Apparently not!
Ah, who cares about some state representative from Orange County, California? He is a complete fool, and if you don't like social conservative politics, Michael Duvall is a fun target.
September 9, 2009
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I guess he is really screwed now.
More proof that politics is Hollywood for ugly people.
This is hilarious. God bless idiotic middle-aged men and the manipulative harpies who sleep with them.
One question though. Eye-patch underwear? What type of undergarment would that be?
Presumably she’s wearing eye-patch underwear.
So ... how did a fat 54-year-old (who doesn't look a day over 65) manage to snag a hott younger woman? Being in the Assembly doesn't seem like the sort of thing that would make him rich and powerful, so that's not it.
Peter
This just proves the hypocrisy of the right-wing.
Wanted to get that in early.
But isn't it hard to advocate traditional family values when your semen is dripping out of a your young mistress's vagina?
What do traditional family values mean, anyway? I'm easily confused.
Yes, it is difficult to advocate for something when your actions show you believe otherwise.
The point is, are some values "right" even when the people who advocate them are wrong or don't live up to them?
I'm sure you know the answer to this, but you're happier with the snark.
Carry on.
He reminds me of Titus.
omfg, the VW is "pregag". hahaha!
"are some values "right" even when the people who advocate them are wrong or don't live up to them?"
Sure, but this is not a case of failing to live up to the right values. It's not as though he aimed for the right values, and due to a character flaw or human failing, missed. He advocates one thing for other people, and something else for himself. When liberals do this conservatives are rightly there to criticize. When conservatives do it, it's fine. No problem-o. He's just human. Poor guy! I hope the dripping semen doesn't stain the carpet.
In Legally Blonde the client, who was a much younger woman, said she had a large reason to marry the older guy.
Why yes, that's exactly my point. I was giving him a pass because he had an (R) next to his name.
Thanks for reading my mind for me. It's all so clear.
Miller, if social conservatives are happy getting lip service and little else out of their politicians, I guess that works for me.
So does this guy resign or hang on like Sanford and Craig?
He maybe a relative of the Kennedys. When in California, you should do as the Californians do.
"Thanks for reading my mind for me. It's all so clear."
Did I have absolutely *anything* to say about your mind?
"He maybe a relative of the Kennedys. When in California, you should do as the Californians do."
I rest my case!
If there is a Republican sex scandal you can be assured Josh Marshall is on it. Dude does not miss a beat.
Any time you have Representatives running away like a coward from the press? That's a good time.
The only question is: Does his wife stand by her man, or does she kick him to the curb? I think she should stand by him, in good times and in bad. I guess this is the bad.
I wonder where the lobbyist fell on the "why do women have sex" survey question.
Legislator immorality: Mike Royko, in his biography of the first Mayor Daley, notes that when Daley was in the Illinois legislature, he was one of those who did not take advantage of "the monkey girls," a harem of state employees so called because they "held on to their jobs with their tails."
vw: shamity -- a fact-free assertion of Sean Hannity.
If there's a Democrat sex scandal, I expect Drudge to be all over it. So it works out.
By the way, what was the most recent Dem sex scandal, anyway?
Also, whether you like it or not, there's an R next to my name too. Since 2003.
Drew W said...
One question though. Eye-patch underwear? What type of undergarment would that be?
Presumably she’s wearing eye-patch underwear.
Maybe that's like pirate underwear, but in this case it only covers the brown-eye. ARGH!!!
miller said...
This just proves the hypocrisy of the right-wing.
Wanted to get that in early.
No it doesn't you moron. It just proves the hypocrisy of one guy who just happens to be a right-wing conservative.
Chuck B...Don't be such a prude. This Duval guy obviously doesn't rest his case often.
the sins of any (R) prove that all (R)s are hypocrites, methedras.
the sins of any (D) prove that all (R)s are hypocrites as well for pointing out that there still exists this quaint notion of "right" and "wrong."
This guy is so typical of one of the bad sides of the republican party and conservatives. I'm still looking for that good side.
It's so easy to take advantage of truly decent, if god-fearing, people by branding yourself as upholding "family values."
Family values are certainly good. I've yet to meet very many who would say that cheating on your spouse is good, or that porn is good for children (of course there are exceptions, but they only prove the rule).
It's analogous to environmentalism. I've never met anyone (though I'm sure there are exceptions) that think pollution is acceptable.
Both ideologies attract charlatans and demogogues.
But it's indeed much juicier to catch a family values charlatan.
But that doesn't mean that family values are bad. It just highlights that we should never trust politicians as defenders of what should be an intensely personal and private value.
By the way, what was the most recent Dem sex scandal, anyway?
The Spitzer one is kind of old now. There must be one more recent than that.
Thanks Methadras for being the first to answer my question. Unfortunately, you also prompted an outburst of unsolicited pirate jokes.
