? What are you...an idiot...oh wait.... a journalist...nevermind."
The only thing worse than a journalist is a lawyer.
Actually more beautiful than any single cover of Vogue. I would expect to find it in the Arts section of the magazine racks instead of the Fashion racks.
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12 comments:
"Overlaid."
Ha, Ha.
The problem with the girls at Vogue is that they are "underlaid."
Just sayn'
A writer from Vogue called me up and wanted to return some clothes that they had pulled for a photo shoot. Since I throw stylists out of my store I was intrigued.
"What clothes" I asked?
She named someones line that we hate and that we do not carry and bad mouth to anyone who asks.
I said "Hey sweetheart you didn't get that crap from me. Don't you know who you are ripping off by borrowing clothes? What are you...an idiot...oh wait.... a journalist...nevermind."
The only thing worse than a journalist is a lawyer.
Well, it gave somebody an afternoon's work.
Trooper York said...
The problem with the girls at Vogue is that they are "underlaid."
Just sayn'
And underfed.
The problem with the girls at Vogue is that they are "underlaid."
No, the real problem is that they're all missing something.
And you all know what that is.
Peter
Where is Demi Moore 9 months pregnant?
Looks like my underwear after a week-long camping trip.
Vogue is why they hate us.
Well, that and HDHouse.
If we hand over HD, they promise the suicide bombings will cease. Something about being their 12th inning or inman or somesuch.
Actually more beautiful than any single cover of Vogue. I would expect to find it in the Arts section of the magazine racks instead of the Fashion racks.
Better art combining images of women. Just my opinion.
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