3 ડિસેમ્બર, 2010

"I haven't been out to check on him for five hours but I went outside for a fag and he's gone."

A woman in the UK calls the police to report the theft of her snowman. And she's a smoker.

27 ટિપ્પણીઓ:

Clyde કહ્યું...

Sounds like a Monty Python skit gone awry.

I can just hear Eric Idle doing a little old lady voice, saying, "It ain't a nice road but at the end of the day, you don't expect someone to nick your snowman, you know what I mean?"

wv: cruilife. Indeed!

jungatheart કહ્યું...

The snowman that didn't melt.

Bob_R કહ્યું...

There must have been some magic in that old silk hat the old fag had on.

Bob_R કહ્યું...

Not that there is anything wrong with a cigarette wearing a silk hat.

AllenS કહ્યું...

I remember when fag and gay meant something totally different than today.

Leland કહ્યું...

I bet the snowman figured it was hot, so it decided it better run and play. I'd suggest checking the village. Also, is she perhaps missing a broomstick?

If someone spots him, yell "Stop".

Clyde કહ્યું...

@ AllenS

In some places, they obviously still do! Otherwise, the woman would have been remanded to her local council for sensitivity training.

AllenS કહ્યું...

Clyde,

I was watching football yesterday, or a couple of days ago, and the back of one young man's jersey said "GAY". As in his last name. Think he ever got any shit over that growing up?

WV: fuwhazat

That word still has the same meaning.

kjbe કહ્યું...

Clyde - same here - with the housedress and bad wig.

અજ્ઞાત કહ્યું...

So you think it's a drag
You light up a fag
You look at your lawn
And your snowman's gone

Too funny
Too, too funny
Too funny
Too, too funny...

(Apologies and/or hat tip to Van the Man)

Triangle Man કહ્યું...

Don't call 999 for theft lady! The lines need to remain open for people to complain about the cold and snow.

Triangle Man કહ્યું...

Think he ever got any shit over that growing up?

Not once.

sonicfrog કહ્યું...

Maybe the snowman was gay, is the "fag" she's refering to, and ran away from her. She's just bloody pissed 'cause she wanted some hot snowman love!.

Unknown કહ્યું...

Was it Churchill that said, "America and Britain are separated by a common language"?

AllenS said...

I remember when fag and gay meant something totally different than today.

Before the Lefties took it over.

WV "mencomen" What the madam in Kiel said when the fleet was in.

The Crack Emcee કહ્યું...

A woman in the UK calls the police to report the theft of her snowman. And she's a smoker.

Thanks for clearing that up.

Phil 314 કહ્યું...

I remember when fag and gay meant something totally different than today.

Before the Lefties took it over.


Isn't that a bit of a stretch?

(I can remember when "liberal" was a "good" term, like in favor of free markets and stuff like that)

woof કહ્યું...

According to dictionary.com:

gay as an adjective meaning “homosexual” goes back at least to the early 1900s

Col Mustard કહ્યું...

I remember when fag and gay meant something totally different than today.

Ditto partner

LordSomber કહ્યું...

Wait, this is the UK. Shouldn't it be "snowperson"?

Chip Ahoy કહ્યું...

I might know that woman. Was it her?

Unknown કહ્યું...

c3 said...

I remember when fag and gay meant something totally different than today.

Before the Lefties took it over.


Isn't that a bit of a stretch?

(I can remember when "liberal" was a "good" term, like in favor of free markets and stuff like that)


Same thing.

Palladian કહ્યું...

"remember when fag and gay meant something totally different than today.

Before the Lefties took it over."

Good thing the words "boring" "predictable" "commenters" still mean the same thing they did back in the good ol' days. You know, back when we called people Sodomites and could beat the shit out of them with impunity.

DADvocate કહ્યું...

I remember when fag and gay meant something totally different than today.

Me, too. Nowadays you smoke a fag while on your knees.

અજ્ઞાત કહ્યું...

I was watching football yesterday, or a couple of days ago, and the back of one young man's jersey said "GAY". As in his last name. Think he ever got any shit over that growing up?

He undoubtedly has world-class streetfighting skills. As in A Boy Named Sue.

Peter

lemondog કહ્યું...

The Snowman Goeth

Most likely to a non-smoking household.

traditionalguy કહ્યું...

I blame Global Warming.

jr565 કહ્યું...

She went out for a fag but he's gone?
Where did the fag go? Did he take the snowman?

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