Next--the revival of the Codpiece. (Actually already revived in some parts of the gay community but the mainstream--gay and straight--are still waiting.)
Seriously, though, are men supposed to have a "junk-framing device" in their closet?
My father needs to speak to me offstage while I look pensive and sad, in a black-and-white film shot on a golf course, telling me to get a serious crotch cradle or some nut cuddlers.
The main question this raises for me is who would bother keeping an eye on Robert Blake. Aside from trying to catch him in the act of doing away with someone crazy enough to be involved with him, its like, Wow! maybe he'll were some funky nut cuddler out in public today, we better follow him.
I've seen pants with chaps like this on motorcycle riders -- stop you from leaving skin and blood and body parts all over the highway if you go down, I guess.
Of course if doesn't ride a motorcycle anymore (he used to, didn't he, back in the day?) then he's merely a poseur.
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I would click on the link, but the URL -- http://gofugyourself.celebuzz.com/go_fug_yourself/(etc.) -- appears NSFW.
Yeah, like I'm commenting on some guy's nut saddle.
Er, I guess I did.
No, saying you're not commenting is not commenting.
Not that there's anything wrong with that.
It's safe for work. No nudity, just really stupid pants.
He's channeling his inner Alex.
That's hot!
Love,
Paris
Next--the revival of the Codpiece. (Actually already revived in some parts of the gay community but the mainstream--gay and straight--are still waiting.)
I thought he was in a real jail not just fashion jail?
They look like upland bird hunting pants to me.
http://www.grayandholtclothing.com/ProductDetails.asp?ProductCode=55091BW&click=973
He still looks creepy in 'em, though.
Terribly wrong except when worn by the 19 year old lead singer of a sigur rós cover band.
Try Sigur Ros' Hoppipolla.
OTOH, rumor has it those pants are great at repelling trace evidence.
Well, Arthur Miller wrote that "Attention must be paid!" But to Robert Blake's nut sack? Now DoubleYa would've done those pants justice!
Those pants look oddly similar to the tux I wore when I got married. You don't suppose...
Robert Blake would never be seen in Pogo's hand-me-downs. The very idea!...
Seriously, though, are men supposed to have a "junk-framing device" in their closet?
My father needs to speak to me offstage while I look pensive and sad, in a black-and-white film shot on a golf course, telling me to get a serious crotch cradle or some nut cuddlers.
@2yellowdogs - I would have said rabbit hunting pants.
I've learned that denim is not what you want tho, but that may be our experience here in the southeast.
-XC
But first Pop would have to die, which he's far from ready to yield.
I hope Robert Blake doesn't come to visit.
I liked him better as a kid in his Little Rascal's overalls
Don't go to bed with those pants on.
Keep your eye on the sparrow.
Give me back the Berlin wall
give me Stalin and St Paul
I've seen the future, brother:
it is murder.
The main question this raises for me is who would bother keeping an eye on Robert Blake. Aside from trying to catch him in the act of doing away with someone crazy enough to be involved with him, its like, Wow! maybe he'll were some funky nut cuddler out in public today, we better follow him.
So, are these pants better or worse than shorts?
I've seen pants with chaps like this on motorcycle riders -- stop you from leaving skin and blood and body parts all over the highway if you go down, I guess.
Of course if doesn't ride a motorcycle anymore (he used to, didn't he, back in the day?) then he's merely a poseur.
They go well with a wifebeater t-shirt.
Gettin' Meade a pair of those, are ya?
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