10 फ़रवरी 2010

Stealing that joke about shoplifting?

Sorry that joke was lying on the sidewalk, there for anyone with a sharp eye to pick it up. The first person to blurt it out on Twitter doesn't get to attach his name to it. Not guilty.

14 टिप्‍पणियां:

KCFleming ने कहा…

Two funny people arrive at the same minor pun simultaneously?

Must be theft!

KCFleming ने कहा…

Maybe it's a palindrome.

"The palindrome of "Bolton" would be 'Notlob'!! I"

rhhardin ने कहा…

I don't get it. It would be beer if anything.

wv: [completely illegible]

then : The characters you entered didn't match the word verification.

KCFleming ने कहा…

rhhardin:
A brand of cigarettes.

Too many jims ने कहा…
इस टिप्पणी को लेखक द्वारा हटा दिया गया है.
Too many jims ने कहा…

How about the first person to blurt it out in the commetns section on a blog?

Fran ने कहा…

Big problem is that the joke makes no sense. The line should have been "remember to shoplift a bottle of Jack Daniels."

PatHMV ने कहा…

Judging by the comments, Jon Stewart may have overestimated the number of people who know that "American Spirits" is a brand of cigarettes.

jimspice ने कहा…

Thanks, TMJims, for noticing that I beat Urbaniak by an hour and a half.

By the way, is this the same James Urbaniak who was implicated in the Reynolds body language attribution kerfuffle a couple weeks back?

And hi Jon if you happen to read this.

Phil 314 ने कहा…

Watching the clip from The Daily Show and its multiple excerpts from Palin's speech kept reminding me of.......

Cowbell

Too many jims ने कहा…

jimspice it is a far more impressive (to me at least) feat that you would remember a guy's name from a month ago than that I remember a joke from 3 days ago. But I do think it is the same James Urbaniak.

AllenS ने कहा…

Dear Mr. Stewart,

You can use any of my stuff.

Your friend,
AllenS

ps that includes my word verifications:

wingogis

Chip Ahoy ने कहा…

And the zombies died laughing again feeding on the days-old recirculated product of somebody else's creative brain.

* mugs for camera *

Unknown ने कहा…

Thanks you for sharing and may you have many thought provoking conversations!

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