২৩ ফেব্রুয়ারী, ২০১০

Caption contest!

৮৫টি মন্তব্য:

Ira বলেছেন...

"But I TOLD you it was a real job"

Nihimon বলেছেন...

"Is it 2013 yet?"

Hoosier Daddy বলেছেন...

You are getting sleeeeeepy....very sleeeeeepy.....

Hoosier Daddy বলেছেন...

Or wait, is Obama praying to himself?

Tough call.

Fred4Pres বলেছেন...

I see Rahm people...they're everwhere.

Rialby বলেছেন...

Obamahu akbar, Obamahu akbar, Obamahu akbar

Monkeyboy বলেছেন...

17....18....19...20....

21 tiles!

Tom Tucker বলেছেন...

Yes Rahm, we've been over this before, I remember. Hope, change, blame it all on Bush...

নামহীন বলেছেন...

Is that Michelle coming in? Dear Lord, get me out of here. Fast!

MadisonMan বলেছেন...

I'm never good at caption contests.

Belasarion বলেছেন...

This is how you do the "Super-Mussolini!"

Bru বলেছেন...

Barack, honey, is it supposed to be this soft?

Mr. Buford বলেছেন...

Which team should I screw over by publicly announcing they will win the NCAA Tourney, thus guaranteeing they will go out in the second round - Kentucky, Purdue, Kansas, Syracuse???

Mark O বলেছেন...

"Honey, I'm home."

AllenS বলেছেন...

Cartoon bubble:

"Please, God. If you make me invisible, I promise to go to church every Sunday."

Paddy O বলেছেন...

Obama lays hold of the wheel of the world to set it moving on that last revolution which is to bring all ordinary history to a close. It refuses to turn, and he throws himself on it. Then it does turn; and crushes him.

RobertL বলেছেন...

Rahm, isn't it supposed to feel better when you use your left hand?

lucid বলেছেন...

"WHERE does all this shit keep coming from?"



wv: ernit--a productivity-based approach to health care

Gahrie বলেছেন...

"Remember this phrase....that depends on what the meaning of "is" is....."

নামহীন বলেছেন...

Rahm: You're TEH WON!
Obama: Nobody does Teh Won better.

kathleen বলেছেন...

and then I had a cheeseburger, and then I had a milkshake, and then I had a brownie melt...

Gahrie বলেছেন...

"Wow..I guess Andrew really does like you..."

নামহীন বলেছেন...

And the beta dog exposes his throat to the alpha dog.

BJK বলেছেন...

Presidenting is Hard.

FloridaSteve বলেছেন...

Shut up shut up shut up pleeeeease shut up.

SteveR বলেছেন...

We're not in Chicago anymore, are we?

Sofa King বলেছেন...

"Will nobody rid me of this troublesome hack?"

Peter V. Bella বলেছেন...
এই মন্তব্যটি লেখক দ্বারা সরানো হয়েছে।
KCFleming বলেছেন...

"Anyway, like I was saying,
shrimp is the fruit of the sea.
You can barbecue it,
boil it, broil it, bake it, sauté it.
There's shrimp kabobs, shrimp creole,
shrimp gumbo, pan fried,
deep fried, stir fried.
There's pineapple shrimp
and lemon shrimp, coconut shrimp,
pepper shrimp,
shrimp soup, shrimp stew,
shrimp salad, shrimp in potatoes,
shrimp burger, shrimp sandwich.


That's about it.
"

prairie wind বলেছেন...

"Why do they keep blathering on? I've already said what I want."

David বলেছেন...

“My Father, if it be possible, let this cup pass from me."

Matthew Noto বলেছেন...

I can't believe I hired this asshole!

I'm Full of Soup বলেছেন...

You have even lower approval numbers than me.

Henry বলেছেন...

"Here is the church. Here is the steeple. Boss, get your fingers up."

KCFleming বলেছেন...

Our Me who aren't in Heaven
Hallowed be my Name
My kingdom come
My will be done
On earth as it is in Washington

Jay Fellows বলেছেন...

Professor Obama is getting ready to "take the Republicans to school." His clever rejoinders, grimaces and angry stares will underscore his awesomeness. He will be ANGRY! You Republicans just don't listen.

Meanwhile the health care bill won't pass and his approval will continue to decline.

Maybe he needs to JUST SPEAK LOUDER!

hawkeyedjb বলেছেন...

Rahm: "Boss, the peasants are revolting."

Pres (thought bubble): "Yes, they are..."

Joan বলেছেন...

Monkeyboy wins the thread.

Wince বলেছেন...

"A 'typical white person' told me there'd be days like these."

KCFleming বলেছেন...

Obama: "Here's the plan. We get the warhead, and we hold the world ransomed for.....One MILLION DOLLARS!!"

Rahm: "Ahem...Well, don't you think we should maybe ask for *more* than a million dollars? A million dollars isn't exactly a lot of money these days. Ford alone makes over nine billion dollars a year!"

Obama: "Really?"

Rahm: "Mm-hmm."

Obama: "That's a number. Okay then. We hold the world ransom for.....One hundred..BILLION DOLLARS!!"

Old RPM Daddy বলেছেন...

Oooommmmm! Oooommmm!

I'm in my happy place! I'm in my happy place!

Bill বলেছেন...

"You want me to trim a little more off the top?"

Scott M বলেছেন...

Rahm: "Why didn't you get this exam done when you turned 40 like everyone else. Dammit, man. I'm a thug, not a doctor. Now turn your head and cough."

Your Correspondent বলেছেন...

Emanuel: "Dammit, I knew those animatronics weren't reliable enough to last a year!"

CatoTheEldest বলেছেন...

