Pebrero 28, 2010

So... if only Obama had eaten it?

A health message.

IN THE COMMENTS: Paul Zrimsek suggests a remake of...

18 komento:

Fred4Pres ayon kay ...

What makes you think Mr. Obama didn't eat it?

rhhardin ayon kay ...

Living with a dog provides sufficient immune response.

Jason (the commenter) ayon kay ...

They're part of a balanced breakfast.

knox ayon kay ...

Why stop there? Why not just ...

Nah. Stop there.

kentuckyliz ayon kay ...

How many private moments does the President have to go nose-mining?

He did it right-handed...then shook hands with the Republicans. LOL

KCFleming ayon kay ...

"He did it right-handed...then shook hands with the Republicans. LOL"

He's improving their immunity.
Message: I care.

Meade ayon kay ...

Message: I care.

LOL!

He recalls a meet-and-greet encounter at the White House with George W. Bush, who warmly shook his hand, then “turned to an aide nearby, who squirted a big dollop of hand sanitizer in the president’s hand.” (“Good stuff,” he quotes the president as saying, as he offered his guest some. “Keeps you from getting colds.”)

Cedarford ayon kay ...

Small faux pas. Not something I'd dwell on anymore than a pic of Palin out in the snow with some snot running down her lip.

Snot happens.
Deal with it.

Wince ayon kay ...

The Pick.

GEORGE: Was it a scratch or a pick?

JERRY: It was a scratch.

GEORGE: Hey. It's me.

JERRY: Don't you think I know the difference between a pick and a scratch?

GEORGE: Was there any nostril penetration?

JERRY: There may have been some incidental penetration. But from her angle she was in no position to make the call.

GEORGE: So let's say in her mind she witnessed a pick. Okay, so then what?

JERRY: Is that so unforgivable? Is that like breaking a commandment? Did God say to Moses thou shalt not pick?

GEORGE: I guarantee you that Moses was a picker. You wander throughh the desert for forty years with that dry air. ... You telling me you're not going to have occasion to clean house a little bit.

JERRY: Let me ask you something. If you were going out with somebody and if she did that what would, would you do? Would you continue going out with her?

GEORGE: No. That's disgusting!

Hindi-nagpakilala ayon kay ...

Can't I just eat my booger?

Unknown ayon kay ...

The dog and pony show was the public's first real look at The Zero without TOTUS and it looks like they don't like what they saw. Rasmussen has him sliding toward 40% approval. His nose is the least of his problems.

If enough people decide he's actively trying to destroy the country, do we get to impeach or recall him?

Meade ayon kay ...

Did you say bitter clinger? Or booger cleaner?

I'm Full of Soup ayon kay ...

Now I may never look at a waffle the same way.

wv = pices

AllenS ayon kay ...

"I mean, you got the first mainstream African-American who is articulate and bright and clean and a nice-looking guy who doesn't eat his boogers," Biden said. "I mean, that's a storybook, man."

Penny ayon kay ...

Is Obama ambidextrous?

He may shake hands with his right, but it's the left one that's a bugger. Or booger, if you so prefer.

Penny ayon kay ...

That's one heck of an article at the NYT's you linked to, Meade. A 2006 story about Obama's newest book, "The Audacity of Hope".

Of course I doubt it was the first fairytale ever written by a presidential hopeful, but does it have to be one that Aesop would have been proud to call his own?

Alex ayon kay ...

Damn, all I eat are damn Eggo waffles which are cold the minute you take them out of the toaster. Something is seriously wrong with that.

Penny ayon kay ...

You mean you haven't purchased an Eggo Waffle Table Warmer?

What?

Are you saying no one makes an Eggo Waffle Table Warmer?

It's America, for cripe's sake.

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