Nobyembre 28, 2010

"I had a piece of Carefree Sugarless gum and I was still worried."

"It never kicked in, I took it back to the store and said 'Bullshit!'"

10 komento:

chickelit ayon kay ...

The gum should be rebranded Cariefree Sugarless Gum.

bagoh20 ayon kay ...

Mitch was hilarious, which you'll see at the link if you just read though those quotes. Impossible not to laugh out loud.

Hindi-nagpakilala ayon kay ...

You mean, Hedberg's dead?

How can you tell the difference?

Another one of those modern comedians who is absolutely laugh-free.

RIP.

Paddy O ayon kay ...

I'm a huge fan of Mitch Hedberg. Truly a unique performer.

dbp ayon kay ...

I liked this one,

"I think Bigfoot is blurry, that's the problem. It's not the photographer's fault. Bigfoot is blurry, and that's extra scary to me. There's a large, out-of-focus monster roaming the countryside. Run, he's fuzzy, get out of here."

CachorroQuente ayon kay ...

He had his own library. It's probably in bike riding range of Althousia, or Meadville, or whatever we're calling it these days. I think they should create a big empty room in his honor and call it "Mitch."

He shared a name with my sister, and , no, my sister is not named "Mitch."

Known Unknown ayon kay ...

Whenever I see Pepperidge Farm bread, I think fondly of Mitch.

traditionalguy ayon kay ...

He is as funny as Paula Poundstone, and her delivery and warped mind is my all time favorite.

Chris Sobieniak ayon kay ...

I liked Carefree. I haven't seen it being sold for some time now, so perhaps they discontinued it already. Sad if they did. I miss not getting something these days.

Hindi-nagpakilala ayon kay ...

I always think that shortest the joke is. better it is because you have to think about it to get it. People should try to more that kind of jokes even on xlpharmacy community.

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