Q: Who’s a pirate’s favorite journalist?
A: Edward Aaaargh! Murrow!
Q: Who was a pirate’s favorite panelist on What’s My Line?
A: Aaaargh-lene Francis!
Q: Where does a pirate learn to dance?
A: Aaaargh-thur Murray!
Q: What is considered Van Gogh’s most creative period?
A: Aaaarghle!
Q: Who had a No. 5 hit in 1972 with “Hold Your Head Up?”
A: Aaaargh-gent!
Ashley Dupré's analysis is apt once again.
I'm waiting for some evidence that infidelity in politicians is A-OK when Republicans do it.
It is *not* okay. Who said it was okay? The guy is as gross as his gross behavior.
There's no sex like pirate sex, or so I've been told.
Arrrgh! Shiver me timbers! All yer seamen be dripping out o' me scuppers! Arrrgh!
Arrrgh! I'll hoist yer Jolly Roger and ye can gimme all yer pieces o' eight! Arrgh!
Arrrgh! Avast there, matey and walk the plank to Davey Jones’ Locker! Arrrgh!
Arrgh! Yo, ho, ho and a bottle of rum! Arrgh!
Aaaaargh-
An evil dude use to make me tread water in the deep end to that song-the long version-after the high dive
You tube
And if it's bad
Don't let it get you down, you can take it
And if it hurts
Don't let them see you cry, you can take it
Hold your head up, hold your head up
Hold your head up, hold your head high
And if they stare
Just let them burn their eyes on you moving
And if they shout
Don't let them change a thing what you're doing
Hold your head up, hold your head up
Hold your head up, hold your head high.
Twelve yers later...made the fourth best college swim team in America....
[OK Synchro-shut your pie holes!]
More Cowbell!
And shit-fourth in the nation after I quit....
But they wanted me to stay because I could drink like a fish...
Oh and you did this tread with your hands outta the water.
Crap flashbacks!
Obviously I have a weird relationship with this song...
""Very sexual audio tapes. Any comment?""
Yea. What a dope. Couldn't keep his mouth shut or his zipper closed.
Hope his wife gets a really large divorce settlement.
At least his wife doesn't have cancer.
Ouch!
Yeah, he's scum. He should be ashamed of himself and he should resign. Sadly, he seems to suffer from the Sanborn effect: I'm a conservative, and America needs me.
Nope. We don't need your lip service. Get out and let a man or woman of integrity serve.
I'd ask Vera Baker about the latest Democratic sex scandal but she cannot be reached in Martinique.
Duvall resigns, at least according to Wikipedia relying on the Orange County paper.
You would think he would have the chops to resign on Saturday night at midnight like Van Jones did.
I just can't figure out how one wears an eye patch as underwear.
I'm sad for his family & I hope he will find rescue for his habits.
And I'm glad he resigned. He came to an adult realization that his actions did not match his words.
He came to an adult realization that his actions did not match his words.
Maybe. Maybe he doesn't like being laughed at. I doubt he can go anywhere in Sacramento without being the butt of jokes. He can slink back home to OC and see if his wife will forgive him.
He's come to the adult realization that his actions don't match his words if he actually changes.
Madison Man, yeah, Spitzer's scandal is a couple years old. Detroit Mayor Kwame Kilpatrick's is the most recent sex scandal involving a prominent Democrat that I can recall.
Who cares says Anne.
Yeah, who cares if the party that moralizes to the rest of us and tries to use the power of the government to ram their personal religious doctrine down our throats turns out to be a bunch of hypocrites?
Me! (waves hand). Yet another Republican hikes the Appalachian Trail! haw-haw!
Points to Althouse for even mentioning the story. More points if she published the salacious audio. Though it sounds very much NSFW.
What is really gross about this story is that fat old gross looking man is having sex. He's 54? He looks 74. Good to know that he can still get it up though. I love the line about is cum dripping from her cooch-brill.
And no he shouldn't remind you about me. I am hot and my lovers are hot so the sex is hot.
Women are really willing to settle I guess. I wouldn't fuck that fat piece of shit with Bea Arthur's dick.
Love the family values addition-priceless.
Another politician bites the dust because of a live microphone. Why do they never learn?
Politicians should treat microphones the way responsible people treat guns. Always assume the worst (the mic is on, the gun is loaded) until proven otherwise -- and even then, exercise caution.
He must of shot a pretty decent load though if his splooge was dripping from her pussy.
Impressive, give the fat fuck some props for being able to fill up a pussy full that it is dripping on the staircase.
Just look at his fat face for a moment. He is so ugly, so wrong, so fat and so gross. How did she even find his hog under that mass of fat stomach?
As a wingnut I say he needs to go immediately. Not because of sex, but because of the corruption of having sex with lobbyist and being too stupid to be voting on legislation of any kind.