Three seconds left...down by two...Obama dribbles left, cuts to the baseline, pumpfakes Jordan out of his $300 shoes...HITS THE TRIPLE TO WIN IT!! The crowd goes wild!!!

Bryan C বলেছেন...

"'I wandered lonely as a cloud.' That's me, Emmanuel. I realize now the clouds were my friends. My only real friends."

stoqboy বলেছেন...

"I'm so full."
"Can I have your cannoli?"

former law student বলেছেন...

121:1 I will lift up mine eyes unto the hills, from whence cometh my help.
121:2 My help cometh from the LORD, which made heaven and earth.

(for those who thought he had abandoned his religion)

Unknown বলেছেন...

See, I told you the suppositry would work.

ricpic বলেছেন...

Rahm implores Bambi to include a reach-around next time. Bambi considers.

Chennaul বলেছেন...

Rahm: You better pray, you damn Democrat activist!

Shayla বলেছেন...

"Monday...Monday! Ugh, too much Conga Line at the NGA dinner last night."

Unknown বলেছেন...

Was it good for you, my liege? If not, the cat is hanging on your seat back.

former law student said...

121:1 I will lift up mine eyes unto the hills, from whence cometh my help.
121:2 My help cometh from the LORD, which made heaven and earth.

(for those who thought he had abandoned his religion)


How could he abandon something he never had, unless you count Father Karl and Uncle Saul?

PS Tell me this is another White House photo.

paul a'barge বলেছেন...

G-- Damn America!! G-- Damn America!!

Joe বলেছেন...

Ninety-nine bottles of beer on the wall, ninety-nine bottles of beer...

MaggotAtBroad&Wall বলেছেন...

Rahm: "You're good enough, you're smart enough, and dog-gone it, people like you."

TheThinMan বলেছেন...

Now hold steady, Barry, while I examine you with my finger... Hey, they don't call me Rahm for nothing! Ah, just like I thought: you're full of it.

Quaestor বলেছেন...

Matthew wrote:
I can't believe I hired this asshole!

What picture are you captioning? Obama thinking about Rahm Emmanuel or Ann Althouse thinking about Obama

veni vidi vici বলেছেন...

Obama (thought bubble): Axelrod's gotten so much better at this since Rahm knocked his teeth out...

Rahm: If you don't get it right down there this time, David, I'll break yer fuckin' nose too!



wv: "ellybful" -- What Axelrod's about to get, because you know he swallows (even if he hasn't quite learned what to do with his teeth while polishing el Presidente's knob).

miller বলেছেন...

Look! There's mirrors up there!

Chennaul বলেছেন...

Rahm: I'm sorry but part of "The Deal" was-Hillary and Harry get to sleep-over.

paul a'barge বলেছেন...

"Allah the most merciful, please hurry up with this first administration sh*t so I don't have to pretend I'm not a muslim anymore.

Oh yeah ... PBUH and all."

TRay বলেছেন...

Dear God, uh me, uh God... please let the people believe I can give them all healthcare without costs going up.

...and please strike down those angry republicans.

traditionalguy বলেছেন...

The country is wired with explosive debt to implode, but the cowboy Palin has stolen the bag with the detonators.

James Wigderson বলেছেন...

Renfield: No, no, master. I wasn't going to say anything, I told them nothing. I am loyal to you master.

The Crack Emcee বলেছেন...

"If I'm God, why do I have to listen to this Jew?"

Or

"No, really: what would Oprah do?"

Justin বলেছেন...

Rahm: Mr. President, I know that he would be able to torture Scott Brown into breaking the Republican filibuster, but Jack Bauer doesn't exist, sir. I thought we went over this reality v. ideas thing before when we were talking about price controls, but apparently you weren't listening.

Obama: What about Megaman? King Leonidas? Cummon, these guys can help, Rahm!

AllenS বলেছেন...

Rahm: "So, who are your heroes"?

Obama: "Let me think, ... me."

Tibore বলেছেন...

"Wow, Rahm... Bill was right about Monica here."

rhhardin বলেছেন...

If you hold your hands upside-down when you pray, you get the opposite of what you ask for.

Skyler বলেছেন...

When you worship me, you must hold your hands thus.

David বলেছেন...

Rahm: "Mr. President?"

Obama (thinking): "I'm not here. I'm not here. I'm not here."

XWL বলেছেন...

Already captioned this sucker for February 19th's LOL Obama, to repeat myself:

[thought bubble]'I'd rather be golfing...
Hell, anything would be better than this crap,
Who knew being prez would be soooooooo boring...


(and for you Bob Dylan fans out there, yesterday's LOL Obama, has extra Bob Dylan, for your pleasure)

Phil 314 বলেছেন...

Oh that's right! the legislature! they do have something to do with getting this done, don't they.

Now who's that white woman from California?

নামহীন বলেছেন...

"Well, at least we can take credit for Cheney's heart attack."

Kirby Olson বলেছেন...

"I KNOW I said it would be fun."

Chip Ahoy বলেছেন...
এই মন্তব্যটি লেখক দ্বারা সরানো হয়েছে।
Chip Ahoy বলেছেন...

Obama meditating

Mark বলেছেন...

Yes, it's too late for the blue pill.

Unknown বলেছেন...

how the hell did glenn beck get in here?

William বলেছেন...

Is this all there is?

Bigwig বলেছেন...

Eli eli lamana sabachthani?

buddy larsen বলেছেন...

"После того как мы ветра здесь, вы получите инъекцию амфетамина из Доктор Моррель. Но в то же время, ради бога, проснись и притворяться, как вы, президент!"

howie8 বলেছেন...

There is a God !

Unknown বলেছেন...

If that girl Berlusconi sent me doesn’t stop soon this house is gonna get a little whiter.

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