Hunyo 9, 2009

Have you seen what Michelangelo's "David" looks like after a 2-year loan to the United States?

Ha ha.

Sent to me by an emailer who bemoans his own lack of Photoshopping skills and says he's always wanted to concoct "Newt Descending a Staircase." Here's "Nude Descending a Staircase." Can anyone do the 'shopping for us?

ADDED: Chip Ahoy provides the Photoshop:

34 (na) komento:

blake ayon kay ...

Is it wrong to imagine that that's what certain commenters look like?

traditionalguy ayon kay ...

Looks like David traveled back on the slow cruise on Crystal Cruise lines.

Bissage ayon kay ...

On the upside, David's hands are no longer too big.

Hindi-nagpakilala ayon kay ...

Oh, isn't America crappy, LOL LOL LOL?

Sofa King ayon kay ...

God DAMN America!

Treacle ayon kay ...

Obesity-induced penis shrinkage is a pretty serious problem; it is not something to "ha ha" about.

Unknown ayon kay ...

It's not just the U.S.

bearbee ayon kay ...

Ha, ha, ha. But shouldn't there be 'American' and 'stereotype' tags

What's David hiding in his left hand? McD or Burger King?

Nude descending in heels

Jeremy ayon kay ...

How much did Palladian get to pose?

Bissage ayon kay ...

You 404ed on that link, bearbee.

Can you do it again?

I'm dying of curiosity here and teh Googles, she does nothing!

Tibore ayon kay ...

Okay. Fess up. Who around here looks like that?

:D

Tibore ayon kay ...

LOL, I forgot to clarify: I'm looking for folks to confess about themselves! Not to nominate others. I, for example, am exempt. I'm cut like Adonis. :D




... Who's laughing?? Who's laughing??!! Who said "Yeah, right??"

bearbee ayon kay ...

Reposted.

Nude descending in heels

I had no prob connecting with the original link. Hope this works If not the URL is:

http://davidvanwert.com/wp-content/uploads/nude_descending.jpg

Unknown ayon kay ...

It's still not working. It's odd, but perhaps it is due to the fact that you're linking directly to the picture instead of to the surrounding page, but when I call that up the picture is absent too.

Bissage ayon kay ...

Thanks, bearbee. Funny stuff!

Henry ayon kay ...

For whatever reason, you have to use MSIE.

Unknown ayon kay ...

Oh well, I'm not firing up a VM to look at a damn JPEG :)

AlphaLiberal ayon kay ...

Looks like David's been eating fast food and playing vid games!

Thanks for the chuckle!

Lem Vibe Bandit ayon kay ...

Timothy Greenfield has done a coffee table book of classical nudes with porn stars posing as the classical nudes.
Check HBO for more ;)

Unknown ayon kay ...

Ah, the picture came up this time for some reason, bearbee. Funny!

TitusisArriving ayon kay ...

I do not find this funny.

I just finished reading the Omnivore's Dilemma.

Do any of you really know how your food gets from Point A to Point B.

This is so important.

As someone who is thin and gorgeous and have to inhabit this earth with fatties it is just rude.

I am flying tomorrow and chances are someone else's fat will be infringing upon my space. That's just wrong.

I will be arriving in Madison tomrrow, what time will you be receiving me Althouse? And don't go all hog wild on an expensive gift. Something tasteful and minimal will be just fine. I am also well aware you can't buy couture in Madison so I don't expect too much.

TitusisArriving ayon kay ...

And Newt is fabulous. I love him. He needs to run. He is a man of ideas. A family man.

Newt 2012.

TitusisArriving ayon kay ...

Today is also a very emotional day for the rare clumbers and I.

I will be leaving them tomorrow and they know it.

They will be staying with the neighbors but they are very hurt.

There is much cuddling, holding, spooning and kissing going on at this moment.

bearbee ayon kay ...

Hammer gold lame' fat pants for David.

tom faranda ayon kay ...

Ann

funny, but you are behind the times on this one. David in America was circulating on the internet several years ago - I posted it on my blog about two years ago.

Hindi-nagpakilala ayon kay ...

"Ha, ha, ha. But shouldn't there be 'American' and 'stereotype' tags?"

Amen.

Bissage ayon kay ...

Thanks for that, Tom. I was betting that you’re better so I just won $20.

Will ayon kay ...

The post is missing the "lame" tag.
Oh, ho, ho, ho, Americans are fat and it's the fault of evil corporations! Edgy! Provocative!

Ann Althouse ayon kay ...

1. I knew it was a little old, but I posted in the hope of getting the requested Photoshop.

2. Titus, I already told you when I was going to be in Madison, and you failed to coordinate with me. Let's keep one thing clear: I am the diva.

Ann Althouse ayon kay ...

"I posted it on my blog about two years ago" + "Profile not available" = lameness

Palladian ayon kay ...

I may have posed for the body, but Gene "Jeremy" Olson was the model for Adam's teeny tiny dick.

TitusisArriving ayon kay ...

Well I have never.

I had to come this week. It was the only week I could come.

Get your pussy back to Madison now Mary.

Ralph L ayon kay ...

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