Clean out your desk...clean it really good.
I'm waiting for similar calls from libs when Dems get caught in corruption. Of course, you already have plenty of corruption to ask to leave but you have not been doing it. Tax cheats to freezers full of money and never does the left just says "He's rotten and has to go."
I say, this Republican is rotten and has to go and he is only state Government.
Nasty all around. The women, him, the system. Just a massive hive of nasty.
Fatuity adds topspin to a sex scandal and causes it to carry an extra fifty yards. This guy has set some sort of record for sheer stupidity. As going Lewinsky became a short hand expression for oral sex, pulling a Duvall should become the favored expression for those politicians whose braggadocio and sleaze are stronger than not just common decency but also common sense. Everything about this make Duvall look bad and foolish. He should change his name, get a sex change operation, and spend his remaining days living as quietly as possible in a trailer park in Florida.
How was the poor soul listening to this story responding? Bit over graphic. Hello, awkward.
I just hope the good folks at Sempra watched their step on the stairs. Semen can be slippery before it dries out.
I must be missing out. I have never spoken that way to another person ever in my whole life.
Asshole needed to resign; and good riddance.
But it's too bad he didn't try to drive her home, miss the bridge, and leave her submerged, only to call the cops the next day.
The he could have become Lion of the Senate.
But such is life.
Otoh, it made great hair gel for Cameron Diaz in that Ben Stiller movie.
We need politicians who keep their affairs secret dammit!
I don't know how the political system is so effective at selecting the worst lowlifes to lead us. Or do they develop these wonderful qualities as a result of public service. Either way, politics is creepy.
We really should insist on higher standards and if people don't want to disclose what it takes for us to make a good decision, then they should not get elected.
Which brings me to the question: Did we really elect a guy to the highest of all executive positions without even seeing his college records? The idea of hiring any executive with out that info and some executive experience is incredible. Unexplainable. I saw the enemy and it be us.
The 80% of the state government part time legislators away from home in the Big City Capital keep lust going with ladies being supplied to them. You people will only raise the unemployment rate considerably if you demand Chaste politicians.
So ... how did a fat 54-year-old (who doesn't look a day over 65) manage to snag a hott younger woman?
The women were lobbyists, according to the news station that snagged the audio.
And in my state, Diaper Dave Vitter looks sure to be re-elected, so he can return to fighting the ho-mo-sekshual agenda.
That's what the women look like in OC---a place where women actually look like women.
--The OC look, and he's a typical OC alpha-male.
This is how we operate out here. Of course nobody's surprised; It's a daily occurrence.
Pogo said...
I must be missing out. I have never spoken that way to another person ever in my whole life.
Me neither.
Nor have I. Of course, I'd have to have had an affair, too, which ain't gonna happen.
But still, to talk like that to anyone? What kind of skeezeballs populate the California government that they'd even sit and listen to such a thing? Like Freeman says. Awkward!
I'm going to guess that "eye-patch" underwear refers to a thong -- which to me suggests that Mrs. Legislator has always worn granny panties, because these newfangled drawers were new to him.
I want to hear the recording of Susan Duvall talking to her friends:
"And then I got the entire house. Oh and he got the clap."
Fred4Pres said...
Duvall resigns, at least according to Wikipedia relying on the Orange County paper.
You would think he would have the chops to resign on Saturday night at midnight like Van Jones did.
So does this mean he gets to keep the two hot chicks?
AlphaLiberal said...
Who cares says Anne.
Yeah, who cares if the party that moralizes to the rest of us and tries to use the power of the government to ram their personal religious doctrine down our throats turns out to be a bunch of hypocrites?
Me! (waves hand). Yet another Republican hikes the Appalachian Trail! haw-haw!
Points to Althouse for even mentioning the story. More points if she published the salacious audio. Though it sounds very much NSFW.
It's just one guy, you fucking idiot. You use one guys hypocrisy as a bludgeon to marginalize and otherwise perfectly good message? It's easy to hold the kinds of positions you do, you know why because it doesn't take any work or character to promote what you and your ilk promote. At least this fool set a standard that even he couldn't keep, but that doesn't invalidate the standard. Of course, your ideology has no standards, well at least only the ones you would like to relatively live by. Why to step in it you stooge.
William said...
Fatuity adds topspin to a sex scandal and causes it to carry an extra fifty yards. This guy has set some sort of record for sheer stupidity. As going Lewinsky became a short hand expression for oral sex, pulling a Duvall should become the favored expression for those politicians whose braggadocio and sleaze are stronger than not just common decency but also common sense. Everything about this make Duvall look bad and foolish. He should change his name, get a sex change operation, and spend his remaining days living as quietly as possible in a trailer park in Florida.
Man, just when I was getting used to saying "You got Bissaged!!!" in reference to being Duvalled.
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