Althouse: Robert Blake in chaps or "some kind of junk-framing device."

April 14, 2010

Robert Blake in chaps or "some kind of junk-framing device."

"Either way, he's sporting a serious crotch cradle... nut cuddlers..."

23 comments:

Scott said...: I would click on the link, but the URL -- http://gofugyourself.celebuzz.com/go_fug_yourself/(etc.) -- appears NSFW.; 4/14/10, 2:51 PM
Steve M. Galbraith said...: Yeah, like I'm commenting on some guy's nut saddle.

Er, I guess I did.

No, saying you're not commenting is not commenting.

Not that there's anything wrong with that.; 4/14/10, 2:55 PM
Ann Althouse said...: It's safe for work. No nudity, just really stupid pants.; 4/14/10, 3:01 PM
chickelit said...: He's channeling his inner Alex.; 4/14/10, 3:04 PM
bagoh20 said...: That's hot!

Love,
Paris; 4/14/10, 3:13 PM
David said...: Next--the revival of the Codpiece. (Actually already revived in some parts of the gay community but the mainstream--gay and straight--are still waiting.); 4/14/10, 3:26 PM
I'm Full of Soup said...: I thought he was in a real jail not just fashion jail?; 4/14/10, 3:28 PM
2yellowdogs said...: They look like upland bird hunting pants to me.

http://www.grayandholtclothing.com/ProductDetails.asp?ProductCode=55091BW&click=973

He still looks creepy in 'em, though.; 4/14/10, 3:31 PM
KCFleming said...: Terribly wrong except when worn by the 19 year old lead singer of a sigur rós cover band.

Try Sigur Ros' Hoppipolla.; 4/14/10, 3:45 PM
KCFleming said...: OTOH, rumor has it those pants are great at repelling trace evidence.; 4/14/10, 4:02 PM
ricpic said...: Well, Arthur Miller wrote that "Attention must be paid!" But to Robert Blake's nut sack? Now DoubleYa would've done those pants justice!; 4/14/10, 4:07 PM
KCFleming said...: Those pants look oddly similar to the tux I wore when I got married. You don't suppose...; 4/14/10, 4:14 PM
ricpic said...: Robert Blake would never be seen in Pogo's hand-me-downs. The very idea!...; 4/14/10, 4:19 PM
KCFleming said...: Seriously, though, are men supposed to have a "junk-framing device" in their closet?

My father needs to speak to me offstage while I look pensive and sad, in a black-and-white film shot on a golf course, telling me to get a serious crotch cradle or some nut cuddlers.; 4/14/10, 4:23 PM
Expat(ish) said...: @2yellowdogs - I would have said rabbit hunting pants.

I've learned that denim is not what you want tho, but that may be our experience here in the southeast.

-XC; 4/14/10, 4:24 PM
KCFleming said...: But first Pop would have to die, which he's far from ready to yield.

I hope Robert Blake doesn't come to visit.; 4/14/10, 4:26 PM
mccullough said...: I liked him better as a kid in his Little Rascal's overalls; 4/14/10, 5:52 PM
themightypuck said...: Don't go to bed with those pants on.

Keep your eye on the sparrow.

Give me back the Berlin wall
give me Stalin and St Paul
I've seen the future, brother:
it is murder.; 4/14/10, 6:04 PM
SteveR said...: The main question this raises for me is who would bother keeping an eye on Robert Blake. Aside from trying to catch him in the act of doing away with someone crazy enough to be involved with him, its like, Wow! maybe he'll were some funky nut cuddler out in public today, we better follow him.; 4/14/10, 6:51 PM
Eric said...: So, are these pants better or worse than shorts?; 4/14/10, 7:50 PM
Big Mike said...: I've seen pants with chaps like this on motorcycle riders -- stop you from leaving skin and blood and body parts all over the highway if you go down, I guess.

Of course if doesn't ride a motorcycle anymore (he used to, didn't he, back in the day?) then he's merely a poseur.; 4/14/10, 8:29 PM
William said...: They go well with a wifebeater t-shirt.; 4/15/10, 1:03 AM
Moose said...: Gettin' Meade a pair of those, are ya?; 4/15/10, 9:29 AM